A MegaViolent offer. (open challenge)

[WHIP]

After a commercial for Chief Bodega Brand Drug Screen Blocker the camera pans to the ring. Seated in his old director chair is the Mega-Violent XV & World Champion Teabag. A huge smile adorns his face as each belts hangs from the chairs armrests.

Teabag:"Well here we are again! I once more have proven myself to be the single most feared, most dangerous, most violent, & most dominant wrestler in this company! I sit before you now undefeated in singles matches. Which is why I have a couple things to say.
First, I have committed to bring everything I have to every match. I hold nothing back & have focused myself like never before. Believe me when I say this, any opponent who faces me in the ring is in for the fight of their life! Just like I told Chris Wallace I give no mercy & expect none in return!
Second, considering how I have two championship belts, I know what it takes to make these fans happy. So i would like to offer two people the opportunity to face me in a 3-way X-Violence title match! Who are they? Hell if I know & hell if I care! This is an open invitation to whoever has the stones to man! So let's just see who answers the knock of opportunity."

The eyes of everyone in attendance turn to the stage.

(tag to anyone...)

[The Chupster]

"Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong" blares through the arena and once again, the Chupster makes his way out, United States Championship belt around his waist. He stares for a moment out at Teabag, disgusted. He starts pacing a little bit, and mask or not, it's easy to see that he grimaces with each step.

Chupa: [/b][/color] All right, Daddy-O. Ya hadda know that ah was gonna come out here, 100% or not. That strap there, that pretty much means more ta me than this one here, an' some people might think that's havin' some messed up priorities, but ah'd rather be the #1 certified hardestcore muthafucka than the #2 wrasslin' champion, ya dig?

The fans react right down the middle, which looks to suit Chups just fine.

Chupa:[/b] [/color] What kind'a pisses me off is, ah basically shoved mah balls in Slade's face ta get that belt off'a ya, backed his shit into a corner, an' ya end up gettin' it back off'a fuckin' roll-up. What are ya, Werwulf or somethin'? Sheeee-it. That ain't fuckin' hardcore, unless yer talkin' about guy-on-guy porn. But then again, you are sittin' in the director's chair, ain't'cha?

Chupa pauses, giving Teabag a chance to retort... or someone else a chance to step in.

[WHIP]

Teabag takes a big breath before getting out of his chair. He looks out into the crowd for a moment before directing his gaze to The Chupacabra.

Teabag: "You darn right I expected you to come out here. I mean who did you think I was talking about? But I'm suprised no one else wanted some XV action besides you. Maybe someone else back there has the balls to step into the big spotlight with me!"

Chupacabra: "Cut the ego-trip Nutsacker! I want the damn belt!"

Teabag: "I know you want the XV Title. That is the exact reason I had to turn Chris Wallace into a pin cushion to get it back! I knew it would get your goat! Oh yea Chups, that pun was on purpose. So I tell you what. You want this shiny X-Violence title? I want you to have it."

The Chupacabra shakes his head & grinds his hands together in anticipation.


Teabag: "All you have to do is beat me to earn it. Its as simple as that. I've even offered another spot for some eager person backstage to jump in the fun. Because that's how violent I can be. Making one person bleed is just not enough anymore. So what's your answer Chupacabra? Do you wanna step up & meet me in the ring?"

(OOC:Tag Out to Chupa or anyone else)