Post by The Chupster on Jan 23, 2011 0:51:15 GMT -5
GWAR's "Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong" thunders through the arena and the Chupacabra makes his entrance to a less-than-stellar response. He quickly motions for them to cut the music and holds up a hand for quiet.
Chupa:[/b][/color] Okay, okay- I got some stuff I been thinkin' about and I wanna get it off my chest, right? So please, just listen to me, hear me out.
Most of y'all know the score. Late 2009, I come in and lead the NextGen Pro Wrestling boys in an invasion of OCW and just make a mess'a things. Company goes through a restructurin' during early 2010, Slade owns the company, I tried to pass it all off. I guess I just didn't really think about the hard feelin's I'd left behind. OCW died, I headed to another company for a bit... OCW comes back, I come back too, and people are pissed. I get it. I do.
The Chupster pauses for a second, clearly emotional.
Chupa:[/b][/color] Lemme paint all of ya a quick picture, 'kay? Early 2009, the Sinners pop up, steal mah goat, break mah leg an' toss me in a box, mail me overseas. Durin' that time, the only person that even seemed ta know I was gone was Kunk, and he vanished lookin' for me. I mean, c'mon! Yeah, I was kind'a pissed.
It took me a long time ta get home an' I wanted revenge on the Sinners. An' yeah, I was pissed at OCW and the fans. I came in as the Skull, I busted some heads, but in the process I lost track of my priorities- my friendships- I treated some'a the NGPW guys pretty bad, all inna name of revenge. An' that was just a shitty, shitty, SHITTY thing to do.
I fully admit it. I did wrong. I was pissed, half-crazed, burnin', runnin' on rocket fuel an' spite. I treated EVERYBODY wrong. Friends, enemies- I just fucked up all around. An' for some reason it didn't sink in till this year, when Minion- MINION of all people- warned me off.
I attacked him, sure. I did it outta spite- he warned me off, that got me mad, I tried ta make him lose his match. Might'a cost him the World Championship, it's really hard ta say. What really bugs me is, comin' out here every night an' hearin' you guys- the fans- not knowin' quite what ta think. Half of ya boo, half of ya cheer, some of ya just stand there.
And the guys in the back- I know I lost most'a their trust. I'm just lucky I got ta tag up with Kunk again at Adrenalin- that was a really good, fun deal, and we did pretty good I think. But I don't wanna make assumptions.
So right here, right now, I'm offerin' everyone in the back- everyone out here- everyone I wronged inna last two years an apology. I'm sorry, from the bottom'a this goatsucker's heart. I went a lil crazy, but I never meant for it ta go this far.
Minion- man, I'll stay away from ya, I know you don't wanna see me around an' I don't blame ya a bit. An' ta you, the fans- I'm just really, really sorry. I'm gonna try ta regain all'a your trust. Be the guy that y'all knew I was ta begin with. This time around I ain't gonna fuck it up, least if I can help it.
Fans start cheering Chupa's frank admission of guilt.
Kunk man, if ya wanna keep teamin', I'm good with that. If not, hey, I totally understand. Far as I'm concerned, I'm startin' at the bottom again- I just hope everyone can give this fucked-up ol' goatsucker another chance. Thanks everyone.
With that, he turns around and silently makes his way backstage, the cheers and applause of the fans behind him.
Chupa:[/b][/color] Okay, okay- I got some stuff I been thinkin' about and I wanna get it off my chest, right? So please, just listen to me, hear me out.
Most of y'all know the score. Late 2009, I come in and lead the NextGen Pro Wrestling boys in an invasion of OCW and just make a mess'a things. Company goes through a restructurin' during early 2010, Slade owns the company, I tried to pass it all off. I guess I just didn't really think about the hard feelin's I'd left behind. OCW died, I headed to another company for a bit... OCW comes back, I come back too, and people are pissed. I get it. I do.
The Chupster pauses for a second, clearly emotional.
Chupa:[/b][/color] Lemme paint all of ya a quick picture, 'kay? Early 2009, the Sinners pop up, steal mah goat, break mah leg an' toss me in a box, mail me overseas. Durin' that time, the only person that even seemed ta know I was gone was Kunk, and he vanished lookin' for me. I mean, c'mon! Yeah, I was kind'a pissed.
It took me a long time ta get home an' I wanted revenge on the Sinners. An' yeah, I was pissed at OCW and the fans. I came in as the Skull, I busted some heads, but in the process I lost track of my priorities- my friendships- I treated some'a the NGPW guys pretty bad, all inna name of revenge. An' that was just a shitty, shitty, SHITTY thing to do.
I fully admit it. I did wrong. I was pissed, half-crazed, burnin', runnin' on rocket fuel an' spite. I treated EVERYBODY wrong. Friends, enemies- I just fucked up all around. An' for some reason it didn't sink in till this year, when Minion- MINION of all people- warned me off.
I attacked him, sure. I did it outta spite- he warned me off, that got me mad, I tried ta make him lose his match. Might'a cost him the World Championship, it's really hard ta say. What really bugs me is, comin' out here every night an' hearin' you guys- the fans- not knowin' quite what ta think. Half of ya boo, half of ya cheer, some of ya just stand there.
And the guys in the back- I know I lost most'a their trust. I'm just lucky I got ta tag up with Kunk again at Adrenalin- that was a really good, fun deal, and we did pretty good I think. But I don't wanna make assumptions.
So right here, right now, I'm offerin' everyone in the back- everyone out here- everyone I wronged inna last two years an apology. I'm sorry, from the bottom'a this goatsucker's heart. I went a lil crazy, but I never meant for it ta go this far.
Minion- man, I'll stay away from ya, I know you don't wanna see me around an' I don't blame ya a bit. An' ta you, the fans- I'm just really, really sorry. I'm gonna try ta regain all'a your trust. Be the guy that y'all knew I was ta begin with. This time around I ain't gonna fuck it up, least if I can help it.
Fans start cheering Chupa's frank admission of guilt.
Kunk man, if ya wanna keep teamin', I'm good with that. If not, hey, I totally understand. Far as I'm concerned, I'm startin' at the bottom again- I just hope everyone can give this fucked-up ol' goatsucker another chance. Thanks everyone.
With that, he turns around and silently makes his way backstage, the cheers and applause of the fans behind him.
