Post by WHIP on Jan 17, 2011 8:25:23 GMT -5
The scene opens to a dimly-lit lockerroom floor, the camera zooms back & upward to reveal The Mega-Star, Teabag. He is unrolling the tape from his wrists. After a few deep breaths James raises his head & stares into the camera. The crowd chants his name; “Teabag…Teabag…Teabag” A smile spreads across his face.
Teabag: “ We’re Back!” The crowd erupts in that glorious “O-C-Dub!” chant. “The OCW has returned in full force. From what I understand the mailbox of upper management was swamped with tons of letters demanding this day arrive. Our website was almost shut down three times with demands for the OCW banner to once again fly high. Well, from the bottom of this warrior’s heart…Thank You. Its because of you that the doors are once again opened & the arena filled with the faithful. Thanks to you we have returned to re-ignite the flame of competition. Its for you that we draw our swords & charge full bore into battle. Its with you that we share this moment of celebration…The OCW is reborn!”
Teabag stands up as the camera pans back once again.
Teabag:“ What a start Backwoods 2K11 was! We saw the crowning of a new World Champion in Riley Taylor. You earned it son, enjoy the limelight while its yours. We also saw some fresh faces step into the ring & turn a few heads. Good job rookies, you are welcome to carve out your destiny. Just be warned…if you cross my path I won’t cut you any slack. I don’t care if you’re a punk who just learned to lace his boots or an OCW original kicking ass since day one. You square off in the ring with me, prepare for a war! No mercy will be given & none is expected.
So with pleasantries out of the way, let me address a few specifically. “Bandit” Eric Wilson, its good to see you in action again. I’m glad you got your affairs in order & have returned home. Sorry about the arm & the table thing, but somebody’s gotta win. Manticore, glad to see you are as determined as ever. I would expect no less from a beast like you. Werwulf, we haven’t always seen eye-to-eye, but The Puppets are cool with me. Gentlemen, the first round of beers is on me tonight!”
Teabag takes a moment to roll his shoulders & tilt his head to the right.
Teabag: “ Welcome to the OCW! The new era has begun!”
The O-C-Dub chants breaks out again as the camera fades to black.
A commercial for Jack Daniels flavored cereal fires up…
Teabag: “ We’re Back!” The crowd erupts in that glorious “O-C-Dub!” chant. “The OCW has returned in full force. From what I understand the mailbox of upper management was swamped with tons of letters demanding this day arrive. Our website was almost shut down three times with demands for the OCW banner to once again fly high. Well, from the bottom of this warrior’s heart…Thank You. Its because of you that the doors are once again opened & the arena filled with the faithful. Thanks to you we have returned to re-ignite the flame of competition. Its for you that we draw our swords & charge full bore into battle. Its with you that we share this moment of celebration…The OCW is reborn!”
Teabag stands up as the camera pans back once again.
Teabag:“ What a start Backwoods 2K11 was! We saw the crowning of a new World Champion in Riley Taylor. You earned it son, enjoy the limelight while its yours. We also saw some fresh faces step into the ring & turn a few heads. Good job rookies, you are welcome to carve out your destiny. Just be warned…if you cross my path I won’t cut you any slack. I don’t care if you’re a punk who just learned to lace his boots or an OCW original kicking ass since day one. You square off in the ring with me, prepare for a war! No mercy will be given & none is expected.
So with pleasantries out of the way, let me address a few specifically. “Bandit” Eric Wilson, its good to see you in action again. I’m glad you got your affairs in order & have returned home. Sorry about the arm & the table thing, but somebody’s gotta win. Manticore, glad to see you are as determined as ever. I would expect no less from a beast like you. Werwulf, we haven’t always seen eye-to-eye, but The Puppets are cool with me. Gentlemen, the first round of beers is on me tonight!”
Teabag takes a moment to roll his shoulders & tilt his head to the right.
Teabag: “ Welcome to the OCW! The new era has begun!”
The O-C-Dub chants breaks out again as the camera fades to black.
A commercial for Jack Daniels flavored cereal fires up…