OCW Inferno 2011 PPV

[The Chupster]

Rick Slade & the Overdrive General Manager Present


02/04/2011

Before the first match and as Phil McCracken blathers on about shit, footage is shown of Anarchy, the Chupacabra and Belle bitching at each other.




World/TV Championship #1 Contender Losers Lottery Hell in a Cell Three Way Dance:
Winner gets World Championship shot/uninvolved party gets TV shot/Loser get NOTHING BECAUSE S/HE'S A FUCKING LOSER!!!
Belle vs. Anarchy vs. the Chupacabra[/b]
The match is just chaos with everyone getting in shots whenever they could. The finish hit sort of out of nowhere, when Chupa hammerthrew Belle into the corner, incapacitating her, and hit the Skullobomb (tigerbomb pin) on Anarchy. 1, 2, 3!
Winner and #1 World Championship contender, the Chupacabra! Belle goes on to face Pain.




Coffin Puppets vs. Teabag & "Bandit" Eric Wilson
Helluva match. The CPs attack the Elite on the entrance ramp, and Bandit sort of staggers his way to the Elite corner while the CPs beat the shit out of Teabag. The teams seem pretty even, but Dragune runs down and starts messing with whichever Elite partner was illegal at the time, hitting Teabag in the nuts and ultimately keeping Bandit from reaching Teabag when Core hit a powerbomb pin.
Winners, the Coffin Puppets!




OCW Cruiserweight Championship:
The Black Widow Lee vs. Logan Legend (c)
Unexpectedly one-sided. The Black Widow Lee has been consistently impressive since his OCW debut, and he got in a little bit of offense, but overall Legend wiped the mat with him, shut him down the put him out with a pullback powerslam.
Winner and still OCW Cruiserweight Champion, Logan Legend!




Minion runs into Rick Slade's office, letting him know that the Overdrive GM is sending Werwulf out in the Chupacabra's corner during the World Title Defense main event. Slade tells Minion that it's his job to represent Adrenalin by evening things out, going out with Riley Taylor. Minion is all kinds of happy about this.




OCW Television Title Defense - Ring of Fire:
Belle vs. Pain (c)
Belle got fucked up. Plain and simple. She basically had no offense, and Pain hits his triple german suplex into the Hellbringer (pedigree) for the quick win.
Winner and still OCW Television Champion, Pain!




Cornerstone (Reinhardt & Redrock) vs. the Amazing Spider-Men
Everyone in the match is highly impressive- except the Tarantula, who just gets his ass kicked from the start to the finish. Lee tries to pull out the victory, but Reinhardt gets the hot tag, letting Redrock come in, knock Tarantula from the apron, and put Lee away with the Jager Hangover (punches to kick to emerald fusion-ish move).
Winners, Cornerstone!




OCW X-Violence Championship- TLC rules:
Minion vs. Dragune (c)
Excessively violent match, naturally! Minion tosses Dragune onto a ladder that was hanging loose on the ropes, which is just AWESOME. Dragune bulldogs Minion off the top of the ladder twice, the first time through a table, the second time into the pieces. Drag finally bulldogs him off the ladder again, this time into the ropes & table laying on the mat, and Minion can't figure out how to get around it in time to prevent Dragune from snagging the title for the win!
Winner and still OCW X-Violence Champion, Dragune!




OCW Tag Team Championship:
Destruction vs. Team Extreme (c)
Good solid tag team match with fluent tagging on both sides, but particularly by Destruction. Zero was dominant when he was in; Trish somewhat less so. The match ends when Pain clotheslines Trish- RIGHT IN FRONT OF ZERO- drags her to the center of the ring and pins her, and Zero just can't be bothered to hurry up and get his butt in the ring. The ref counts the three and Moonshadow didn't even have to interfere to keep him back.
Winners and NEW OCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, Destruction!




OCW United States Championship:
Kunk vs. Monn'Joogra (c)
Monn'Joogra attacks Kunk from behind instead of coming down the ramp. This apparently really fucks Kunk up- Kunk hits a few moves, including a player's boot in the corner- but other than that, Kunk just got shut right the fuck down. Monn'Joogra hits the Zombified (tombstone piledriver) for the 1, 2, 3, and he did it QUICK.
Winner and still OCW United States Champion, Monn'Joogra!




OCW World Championship 2 of 3 Falls Title Defense:
The Chupacabra vs. Riley Taylor (c)
All righty, here we go! Both men put up a very strong showing for what is ultimately a very short, very strange, somewhat disappointing match. Riley puts it to Chupa early, but keeps getting distracted by Werwulf on the outside, who did absolutely nothing during the entire match to provoke him, even when he was outside right next to him. He does a couple of really weird taunts, jumping into the air and clicking his feet together, and Chupa puts him down for the first fall with- of all things- a powerslam. With no interference from Minion.

Fall 2 starts with Riley comin' back but Chupa hits some butt-blocks in the corners. Again with the weird taunts. Chupa gets some momentum and pins, but Minion bitches until he gets thrown out, giving Riley time to (eventually) get loose. Riley heads outside and comes back in with a jumping cock to the face and pins, close 2 and now it's Werwulf's turn to bitch and get thrown out. Riley hits an elbow drop to the asscheek to get fall 2.

Fall 3 sees Riley bodyslam the Chupster and try a pin for 2. Shoots Chupa into the ropes for an elbow/backfist combo, pins, 2. Chupa tries a comeback, but Riley hits the same combo and pins, 1, 2, 3. Fucking WEIRD match.
Winner and still OCW World Champion, Riley Taylor!




After the match, Rick Slade comes out to celebrate with his golden boy!