Post by WHIP on Jan 25, 2011 6:23:29 GMT -5
The MegaStar & oh-so humble Teabag makes his first on-stage appearance since the restart of OCW. Some fans cheer his name as he holds the mic high above, others hold back because of recent rumors involving his loyalties. He takes a moment to enjoy the arena seats filled to capacity once again.
Teabag:” I came out here for one reason . I’m setting the record straight! It seems like people have been running their yappers about where the allegiance of this ‘ole Bagger, I heard someone actually accuse me of laying down for Monn ‘Joogra at Adrenalin!”
Teabag glares into the camera as boos start to build. Teabag looks out into the crowd for a few seconds, then he removes his shades. His expression suddenly changes from one of mild irritation to anger. The shades bear the brunt & are crushed by his hand.
Teabag:” Let me say this once & for all…I lay down for NO ONE! Hell, the last time I was on my back it involved a hot blonde,a hotter brunette & a gallon of sex grease! But there are kiddies present, so let me stay on point.
Now I may have a lot of respect for CTN member Manticore, but that respect was earned by the pints of blood we spilled. It was paid for with the severed body parts as a result of our blood feud. I can honestly say we were responsible for the most violent matches in the OCW’s history. But no matter what we threw at each other, neither backed down. If that doesn’t earn respect, nothing will!”
Teabag looks out into the audience again.
Teabag:” But if anyone thinks I am down with anyone else in the CTN, let me say this…Hell F’N No!” The arena cheers! “I will do everything in my power to bring an end to their reign or misery. If that means I have to kick the door down of the CTN locker room & have a homerun derby with a baseball bat…that’s what I’ll do! Mark my words CTN…your days are numbered! You can say “It’s been said before & blah blah blah.” But I’ve never seen the boys in the back so united against a common enemy. CTN, it’s only a matter of time before you fall. It happens every year, somebody rises up to hold some gold & they think the world is at their feet. But they always fall from the top…and so will you!
Now before I leave this stage & go grab myself a beer across the street, I have to come full circle. I was accused of losing on purpose to the Haitian Beast Monn ‘Joogra. Now that I’ve stated publically where my loyalties are, I’m here to issue a challenge to the VooDoo FreakDaddy to put the US Championship on the line against me! I was the man who paved the way for your stroll to victory lane. I took out Zero & Chupa while you just walked around the ring combing that ridiculous hair of yours. Seriously, did you fall into a cotton candy machine or something? Cause I can bring some hedge clippers for ya to cut that crap down to size, you bigass retarded Q-Tip!
Let me cut to the chase Moon-Gazer, you say a bunch of crap that no one understands, stuff like “Boogey, boogity, boo!”. Then put on your hat & cape, grab your clock so you can learn to tell time, & see if you can make it to the ring without having a fit of epilepsy. Then when you get to the ring & face me you can shake your stick, roll those dice, choke your chicken, & rattle dem bones all you want! Cause when its all said & done, I will kick your 7ft tall Cotton-Candy-topped ass & walk out the new US Champion! “
Teabag holds the mic high above as the arena cheers before heading backstage & leaving the arena.
Teabag:” I came out here for one reason . I’m setting the record straight! It seems like people have been running their yappers about where the allegiance of this ‘ole Bagger, I heard someone actually accuse me of laying down for Monn ‘Joogra at Adrenalin!”
Teabag glares into the camera as boos start to build. Teabag looks out into the crowd for a few seconds, then he removes his shades. His expression suddenly changes from one of mild irritation to anger. The shades bear the brunt & are crushed by his hand.
Teabag:” Let me say this once & for all…I lay down for NO ONE! Hell, the last time I was on my back it involved a hot blonde,a hotter brunette & a gallon of sex grease! But there are kiddies present, so let me stay on point.
Now I may have a lot of respect for CTN member Manticore, but that respect was earned by the pints of blood we spilled. It was paid for with the severed body parts as a result of our blood feud. I can honestly say we were responsible for the most violent matches in the OCW’s history. But no matter what we threw at each other, neither backed down. If that doesn’t earn respect, nothing will!”
Teabag looks out into the audience again.
Teabag:” But if anyone thinks I am down with anyone else in the CTN, let me say this…Hell F’N No!” The arena cheers! “I will do everything in my power to bring an end to their reign or misery. If that means I have to kick the door down of the CTN locker room & have a homerun derby with a baseball bat…that’s what I’ll do! Mark my words CTN…your days are numbered! You can say “It’s been said before & blah blah blah.” But I’ve never seen the boys in the back so united against a common enemy. CTN, it’s only a matter of time before you fall. It happens every year, somebody rises up to hold some gold & they think the world is at their feet. But they always fall from the top…and so will you!
Now before I leave this stage & go grab myself a beer across the street, I have to come full circle. I was accused of losing on purpose to the Haitian Beast Monn ‘Joogra. Now that I’ve stated publically where my loyalties are, I’m here to issue a challenge to the VooDoo FreakDaddy to put the US Championship on the line against me! I was the man who paved the way for your stroll to victory lane. I took out Zero & Chupa while you just walked around the ring combing that ridiculous hair of yours. Seriously, did you fall into a cotton candy machine or something? Cause I can bring some hedge clippers for ya to cut that crap down to size, you bigass retarded Q-Tip!
Let me cut to the chase Moon-Gazer, you say a bunch of crap that no one understands, stuff like “Boogey, boogity, boo!”. Then put on your hat & cape, grab your clock so you can learn to tell time, & see if you can make it to the ring without having a fit of epilepsy. Then when you get to the ring & face me you can shake your stick, roll those dice, choke your chicken, & rattle dem bones all you want! Cause when its all said & done, I will kick your 7ft tall Cotton-Candy-topped ass & walk out the new US Champion! “
Teabag holds the mic high above as the arena cheers before heading backstage & leaving the arena.
