Post by Werwulf on Feb 18, 2011 23:15:13 GMT -5
**Notation, selections in full Purple are events that the game itself enacted. They were in no way scripted or promo'd for.**
Adrenalin gets underway with a flurry of exploding pyros and set pieces purchased on the cheap at a WWE clearance sale! Thundering music quickly draws to a close as Phil McCracken, OCW color commentator extraordinaire, waddles his fat ass into the ring to deafeningly nonexistent applause.
Phil: Thank you, thank you! Tonight we have a VERY special show in store for all of you OCW fans! Tonight is the night of the OCW talent draft!
The crowd collectively groans. Yes, talent drafts killed the WWE. Live with it. People start throwing garbage at Phil, who stammers like a virgin stumbling into a harem full of naked porn starlets.
Phil: H-h-hold on! Please, don't get the wrong idea. As many of you fans here tonight and indeed, a lot of the talent in the back, are probably unaware, OCW HAS had different brands before. I am here to explain the rules and how this will affect the shows; please, bear with me and be reassured, we are NOT splitting up the company and fucking up everything like WWE did.
The hailstorm of garbage stops. Some ring techs jog down the aisle and start sweeping garbage into bags in and around the ring as Phil continues.
Phil: Welcome to the the OCW talent draft! Tonight, all 23 of OCW's superstar talents will be divided into two brands- Adrenalin, and Overdrive. Every talent will still be booked at every show. Each booker will then use their show to book in their respective talents' best interests. At each monthly pay-per-view show, there will be collaboratively booked five matches that will pit Adrenalin talent against Overdrive talent. The brand whose talent wins three or more of the five booked matches will collectively win that pay-per-view, and will typically receive the right to force any fair trade that they wish on the other show. Occasionally the stakes may be greater, depending on the pay-per-view show in question. Each talent on their show's respective roster will report directly to their show's General Manager in any matter that requires resolution or intervention of a higher official.
The crowd murmurs. Phil produces a large oversized silver coin from his pocket; on one side is the logo for OCW Adrenalin, and on the other side is the logo for Overdrive.
Phil: And now, to begin the OCW talent draft, I will flip this coin to determine who gets to pick first. As we have an uneven number of wrestlers on our magnificent roster, the show that gets to go first will end up with 12 wrestlers. The other show will receive 11, BUT will retain the right to immediately claim OR AT THEIR DISCRETION trade the next wrestler hired in OCW! General Managers- good luck!
The OCW ColossalTron hums to life above the stage. On the left side sits Rick Slade, looking intensely interested. On the right side sits a figure buried in shadow. Slade apparently sees this and gets frustrated.
Slade (echoing throughout the arena): Oh, fucking come ON! Surely you can show your face! Are you that cowardly, or just fucking ugly?
Overdrive GM (voice obviously distorted electronically)[/i]: My anonymity is paramount to my plans for the company- as I'm certain you can understand. Let us proceed. Phil?
In the ring, Phil tosses the coin high overhead. It catches the light as it spins, spins, spins and hits the mat... facing Adrenalin side up. Slade fistpumps as the Overdrive GM remains silent and still.
Slade Awesome.
Overdrive GM I would like to propose a suggestion. As I have a clear stake in the cTn and you have a similar interest in your band of anti-cTn wrestlers- Minion, Pain, Moonshadow, and Kunk, if he definitely joins- and since each of these groups numbers 4, I believe that we should dispense with the pleasantries and consider those eight wrestlers claimed.
Slade, shocked, thinks about it for a second, and then nods.
Slade That's generous of you. Very much unexpected... and civilized. I agree to your proposition. I retain Minion, Pain, Moonshadow, and Kunk, regardless of his eventual decision. You in turn receive Werwulf, Manticore, Dragune, and Monn'Joogra.
Overdrive GM Excellent.
Slade And as my next selection, I will take the WORLD CHAMPION- THE NEXT OCW SUPERSTAR TO BECOME A HOUSEHOLD NAME, THE MAN HIMSELF, RILEY TAYLOR!!!
The fans cheer as each trade is announced, and the Overdrive GM nods his assent.
Overdrive GM As my fifth choice and the final one before tonight's opening contest, I will choose... the Chupacabra!
The fans erupt. Slade looks uncharacteristically perturbed.
Slade Are you sure? You'll be dividing up a tag team's interests, I mean...
Overdrive GM By utilizing Minion as your recruiting agent you've set a clear future precedent of discrimination by your self-styled agents towards the Chupacabra. I have no interest in keeping him from tagging with his partner no matter what Kunk's affiliation, and I feel that his interests would be much better served by our administration. Our fifth choice stands- the Chupacabra is officially Overdrive talent.
Slade ARRRRGGGHHH, DAMMIT! I... FUCK!
Slade storms off camera. Phil turns from the ColossalTron to the fans, a smirk on his face.
Phil: And now, for our first contest this evening! Weighing in at 235 pounds and hailing from Greenville, South Carolina, Overdrive's fifth draft choice, THE CHUPACABRA!!!
Phil slides out of the ring and waddles to the commentary table as the Chupacabra makes his entrance!
Joker vs. the Chupacabra
Winner: the Chupacabra
After a commercial break, the show comes back to Phil back in the middle of the ring.
Phil: Second successful match that the Chupacabra's had this year, immediately after getting picked by Overdrive! Coincidence?
Slade (from the ColossalTron): Get on with it, fatshit.
Phil: All right! Time for our next picks! Mr. Slade, if you would?
Slade clears his throat.
Slade I've given this a lot of thought, and the next talent that I would like to represent has shown us a lot of fortitude and guts in his short time with the company. Adrenalin's 6th choice in the 2011 talent draft is none other than MMW superstar Anarchy!!!
More cheering from the crowd. Slade looks intensely pleased with himself. As he grins and waves to the crowd from the 'Tron, the Overdrive GM leans forward slightly and speaks a single word.
Overdrive GM: Zero.
Slade's face falls instantly.
Slade Wait, fucking... NO, you can't... GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!
Slade hops out of his chair and kicks a piece of furniture across the room. It can't be seen on the 'Tron, but the sounds of crashing, shattering and cursing fill the room before it's faded out.
Overdrive GM: I guess we won't be going any further presently. Something I said?
In ring, Phil shrugs, grinning. He holds the mic up to his mouth and pauses, trying not to laugh.
Phil: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the OCW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP! Coming down the aisle, the challenger, weighing in at 230 pounds, Overdrive's sixth talent pick of the night- ZERO!!!
Phil slides out of the ring and waddles back to his post as the ring announcer takes over.
OCW Television Championship Grudge Match:
Zero vs. Pain (c)
Zero just dominates Pain like he owed him money!
Winner and NEW OCW TV Champion: ZERO
Afterwards Trish runs out and celebrates with Z.[/b]
X-Violence Championship - Flaming Tables Match:
Kunk vs. Dragune (c)
Slow match, mainly strikes, finish sees Kunk release german throw Drag through a flaming table.
Winner and NEW OCW X-Violence Champion: KUNK
After the the match, Manticore and Monn 'Joogra hit the ring and proceed to double team Kunk, leaving him laying.
After the match a black limo is seen pulling into the arena's parking lot. The camera man moves in for a closer look. As the limo pulls to a stop the door opens and Bandit steps out and looks around. Bandit steps aside and Teabag then gets out and looks at Bandit and nods.
Teabag: You ready Bandit?
Bandit: Yep, let's do this.
They begin to walk off and the camera follows. They both stop and then Bandit turns back toward the limo and speaks to someone still inside.
Bandit: Hey, you coming?
The camera pans back to the limo as someone steps out. As the camera pans over to the individual the crowd erupts in thunderous cheers as Phil Macrackin begins a JR style rant.
Phil Macrackin: KAIN!!! OH MY GAWD D IT'S KAIN....IT'S KAIN. OH MY GAWD IT"S KAIN. I DON"T BELIEVE IT...IT"S KAIN! KAIN HASN'T BEEN SEEN IN OCW IN YEARS. THIS IS JUST BEAUTIFUL THING FOLKS
Bandit: Ready?
Kain: Oh yeah!
Teabag: Lets take this to the ring.
The trio begin walking through the backstage area and everyone seems to stop at the site of seeing Kain with Teabag and Bandit.[/color]
Phil Macrackin: Folks it looks like they are headed to the ring. Could Kain be the one Bandit received a call from the other day? Has Kain allied himself with "THE ELITE"? Looks like we are about to find out.
The ELITE'S music hits (OOC: Warrior by Kid Rock fits nicely) as they emerge onto the stage. The crowd is on their feet as they pose on the stage before making their way down the ramp to the ring.
Teabag and Bandit enter the ring first and hold the ropes and motion Kain into the ring. Once in the ring Bandit motions for a mic. Kain looks around at the crowd who are chanting his name. Teabag holds up Kain's hand and points to him with the other.[/i]
Bandit: That right...KAIN....KAIN....KAIN! Well bet you weren't expecting to see this guy were ya? You see a few weeks ago I said something about making a few calls. Well it looks like someone CALLED ME BACK! You see me and Teabag did make a few calls and left a few messages. But SO FAR only one has called back.
Bandit smacks Kain on the shoulder and passes the mic to Teabag.
Teabag: And for the record we were just as shocked as all of you were when Kain called back. I never would have thought that of the people we called that you would be the first one to call.
Kain you are without a doubt one of OCW's great legends. Multi time World Champion not to mention all the other single and Tag Titles you have held over the years. I remember you were in a few stables as well..."DX" with Bandit, And R-Pac "The Degenerates" with R-Pac again. not to mention "The Defiants" with Belle......Now Bandit I'll give you the honor on this one.
Teabag hands the mic back to Bandit.
Bandit: Thanks Teabag. Now ladies and gentlemen boys and girls and the the thousands in attendance and yes even the millions watching at home. 'THE ELITE" officially has a new member tonight and that man is KAIN!!!!!
Bandit hands the mic to Kain.
Kain: That's right Kain is back in OC f'n W. (crowd cheers) AND WE ARE "THE ELITE"!!!!
Crowd cheers as all three men hold their hands up signifying the unity of the group.
Minion vs. Manticore
Minion puts in some offense, but just lets Core run over him.
Winner: Manticore
The show returns after another commercial break. The ColossalTron is on with Slade and the shadowy Overdrive GM, and Phil is once more in the ring.
Phil: Time for some more draft picks! Mr. Slade, your next choice.
Slade (obviously still disgruntled): Adrenalin prides itself on discovering new, young, fresh talent- like that of Anarchy or our current WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, RILEY TAYLOR! Our 7th choice punctuates this. After much careful consideration, Adrenalin chooses THE BLACK WIDOW LEE!!!
More cheering. At this point it would probably take Scott Hall to illicit boos.
Overdrive GM: We at Overdrive also value new talent. However, we also value ring veterans that have demonstrated time and again that they have the drive, the willpower, and the raw wrestling acumen that a true legend possesses. Overdrive's 7th talent pick is none other than the only woman to ever hold the OCW World Championship- FOUR TIMES! The myth- the legend- the bone-breaking beauty: BELLE!
Absolute chaos from the audience. Slade looks like he just sucked on a bottle of Coke that someone stored a fart in.
Slade: Uh... and... and in keeping with our philosophy... our next choice has proven that he has what it takes to rule the ring over 'legends' and newcomers alike; he is the Cruiserweight Champion, LOGAN LEGEND!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS from the crowd. Naturally.
Overdrive GM: And while we're at it, we'll take a veteran of the OCW wars that has proven herself time and again and came OH SO CLOSE to that World Championship herself. TRISH EXTREME!
Slade looks green around the gills. Phil addresses the crowd once more as Slade fidgets and finally gets up and leaves the camera.
Phil: Overdrive General Manager, it's almost like you're psychic! Our next match is a triple threat cruiserweight non-title match involving none other than that beautiful lady coming down the aisle... weighing in at 150 pounds- can that be right? Trish EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMME!!!
Phil slides his fat ass to the outside as Trish makes her way down.
Triple Threat Cruiserweight Match:
Trish Extreme vs. Anarchy vs. Logan Legend
Zero runs out and helps Trish. Finish sees Legend hit the back stabber only to eat a dropkick ala Anarchy, who then pins Trish for the win
Winner: Anarchy
After the match Anarchy celebrates until Werwulf runs out with a steel pipe and proceeds to beat Anarchy senseless with it.[/b]
OCW Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Tournament Round 1:
The Elite (Bandit & Teabag) vs. Cornerstone
Elite starts dominating until Wulf runs out and runs distractions while attacking Bagger on the apron.
Winners: Cornerstone
"Manager's Choice"
The Amazing Spider-Men vs. The Defiants (Belle & Kain)
As the announcer clears his throat, he is handed a card and proclaims the match will be an Elimination Tornado Tag!! And the Amazing Spider-Men will be out first
Defiants attack the Amazing Spider-Men as they make their entrance. After a moment or two, Dragune runs out and attacks the Defiants, they battle outside over 6 minutes before going in. Belle is first out, shortly followed by Kain.
Winners: the Amazing Spider-Men
As the Amazing Spider-Men finish celebrating and head to the back, Phil once more comes out and enters the ring while on the OCWtron an increasingly flustered Slade stares to his right, where the shadowy Overdrive GM still sits comfortably.
Phil: What an 'Amazing' tag match! And now, we will cont...
Slade: Shut it fatass. We here at Adrenalin believe in unity. I don't believe in intentionally breaking up teams. That is why Adrenalin's 9th pick is none other then the Tarantula!
Slade smirks at his choice, confident the Overdrive GM will be stunned.
Slade: That's right, Mr. I'm-so-mysterious, Adrenalin is home to the Amazing Spider-Men. How do you like that one.
The Overdrive GM seems unfazed, his next statement once more nothing but a single word.
Overdrive GM: Bandit.
Slade's jaw drops.
Slade: You sonova... FINE, Reinhardt!
Overdrive GM: Teabag.
Slade looks as though Jojo just took a sledge to Slade's gut.
Slade: Redrock! That's two tag teams kept together!
Overdrive GM: True, however, in your folly you seem to have handed me the trio of the Elite, three of OCW's favorite legends, as Overdrive now selects Kain as our final draft.
Slade loses it at this point.
Slade: You think it matters who you pick?? Adrenalin is the premiere show of OCW, always has been, always will be. And to put the icing on the cake, the final talent is guaranteed to me, meaning that Adrenalin picks up the master of ... um ... the amazing ... ahh ...
Slade begins to fidget, pulling a paper from his suit pocket and looking over it.
Slade: One moment. Adrenalin gets...
Overdrive GM: Joker.
Slade crumples the paper.
Slade: I KNEW THAT!! How dare you try to make me a fool! You ignorant little prick!!
Silence from the Overdrive GM. This seems to enrage Slade even more.
Slade: Don't you fucking ignore me you shit!! Say something! HELLO!!
Silence.
Slade: ARRGHHH!!!!
Slade snaps, raising out of his chair and slinging it off camera. A potted plant is next, its pot smashing against the back wall. Suddenly Slade just stops. He calmly turns back toward the camera, adjusting his tie.
Slade: You know what? Fine, play your little game. Give me the silent treatment. Hide your ugly ass face in the shadows, I don't care. All that matters is the advancement of Adrenalin, and after the astounding picks I chose tonight, I know that Overdrive has no chance at ever being even mediocre in our shadow.
Overdrive GM: I find you talk too much Slade. While you were ranting, I noticed that the United States title match was listed as GM's Choice, but you never chose a match.
Slade: Whuh?
Slade shuffles though his suit pockets once again, finally pulling another paper from them and glancing at it.
Slade: Alright, one minor omission, and a simple fix. The United States match is...
Overdrive GM: Already decided.
Slade looks confused.
Overdrive GM: The match will be a GM's Office Brawl ... In your office, of course.
Slade's eyes widen.
Slade: YOU SONOVA...
Slade is cut off as a loud crash erupts to his left. He looks over in shock as Monn 'Joogra and Moonshadow burst into the room, already having begun their battle. Slade cuts a look that could kill toward the camera before quickly vacating the room, and the match is underway!
OCW United States Championship - GM's Pick
GM Office Brawl
Moonshadow vs. Monn'Joogra (c)
Monn kinda kills Moon here. Highlight early on was a lamp smash on Moon who gets pissed and smashes a laptop on Monn.
Winner and STILL OCW US Champion: MONN 'JOOGRA
OCW World Championship - TLC Match:
Werwulf vs. Riley Taylor (c)
After Riley makes his entrance, Wulf attacks Riley from behind inside the ring, then proceeds to just allow Riley to fuck him every which way, including Sunday and the Indonesian Furry Monkey. Riley hits the all about style followed immediately by a taylornado and climbs up to grab the case in what was a 4-5 minute match, tops.
Winner and STILL OCW World Champion: RILEY TAYLOR
As the bell rings and Riley celebrates, Slade's music hits and he once more joins his chosen boy in the ring. As they celebrate, the OCWtron lights up with the shadowed face of the Overdrive GM.
Overdrive GM: Congratulations Mr. Taylor. While your win over Werwulf may seem impressive at the moment, time will prove it to be a mere ripple in the pond. Overdrive and cTn have a plan laid out, and you a merely acting your part.
Take heed Slade, fate has a way of catching up to you.
Suddenly the Overdrive GM leans into the camera, faint silhouettes almost resembling a face, but too blurred and out of focus to be certain come into view.
THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE...
The OCWtron suddenly goes black, leaving Slade, Taylor and all of OCW to ponder the Mysterious GM's words, and Adrenalin fades to a close.
I thought you were going to post it on the Mall so yeah... Sorry 'bout that. I'll repay you with a promo with the quality of two average promos of mine. 