Post by The Chupster on Jan 23, 2011 0:09:16 GMT -5
The camera cuts to the backstage interview area, where OCW Head Interviewer Justin Case and the Tarantula are already mid-conversation.
Tarantula (speaking low):[/b][/color] ...that Phil McCracken, he's just such a total dick, talking over me like that, disrespecting me...
Case (also speaking low): Yeah, that's horrible, I still don't give a fuck and WELCOME everyone, I'm Justin Case standing here with the Tarantula! (to someone off-camera) Thanks for the cue there, dick, you TOTALLY fucked me. (back to the Tarantula) So, Tarantula, you've been having a rough year so far!
Tarantula: Yes, victory continues to elude my grasp.
Case: At Adrenalin, you said you were 'scouting' the Black Widow Lee. I have to ask- what's going on there?
Tarantula: Well, you see, I was quite surprised to see someone with such a similar theme, if you will. I was quite offended, both at the similarity, and the fact that no one in the back warned me that we had such similar gimmicks. No, I was not pleased at all.
Case: So... you want to kick his ass.
Tarantula: On the contrary; when I saw him at Backwoods Asskickin' I was impressed! He is quite the athlete, and he made it to round two of the tournament, which is more than I can claim. After spending a short time in the ring with him at Adrenalin, I started thinking- instead of being my enemy, perhaps this man can be... my ALLY!
Case: So... you want him as a tag team partner.
Tarantula: To be honest, I'm not certain. I have strong feelings both ways, but I do not know him personally and would hate to make a bad first impression... but this is a pro wrestling company, where words are spoken with FISTS and CHAIRSHOTS are the dialogue of so many wrestlers! So frankly, I know not what to do.
Case: Ah. Well... that's just weird.
Tarantula: I think we could be a great team! And to be completely honest, I have had my ass handed to me a lot this year already. We could be the Amazing Spider-Men!
Case (shaking his head): So, SO many copyright infringement lawsuits in that one.
Tarantula: Er... or... The Brothers Arachnid!
Case: Cheesy.
Tarantula: Web Power!
Case: No.
Tarantula: Stevie Webs & the Widow Funk Explosion?
Case (doing a double take): What???
Tarantula: The Spider Fighters!
Case: Okay; the point being, that you would like to propose an alliance.
Tarantula: Yes, definitely. I think. OR he could be... MY NEMESIS!!!
Case: Right. Well, lucky for you- and perhaps, unlucky for us- we've contacted the Black Widow Lee and he should be here right... about... NOW!
(tbc by d3rang3d)
Tarantula (speaking low):[/b][/color] ...that Phil McCracken, he's just such a total dick, talking over me like that, disrespecting me...
Case (also speaking low): Yeah, that's horrible, I still don't give a fuck and WELCOME everyone, I'm Justin Case standing here with the Tarantula! (to someone off-camera) Thanks for the cue there, dick, you TOTALLY fucked me. (back to the Tarantula) So, Tarantula, you've been having a rough year so far!
Tarantula: Yes, victory continues to elude my grasp.
Case: At Adrenalin, you said you were 'scouting' the Black Widow Lee. I have to ask- what's going on there?
Tarantula: Well, you see, I was quite surprised to see someone with such a similar theme, if you will. I was quite offended, both at the similarity, and the fact that no one in the back warned me that we had such similar gimmicks. No, I was not pleased at all.
Case: So... you want to kick his ass.
Tarantula: On the contrary; when I saw him at Backwoods Asskickin' I was impressed! He is quite the athlete, and he made it to round two of the tournament, which is more than I can claim. After spending a short time in the ring with him at Adrenalin, I started thinking- instead of being my enemy, perhaps this man can be... my ALLY!
Case: So... you want him as a tag team partner.
Tarantula: To be honest, I'm not certain. I have strong feelings both ways, but I do not know him personally and would hate to make a bad first impression... but this is a pro wrestling company, where words are spoken with FISTS and CHAIRSHOTS are the dialogue of so many wrestlers! So frankly, I know not what to do.
Case: Ah. Well... that's just weird.
Tarantula: I think we could be a great team! And to be completely honest, I have had my ass handed to me a lot this year already. We could be the Amazing Spider-Men!
Case (shaking his head): So, SO many copyright infringement lawsuits in that one.
Tarantula: Er... or... The Brothers Arachnid!
Case: Cheesy.
Tarantula: Web Power!
Case: No.
Tarantula: Stevie Webs & the Widow Funk Explosion?
Case (doing a double take): What???
Tarantula: The Spider Fighters!
Case: Okay; the point being, that you would like to propose an alliance.
Tarantula: Yes, definitely. I think. OR he could be... MY NEMESIS!!!
Case: Right. Well, lucky for you- and perhaps, unlucky for us- we've contacted the Black Widow Lee and he should be here right... about... NOW!
(tbc by d3rang3d)
