Post by The Chupster on Apr 7, 2017 9:20:56 GMT -5
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The show opens with the first appearance of Trevor Kraven, CEO of ThunderCock Energy Corporation and GM of OCW Adrenalin! He announces that Minion will not be getting his shot at the X-Violence Championship against Matty Ace, as Matty Ace will be taking on Leviathan for the World Championship in a bid to become an OCW Triple Crown Champion! Additionally, a tag team tournament is scheduled for Overdrive, with the winners being crowned the new OCW Tag Team Champions, and everyone is invited, but slots are limited! Grab a buddy and sign up for the tournament!!!
Grudge Match
Bloodraven vs. the Hydra
A short match that starts off with the Hydra in the driver's seat, but Bloodraven takes over and hits a ddt that plants Hydra hard enough that he just handstands for a bit. The fight goes to the outside, and we have a double count out. Dammit, guys!
Double Count Out
Minion makes his way to the ring, complaining that he isn't getting his X-Violence title shot tonight and calls out Trevor Kraven, demanding answers! Trevor comes out and explains that it's all about ratings. If Minion takes on Matty Ace, either way, that's the end of it. If Matty takes on Leviathan, he could be the first Triple Crown Champion in OCW history!
Minion makes some vague threats, but Trevor shuts him down, explaining that he'll sue the fuck out of Minion, so do his job, take the check and wait for his title shot at the next Adrenalin.
Backwoods Asskickin' Rematch:
Isis vs. Ashley Ace
Competitive, but Ashley pretty much dominates all over Isis. Ashley hits the Ace Flip (standing shirinui 2) and wraps it up with the Ace of Hearts (rko 2) for the 3 and the win!
Winner, Ashley Ace
"The Machine" Johnny Grey vs. Justin Case
Back and forth match, and at one point it looked like Johnny might make Justin tap to a crossface-style submission move, but Justin eventually gets out of it. And Justin just kept going for pins! Johnny hits his rko finisher out of nowhere and busts Justin open. Justin hits his standing moonsault signature and tries a pin for 2, but then he goes to the top and hits the Snapshot (shooting star press 4) and pins Johnny for the win!
Winner, Justin Case
Surprise Return vs. Riley Taylor
Johnny Grey's tag partner for the upcoming Tag Title Tournament comes out, and it's "The Main Event," Adam Riley! We're getting a Suck This! reunion at Overdrive!
The early match sees some back and forth action, but then it goes to the outside, where Riley Taylor takes over. Back inside, it's mostly Riley Taylor, and before long Riley hits the All About Style! (skull crushing finale) and follows it with the Taylornado (snap swing neckbreaker 2) for the win! What a horrible return for Adam Riley! lol
Winner, Riley Taylor!
Backwoods Asskickin' Rematch:
The Chupacabra vs. Manticore
Manticore just dominates the majority of the match, hitting about a zillion different powerbombs, including the Shut That Shit Down (pop-up powerbomb), which put Chups away in the World Tournament. Manticore busts Chupa open with that meteora-style ddt drop and pins, but Chupa escapes! But the poor fucker just can't get any momentum. Then he hits a suplex on Core, follows it up with the Flight of the Beerbellied Buttfucker (falcon arrow) and the Decrapitator (swinging jawbreaker) and he manages to get the 1, 2, 3! The FUCK?
Winner, the Chupacabra!
Ragnarok Revenge Tag Match:
The Creatures of the Night (Dragune & Monn' Joogra) vs. The Elite (Bandit & Teabag)
For whatever reason, Monn' Joogra doesn't come out with Dragune, though Dragune's entrance is still the tag team entrance! The hell?
Dragune starts off strong against Bandit, but Bandit makes a comeback and tags in Teabag. Teabag whoops on Dragune some but Monn gets tagged in and he just dominates the shit out of Teabag and hits the Zombified (tombstone) piledriver! But Teabag isn't done, making a comeback. Monn pretty much shuts him down and wails on him, and he tags in Dragune for a unicorn stampede!
Teabag manages to hit an olympic slam and tags in Bandit. Bandit more or less dominates all over Drag and manages to spear him to the outside, and just waits for him to come back in. Monn randomly runs in and attacks Bandit, allowing Drag to shove him into the turnbuckles and hit a vicious german suplex! Bandit comes back, hitting the Elite Elbow Drop (diving elbow drop 1) and Teabag starts railing on Monn as Bandit hits the Bloodline (pedigree 2). He pins, and 1, 2, 3, it's over!
Winners, the Elite!
World Championship #1 Contender Backwoods Asskickin' Rematch:
Tarantula vs. Werwulf
Werwulf just stomps all over Tarantula, almost like he's making fun of the poor guy. He hits a Mark of the Beast (trouble in paradise) and a ddt that busts Tarantula open, and that seems to unlock beast mode! He takes over, hitting a shirinui in the corner, but Werwulf finally manages to bust out the Spinal Tap (superkick 7), but he only gets a 2.
Tarantula manages to come back and hits a variety of hurricanranas, and then locks on the Spider Snare (bank statement), but Wulf won't tap! Wulf reverses it into a pin for 2. He hits another Mark of the Beast and follows with another Spinal Tap, just narrowly missing a 3 count! He beats on Tarantula for a bit and hits a moonsault into a pin, but only 2 again!
Werwulf hits ANOTHER Spinal Tap but doesn't even pin, opting for some headbutts and a springboard moonsault. He tries for a second moonsault, this time off the top rope, but WAY overshoots it! This gives Tarantula the opportunity to put Werwulf down, and he hits a springboard moonsault of his own. He hits his Carnage Kick (trouble in paradise) for a 2, then nails the Webspinner (bang-a-rang) and pins for the 3!
Winner and new World Championship #1 Contender, Tarantula!
Dragune attacks Matty Ace backstage!!!
Matty Ace pretty much busts Dragune's ass for him and clobbers him with a garbage can in the locker room. This apparently pisses off Drag, because he comes back in a big way and just dominates until he hits the Dragon's Wrath (combination 6) and follows up with the Shallow Grave (ddt 7) for the KO and the win.
Winner, Dragune!
"The Rage" Sean Callous vs. Minion
No scientific wrestling in THIS match! Let me just say, Minion is obviously pissed. The two just go after each other relentlessly, with Minion getting the lion's share of the offense, but the Rage is still hanging in there. Then Minion hits a burning hammer, and that seems to pretty much break the Rage's will to live. Sean manages to come back briefly with a superkick and a pair of legdrops, but Minion bashes him and hits the Helldriver (chokeslam 10) for a 2. The Rage comes back with the Urban Legendary Attack (phenomenal blitz) and a couple more legdrops, but Minion shoulderblocks him and hits the Gravediver (f-5 2) for the 3 count.
Winner, Minion!
OCW Women's Championship Defense:
Tiffany Slyvinia vs. Lady Bloodraven
Bloodraven just gets squashed. She hits a little bit of offense early on and pulls off the turnbuckle, but Tiffany busts her with the Cherry Popper (low blow 3) and nails the Starry Night (shining wizard 2) for the 3 count, and we have a new Women's Champion!!!
Winner and new OCW Women's Champion, Tiffany Slyvinia!
X-Violence Falls Count Anywhere Backwoods Asskickin' Grudge Match:
CK One vs. Rebel Raynes
Rebel Raynes starts off with some offense, then pops outside to grab a chair, but he never gets a chance to use it. CK One starts whomping on him, but Rebel comes back, hitting a ddt and a beautiful springboard moonsault. He shoulderblocks CK to the outside, but CK whips him to the ramp and goes and gets a sledgehammer! He wallops Rebel with it and then pulls off a deadlift gutwrench suplex for 2.
Rebel comes back momentarily with an enzuigiri but can't get the pinfall. CK whips him into the barricade and then swings him into it again, hits the CKO (rko 2) and the Checkmate (perfectplex 2) for the 1, 2, 3!
Winner, CK One!
Monn' Joogra attacks Leviathan backstage!
This one looks like a mistake, because Leviathan just beats the living fuck out of Monn' Joogra for the first couple of minutes. After getting bounced off of a wall, Monn wakes up and takes over, gets Leviathan into the back room and hits the Zombified piledriver. Leviathan fights back, but Monn manages to hit the Voodoo Drop (the last ride 2), and Leviathan is OUT!
Winner, Monn' Joogra!
An unexpected, returning Matthias Sin attacks Werwulf backstage!
Matthias goes after Werwulf with a vengeance, but Werwulf manages to hit a superkick and a stomp off of one of the creates. He whips Matthias into a garbage can and hits that meteora-style ddt. They fight into the area with the TV and Matthias starts cranking Werwulf into the crate. He whips Wulf back into the hallway, where Wulf shoves him into the crate. Matthias hits a spinning complete shot and BOOM, Sinner Twist (twist of fate)!!! He gets Werwulf into the locker room and hits a DDT that busts Werwulf open and knocks his ass out!
Winner, Matthias Sin!
OCW World Championship Defense:
Matty Ace vs. Leviathan ©
If Matty wins, we have OCW first (I think, anywho) Triple Crown Champion! If Leviathan wins, well, Leviathan wins. lol.
Leviathan goes after Matty bigtime right off the bat with a big boot and a shoulder block off the second rope. Matty gets a shoulderblock of his own, but Leviathan clubs him like a baby seal, then hits a sit-down argentine backbreaker.
Matty comes back with a tornado ddt. Leviathan hits a body splash and tries to wear Matty down. Matty comes back and hits a middle rope moonsault tornado ddt and locks Leviathan in the bow and arrow lock! He knocks Leviathan outside, where Leviathan hits a brainbuster and a bullplex. Matty comes back with an arm drag and takes it back in the ring.
He hits a couple of clotheslines and a superkick, and follows with the Ace in the Hole (code blue)!!! Ignoring the pinning possibility, he nails the meteora leg ddt and pins, but Leviathan escapes at 2!
He drills Leviathan with the Ace of Spades (truth or consequences) and pins- 1, 2, 3! We have a Triple Crown Champion, folks!!!
Winner, new OCW World Champion, and OCW's (probably) first Triple Crown Champion, Matty Ace!!!
Monn' Joogra busts through the crowd and hops the barricade to get at Leviathan, but is stopped by the returning Sinner Twins, Alexander and Matthias! Dragune joins him and the referee decides that we're having an impromptu X-Violence Tag Match!!!
Impromptu X-Violence Tornado Tag Match:
The Sinner Twins (Alexander & Matthias) vs. the Creatures of the Night (Dragune & Monn' Joogra)
First off, this match is just weird, because the wrestlers don't seem to care when their partners are pinned. ANYway...
Alex pairs off with Monn' Joogra while Matthias chases Dragune outside. Drag gets a chair and whops the fuck out of Matthias. In the ring, Alex dominates Monn, but outside it's all Dragune.
Dragune suplexes Matthias THROUGH a chair at ringside! Monn gets the upper hand and goes outside, grabbing a chair, and Alex follows. Monn gets a chair and clocks Alex. Matthias and Dragune get in the ring, where Matthias takes over. Monn double-handed chokeslams Alex on the ramp, while Dragune hits a twisting brainbuster on Matthias! Tornado ddt on Monn on the ramp! Monn whips Alex into the ring and everyone's back in the ring at the same time!
Monn hits the Zombified piledriver on Alex but only gets a 2. Matthias goes up and hits a diving leg drop on Dragune, but Drag dodges a dropkick and hits the Dragon's Wrath combo! Alex is coming back on Monn, but Dragune runs in to help and hits a zig zag on Alex!
Partners are traded and the Sinners are making a huge comeback, and Matthias goes outside to grab a ball bat! He nails Monn' Joogra in the back, then hits the spinning complete shot! Alex goes outside after a kendo stick, but seems to get stuck outside the ring. LOL
Matthias goes up and hits the Sin-ton Bomb (swanton bomb) on Monn, but Drag makes the save. Alex gets in and just watches as Dragune pins Matthias for 2. Alex nails a SinnerTwist (twist of fate) on Monn as Dragune busts Matthias open with some punches. Alex goes after Dragune. Springboard splash on Dragune by Alex. Monn goes after Alex as Dragune gets Matthias in an argentine backbreaker, but Alex reverses a Monn' Joogra suplex, accidentally suplexing Monn' Joogra into Dragune, causing him to drop him.
Alex hits a reverse ddt drop on Monn and Dragune just stands there as Alex gets a 2. Drag hits the Dragon's Wrath combo on Matthias and gets the 3!
What a fucked-up match!
Winners, the Creatures of the Night!