Post by The Chupster on Apr 13, 2017 20:38:34 GMT -5
simmed by Darth Chupa
Watch that mo'frappy!
The show kicks off with an appearance by ThunderCock Energy CEO and OCW GM, Trevor Kraven! He comes out and admits that OCW records are a mess and being sorted through, and Werwulf's Triple Crown win had fallen through the cracks, but declares Matty Ace the "one true king" of the Triple Crown, as he faced 3 separate wrestlers at 3 separate times, regardless of their condition at that time. With that, he invites everyone to enjoy the Tag Team Championship Tournament!
Tag Team Championship Tournament Round 1
Tag Tournament Round 1 Match 1:
Suck This! (Adam Riley & Johnny Grey) vs. The Elite (Bandit & Teabag)
This one was short and pretty much all the Elite. A good amount of tagging, but damn, Suck This got beaten on. Johnny takes Bandit outside and finally starts getting some offense, including a vertebreaker on the concrete, but he gets carried away and ends up whipping Bandit into the ring just before the ref counts 10, losing the match for Suck This and putting the Elite right into round 2. Dammit, Johnny!!! lol
Winners, the Elite!
Tag Tournament Round 1 Match 2:
Chupa & the Rage vs. Minion & Matty Ace
Chupa kicks off things just whippin' the shit out of Matty, and as soon as he can get away, Matty tags in Minion, who takes over and kicks the fuck out of Chupa for a few minutes until he can get away too. He tags in the Rage but sticks around long enough to hit a double underhook piledriver.
The Rage hits a couple of moves but Minion gets away and tags Matty back in. Matty stomps a mudhole in the Rage for a bit, but the Rage makes a comeback and just starts tearing into Matty, curb stomping him and hitting the triple suplex combo. The Rage hits the Urban Legendary Attack (phenomenal blitz), but Matty manages to kick him off and tag in Minion. The Rage gives it to Minion for a bit but it goes back and forth until the Rage tags in Chupa for a superkick/pedigree combo!
Minion pops up and hits the Helldriver (chokeslam 10) and the Gravediver (f-5 2) on the Chupster and pins him a few feet from the Rage, who WATCHES AS IT HAPPENS AND SEES THE PINFALL BUT TURNS AND GESTURES TO THE CROWD INSTEAD OF HELPING!!! Minion gets the 1, 2, 3 due to some Rage indifference!!! LOL
Winners, Minion & Matty Ace!
Tag Tournament Round 1 Match 3:
The Moonlight Army (CK One & Riley Taylor) vs. The Coffin Puppets (Werwulf & Manticore)
Manticore comes in and hits a stunner on CK One right off the bat, and just beats CK's ass for him. CK finally gets away and tags in Riley, who comes in and charges Core, managing to knock CK One down in the process! Riley puts boots to ass and Core tags out. Wulf comes in and Riley continues the stomping, clotheslining Wulf to the outside. They tussle and come back inside, where Riley attacks the ref. The fuck?
Riley hits the All About Style! (skull crushing finale) and tags in CK One for a double team neck snap/kick to the back. CK One stomps Wulfie and hits a fisherman buster for 2. He nails Wulf with the CKO (rko) but Wulf manages to get loose, so he goes into the corner and taunts CK One. Because logic.
It works though, because Wulf hits the Mark of the Beast (trouble in paradise), but only manages to get a 2! Core comes in and ddt's the fuck out of Riley and whips him to the outside as Wulf nails CK One with the Spinal Tap (superkick), CK manages to kick out!!!
Wulf misses a springboard moonsault and tags in Core, who hits a ddt but CK One hits another CKO! CK gets a comeback but Core hits the Shut That Shit Down (pop-up powerbomb) for a 2, but Riley saves. Riley dropkicks Core, giving CK One some time to recover, but Core gets him to the Coffin Puppets corner and SUPERPLEXES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!!
Back inside, Core kicks him in the noggin and tags in Wulf. They trade offense, but CK One hits the CheCKmate (perfectplex) and gets the 3 with no interference from Core!!!
Winners, the Moonlight Army!
Tag Tournament Round 1 Match 4:
Dragune & Rebel Raynes vs. the Sinner Twins (Alexander & Matthias Sin)
Alex starts off dominating all over Rebel, who eventually tags in Dragune. The domination continues, and Matthias is tagged in to beat some ass, too. Drag turns it around with an argentine backbreaker into a powerbomb and a knee to the back of the head, but Matthias comes back and tags in Alex, and soon Dragune tags Rebel back in.
Rebel, warmed up now, hits a sunset flip powerbomb and a front dropkick off the middle rope. He tags Dragune back in, and Alex and Drag trade reversals until Dragune nails the Dragon's Wrath combo (combination 6). Dragune gets Alex in the corner and tags in Rebel for a BEAUTIFUL spike piledriver!!!
Rebel and Alex trade reversals for a bit, but Rebel pulls into the driver's seat with a northern lights suplex and a standing shooting star press. He pins and Matthias breaks it, then tries for a hurricanrana, but Rebel alley oops his ass! Matthias gets a butterfly suplex, but Rebel still manages to hit the moonstomp on Alex and pins for the 3!
Winners, Dragune & Rebel Raynes!
X-Violence Extreme Rules Women's 4-Way Dance:
Ashley Ace vs. Isis vs. Lady Bloodraven vs. Tiffany Slyvinia
The women pair off quick, and it's Bloodraven vs. Isis and Ashley vs. Tiffany! Ashley knocks Tiffany to the outside and the two fight on the ramp for a while, while the other two fight in the ring. Lots of back and forth offense all over the place. Isis eventually slides out to get a weapon, but Tiffany sees her and pops her in the back of the head.
All four women get into the ring, but not for long! Ashley whips Bloodraven over the ropes and punches her off the apron while Tiffany busts Isis's taco with the Cherry Popper (low blow). Then she hits the Starry Night (shining wizard) on Ashley and pins- 1, 2, 3! Easy, smart win for the Women's Champion! No weapons though. Dammit!
Winner, Tiffany Slyvinia!
X-Violence Extreme Rules Grudge Match:
Bloodraven vs. the Hydra
The fight immediately goes outside the ring and the two end up fighting on the ramp. Both get in a lot of offense, and eventually the Hydra goes and grabs a chair. Bloodraven smacks it out of his hands and they continue beating each other down. Hydra finally whips Bloodraven into the ring, grabs his chair and slides in and cracks him one, then throws the fucker away! ARGH!!! Hydra busts Bloodraven open with a codebreaker, then hits the Serpent's Flight (five star frog splash) for the pinfall and the win!
Winner, the Hydra!
Tag Team Championship Tournament Semifinals
Tag Tournament Semifinals Match 1:
The Elite vs. Minion & Matty Ace
Minion kicks things off with Teabag, and he just crushes Teabag until he gets away and tags in Bandit, who walks directly into a huge spinebuster. Minion tags in Matty, but Bandit hits a couple of moves and tags Teabag back in. Teabag powerbombs Matty, but Matty takes over an tags in Minion for a double team move. Minion busts Teabag open with some mounted punches and hits a bulplex, and that's enough to piss Teabag off! He nails Minion with a snow plow and a fisherman suplex. Teabag gets his comeback and nails his olympic slam signature for 2, but Minion slips him and hits the Helldriver!
Minion tags in Matty, who gets stuck and pretty much moonwalks until Teabag gets up. Teabag hits a neckbreaker and locks on the Sweaty Sac Attack (accolade), but Matty slips out the back pretty quick. Matty takes over and tags in Minion for a doubleteam wheelbarrow codebreaker. Minion hits the Bisector (spear) but Bandit makes the save!
Minion goes up to the top and hits a CRUSHING elbow drop! Teabag manages to get away and tags in Bandit. Bandit eats a german suplex and a doubleteam assisted leg drop (Matty lifted Minion, LOL) and goes to town on Bandit! Eventually they start trading reversals, and they both miss top rope moves, and then Matty hits the Ace in the Hole (code blue) for a close 2!
Matty tags in Minion for another doubleteam wheelbarrow codebreaker and Minion pins for 2, but Bandit dodges a kick and hits the Bloodline (pedigree)! He pins and gets the 3 before Matty can make it into the ring!!!
Winners, the Elite!
Tag Tournament Semifinals Match 2:
The Moonlight Army vs. Dragune & Rebel Raynes
Rebel locks up with Riley and forces him back into the corner, and the clocks him as the ref tries to separate them! They trade a lot of offense in the opening minutes, and this continues when Riley tags in CK One. CK eventually gets the momentum and starts dominating Rebel, so he gets away and tags in Dragune, who takes over. But CK One curb stomps him and tags in Riley, and things just kind of go back and forth for a bit. Dragune tags in Rebel and still, just a lot of back and forth offense, but nothing crazy awesome.
Rebel tags in Dragune, and that gives Riley a chance to recover enough to get some offense and hit the All About Style! He tags in CK One for a double team neck snap and kick, and CK One hits the CKO and a curb stomp that bloodies Dragune! CK hits the CheCKmate and gets a 2 before Rebel manages the save.
Dragune slips away and gets some offense, then tags in Rebel, but CK One takes over and busts Rebel open with a solid punch. He tags Riley in, who hits the Taylornado (snap swinging neckbreaker) for a 2, and Dragune is too hurt to assist.
Riley tags CK back in, who catches Rebel and powerbombs his ass, gets a comeback and buckle bombs him. He gets the CheCKmate and the 1, 2, 3!
Winners, the Moonlight Army!
Tag Team Championship Tournament Finals
Tag Tournament Championship Finals:
The Elite vs. the Moonlight Army
Bandit starts off with CK One and they trade offense for a while, then Bandit tags in Teabag. CK One immediate capture suplexes him, then tags in Riley. Riley dominates Teabag, but it's short-lived. Teabag comes back and while Riley's down, he hits two sitdown powerbombs on him! But he misses a top rope move, and the two trade offense for a minute until Teabag hits an exploder suplex on Riley into the turnbuckles!
Teabag tags in Bandit, who hits a springboard legdrop and locks on a dragon sleeper for a bit. Riley escapes, but Bandit tries to get him to the top rope for a hanging ddt! But Riley hops down and punches Bandit off, then misses a flying calf kick when it sails over Bandit's head!
Riley takes over and hits the All About Style! on Bandit. The two get a series of reversals and Riley tries for the Taylornado, but Bandit reverses and gets the Bloodline! He pins, but CK One makes the save at 2!
Bandit clocks Riley while he's down, busting him open! The two trade offense, but Riley gets his comeback and nails Bandit with the RileDriver (samoan driver). But Bandit comes back with a spinning complete shot and climbs the turnbuckle to get the crowd's approval. Riley crawls toward his corner, but Bandit stomps him and tags in Teabag. Teabag ends up in the wrong corner and Riley tags in CK One and holds Teabag while CK One stomps him from the top rope.
Teabag takes over and kicks the shit out of CK One for a while, hitting his olympic slam signature. CK One gets his comeback and nails a CKO, but Teabag ain't havin' it and starts beating him down again! CK One kicks him off and decides to mount the turnbuckle himself to pose for the crowd! He hops down when he's done and hits the CheCKmate for 2 while Riley attacks Bandit and shoots him to the outside!
CK One hits a fisherman driver in the corner and tags in Riley, who immediately gets dominated. Teabag stalks Riley and sets him up for the Fah-Q (jackhammer), but Riley knees him in the head and tags CK One back in!
CK One comes in and hits a falcon arrow, buckle bomb and the CheCKmate and 1, 2, 3, we have new champions!!!
Winners and new OCW Tag Team Champions, the Moonlight Army!
During the after-match celebration, Bloodraven and Justin Case come in through the crowd and attack the new champions, and the referee makes it an impromptu match!
X-Violence Extreme Rules Impromptu Match:
Bloodraven & Justin Case vs. the Moonlight Army
Lord, what a clusterfuck! Bloodraven squares off with Riley while CK One and Justin tussle. CK One and Justin end up outside, and everyone just keeps getting offense with no one clearly getting any ongoing momentum.
Eventually, Riley starts really kicking the shit out of Bloodraven. This goes on for a bit, but then Bloodraven hits the Fatal Shot (buzzsaw kick) on Riley, then goes after CK One, who had just returned to the ring with Justin.
Riley recovers while Bloodraven is preoccupied with CK One and hits an inverted powerslam and gets his comeback. Justin Case attacks, and CK One goes outside and gets a ladder. Coming back in, CK One takes down Bloodraven with a front facelock choke, then gets a couple of shoulderblocks on Justin. Riley hits Justin with the ladder a couple of times while he's down. CK One goes after Justin as he stands, but Justin arm drags him. While CK One is down, Bloodraven goes for a top rope springboard moonsault, but at the same time, Riley Taylor hits the Taylornado! He pins and apparently Bloodraven doesn't notice, and boom- 1, 2, 3!!!
Winners, the Moonlight Army!
The Moonlight Army stands triumphant in the ring after thoroughly trouncing Bloodraven and Justin Case, and the show comes to its close!
