Post by WHIP on May 6, 2010 7:23:01 GMT -5
“Step Up!” by Drowning Pool shatters the silence of the OCW arena as The MegaViolent World Champion emerges onstage. The crowd stands on their feet in admiration as Teabag makes his way to the ring. He stands in the center of the squared circle & extends a hand towards the heavens above. Miraculously a microphone falls from the rafters & lands perfectly in his hand. Teabag, brimming with confidence, smiles as he fills his lungs with oxygen.
Teabag: “All good things must come to an end. Mighty Rome fell, Alexander the Great died, the 300 Spartans were eventually over-powered, hell even Tiger Woods lost his fight with being faithful. Sorry Mrs.Woods, I told you not to let him hang out with me. But don’t worry, I can take care of ya anytime. You still have my number. Unfortunately we bear witness to the end of the OCW’s life cycle. The rumors are true…these doors are closing.”
The arena is filled with shocked faces & teary-eyed women. A silent minute passes before a huge “O-C-Dub… O-C-Dub” chant breaks out from the cheap seats. The chanting escalates until its almost deafening. Teabag climbs a turnbuckle & hold the World Title high above, the arena erupts into a thunderous ovation for the Golden Strap of the King of the Mountain. The Megastar climbs back down & motions for the crowd to quiet down.
Teabag: “While the OCW will soon fade into the sunset…it will do so with the same amount of passion that it entered the world with all the way back in 2003! The final OCW event , Ragnarok, will be held very soon. I have decided to donate my entire salary to make sure this event is free to one & all! So tell everyone you know to hightail it here! I want this arena bursting at the seams with OCW faithful! The last OCW event to be the greatest of all time! When the history books are written & the dust settles on this canvas, I still want that sweet O-C-Dub ringing in my ears! “
Another “O-C-Dub… O-C-Dub” chant breaks out for a minute before calming back down.
Teabag: “So let me say this while the spotlight shines on me. Chris Wallace, we are close as brothers, but when we face off for the OCW World Title no mercy will be given. You bring all your strength, intensity, & determination to the ring. I’ll bring my soul & this Gold Strap…let’s see who really is the King of the Mountain!
Chupacabra you finally get your shot at the X-Violence Championship. Only this time it’s just you & me. We will finally see who emerges as the most hardcore lunatic of them all. We’ve faced each other countless times & went back & forth. Only this time, it’s who stands tall after the 3 count that matters. You want the X-Violence Title?” Bagger lays the strap in the ring. “I’m waiting right here!
I could go one about all the friends & enemies I’ve had here. But all the names have one thing in common…greatness! Legends like Kunk the Sphere Klown, “The Rage” Sean Callous, The Coffin Puppets, Bruce Walker, Minion, Tetsuo, Belle, Chief Bodega, Dynasty, Bandit, Matt Manning, Bufford Tanker, Bloodraven, Pain, Ghost, Candy, Nitro, Ray, Legion, & many more. All of these people have left their mark on this company & on anyone who watched them do what they loved most. All of these people were OCW to the core & it was an honor to stand with the best of them!”
Bagger leads the arena in a round of appreciation applause for the OCW alumni.
Teabag: “ So while I hold the OCW World Heavyweight Championship I say this to everyone backstage. If you think you’ve got what it takes to take what I’ve got…then Step on Up!!! I’m not hard to find! But for the final time OCW-faithful…prepare to be Teabagged!!”
The arena breaks out in another “O-C-Dub… O-C-Dub” ovation as The Megastar walks up the ramp & we fade to a commercial for “OCW’s Greatest Moments” DVD.