Post by KAVEEKS on Jan 14, 2011 5:03:54 GMT -5
*Kunk struts his way to center stage, picks up a mic and starts screaming!*
Kunk: OCW!! Tonight marks a very special occassion!!! After nearly seventeen years of being off the air we are officially BACK in BUSINESS!!!
*The crowd errupts with deafening cheers*
Kunk: Has it really been that long since the great one has graced your homes and hearts? It certainly does feel that way, Well despair no longer citizens for the Klown of the Sphere has returned once again to inject a healthy dosage of awesome right up your miserable asses!!!
*A medley of cheers and boos*
Kunk: Oh YEAH! you heard me right pions, we are BACK and in full effect and the first order of business is for OCW's original and inarguabley greatest world champion ever to congratulate it's newest and quite possibly most handsomest champion ever Riley Taylor! Way to go Gorgeous!, and amazingly it only took you just short of a decade to climb the ranks. I would've gone ahead and just won it in my very first event instead of wait damn near 10 years but hey, that's just me.
*crowd boos the naughty clown*
Kunk: Hey Hey, listen up my friends please! Quiet your foolish mouths and boaden your simple minds, for tonight is not about me! Tonight as I said is very very special for not in the sphere klown's wildest dreams would I have dared to believe that OCW would be back on the air let alone with such a beautifull, sexy and charismatic new world champion! Dreams can come TRUE!!!
*crowd starts to cheer again*
Kunk: I have a dream my friends that OCW will never be off the air again!
*WOOOOOO!!!!*
Kunk: I have a dream where match vicotries will not be based on the awesomeness of the competitor but by the once in a life-time dog shit luck they just happen to fall ass-backwards in that night! (Bandit I'm looking at you!)
*CHiIIII-HOOOO!!!*
Kunk: I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their god damn motives questioned!!!
*GREAT LOUD CHEERING continues!!!*
Kunk: I dream of the glorious day when the Chupacabra will take a feaking bath and his opponents will no longer be subjected to the mind numbing stench of goat sweat, tacos and failure!!! I HAVE A DREAM TODAY!!!!
*Cheer along with crowd at home!!*
Kunk: Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to OCW! where dreams come true!!!!!
Kunk: OCW!! Tonight marks a very special occassion!!! After nearly seventeen years of being off the air we are officially BACK in BUSINESS!!!
*The crowd errupts with deafening cheers*
Kunk: Has it really been that long since the great one has graced your homes and hearts? It certainly does feel that way, Well despair no longer citizens for the Klown of the Sphere has returned once again to inject a healthy dosage of awesome right up your miserable asses!!!
*A medley of cheers and boos*
Kunk: Oh YEAH! you heard me right pions, we are BACK and in full effect and the first order of business is for OCW's original and inarguabley greatest world champion ever to congratulate it's newest and quite possibly most handsomest champion ever Riley Taylor! Way to go Gorgeous!, and amazingly it only took you just short of a decade to climb the ranks. I would've gone ahead and just won it in my very first event instead of wait damn near 10 years but hey, that's just me.
*crowd boos the naughty clown*
Kunk: Hey Hey, listen up my friends please! Quiet your foolish mouths and boaden your simple minds, for tonight is not about me! Tonight as I said is very very special for not in the sphere klown's wildest dreams would I have dared to believe that OCW would be back on the air let alone with such a beautifull, sexy and charismatic new world champion! Dreams can come TRUE!!!
*crowd starts to cheer again*
Kunk: I have a dream my friends that OCW will never be off the air again!
*WOOOOOO!!!!*
Kunk: I have a dream where match vicotries will not be based on the awesomeness of the competitor but by the once in a life-time dog shit luck they just happen to fall ass-backwards in that night! (Bandit I'm looking at you!)
*CHiIIII-HOOOO!!!*
Kunk: I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their god damn motives questioned!!!
*GREAT LOUD CHEERING continues!!!*
Kunk: I dream of the glorious day when the Chupacabra will take a feaking bath and his opponents will no longer be subjected to the mind numbing stench of goat sweat, tacos and failure!!! I HAVE A DREAM TODAY!!!!
*Cheer along with crowd at home!!*
Kunk: Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to OCW! where dreams come true!!!!!
