Post by The Chupster on Apr 22, 2017 0:14:55 GMT -5
simmed by Adorable Chuck Bacon!
Watch that sumbitch!
OCW's President and General Manager, Trevor Kraven, comes out and announces that from this day forward, there will be consequences for interfering in OCW business!
The Chupacabra vs. Justin Case
The Chupacabra hits his entrance, and Monn' Joogra comes out with a chair and attacks him! He hits him a couple of times and then heads to the ring, then thinks better of it and comes back. The Chupster manages some offense, but Monn' Joogra stomps on him. They make it down the ramp and into the ring, where Chupa beats down the Haitian Beast before hitting him with a clubbing blow from the top rope, and the ref calls the match a no contest! Oh, there's gonna be some consequences from that one!!!
Match declared a no-contest!
ATTACK INJURIES & PUNISHMENT:
The Chupacabra's Injury Roll: 54 -40 (run-in bonus) = 14
The Chupster is fine!
Monn' Joogra's Injury Roll: 62 -40 (run-in bonus) = 22
Monn' Joogra is also uninjured!
Monn' Joogra's Punishment Roll: 85
Monn' Joogra is jerking curtains for the next 2 shows with the likes of Bobo the Gorilla and Johnny Super! Awwwwww.
Tag Championship #1 Contender Match:
Matty Ace & Minion vs. the Elite
Amazing match! Bandit had some control here and there against Matty Ace, but Matty and Minion had some fluid tagging and both just locked down Teabag. It isn't long before Minion hits the Helldriver (chokeslam) and Gravediver (f-5 2) on Bandit for a close 2, but Teabag makes the save! Minion tags in Matty, who immediately goes for a pin and gets a close 2 before Bandit kicks out. A couple of minutes later, Bandit gets the Over and Out (spinning complete shot) and a Bloodline (pedigree) on what is essentially a fresh Matty Ace, and pins for 1, 2, 3! Bandit pretty much took Matty out on the strength of two moves!!!
Winners and #1 Contenders, the Elite!
Dragune & Rebel Raynes vs. Suck This!
Holy SHIT, tag match of the year candidate right here! Suck This starts off very dominant, taking it to both members of the opposing team and keeping Dragune isolated in the ring for quite some time, hitting a couple of 3D tag finishers on him, but he just won't stay down! Dragune misses a Lights Out punk kick signature on Johnny Grey, only to hit it soon after following a series of back-and-forth attacks! Dragune finally manages to tag out, and Johnny Grey locks on a third crossface of the night, then hits an rko finisher to bust Rebel open! He tags in the Main Event, who hits the Last Laugh (rock bottom) and pins! Dragune tries to make the save, but Johnny runs in and hits a flashback to bust open Dragune, and Riley gets the 1, 2, 3!
SUCH a good match!!!
Winners, Suck This!
Backstage Attack:
Justin Case attacks Tarantula
A LOT of slamming into crates and walls! The Tarantula dominates the early moments of the attack, but Justin slowly manages to mount an offense. However, the Tarantula hits the Webspinner (bang-a-rang)! But Justin isn't finished yet. The two tussle for a while, until the Tarantula hits the Carnage Kick (trouble in paradise), which apparently wraps up the attack!
Winner, the Tarantula!
ATTACK INJURIES & PUNISHMENT:
The Tarantula's Injury Roll: 46 -10 (backstage attack modifier) = 36
Tarantula is fine and drags the Attacker to the ring for an XV impromptu beatdown! The Attacker still rolls the Injury table and rolls it again after the beatdown!
Justin Case's Injury Roll: 07 -10 (backstage attack modifier) = -3
Justin is uninjured! (So far...)
Justin Case's Punishment Roll: 51 +10 penalty
Victim is put into an XV match with their attacker as soon as possible. LOL
X-Violence 3-Way Dance Women's Championship #1 Contendership:
Ashley Ace vs. Isis vs. Lady Bloodraven
This was as messy as you would think! Isis spends a lot of her time taunting, playing to the crowd and dancing, while Lady Bloodraven and Ashley beat the piss out of one another. At one point Bloodraven slides to the outside and gets a ladder, only to lose it to Isis and get clocked with it a couple of times. In the end, Bloodraven is outside the ring and Ashley hits the Ace Flip (standing shirinui) and Ace of Hearts (rko 2) on Isis, but only gets a pair of 2 counts, but Bloodraven slides in and eats an Ace of Hearts herself and Ashley gets the pinfall! Ashley will face Tiffany at Inferno for the Women's Championship!!!
Winner and #1 contender, Ashley Ace!
In between matches, the Tarantula drags Justin Case into the ring and starts savagely beating his ass! The referee calls for the bell and we have an impromptu X-Violence match!
Victim's Consequences X-Violence Impromptu Beatdown:
The Tarantula vs. Justin Case
We get some back and forth, and the Tarantula tries a couple of times to get a weapon from under the ring, but Justin shuts him down both times. Justin pretty much takes over for the most part, and he goes up to the top rope for his Snapshot finisher, but Tarantula superkicks the shit out of him in mid air, busting him wide open! Justin is dazed but manages a middle rope moonsault. Tarantula takes over for a few moments and gets him up on the top rope, but Justin kicks him off and hits a hurricanrana into a pin! He only gets a 2, but then hits the Case Closed (gun stun) and gets the pinfall! Tarantula is laid out in the middle of the ring, folks!
Winner, Justin Case!
ATTACK INJURIES & PUNISHMENT:
The Tarantula's Injury Roll: 41
The Tarantula drags Justin into the ring for an XV-style beatdown... again? FOCK
Justin Case's Injury Roll: 59
Justin tweaks something and can't wrestle for the rest of the night, except for the fact that the Tarantula has to attack him again... Jeez! lol
As Justin makes his way to the back, Bloodraven comes in through the crowd and attacks the Tarantula! The referee shrugs and rings the bell, and we have a falls count anywhere XV impromptu match! Poor Tarantula, LOL
In-Ring Falls Count Anywhere XV Rules Attack:
Bloodraven attacks the Tarantula
Bloodraven just dominated all over the Tarantula. Tarantula tries a few moves, but Bloodraven just fucked his shit up. At the end, Bloodraven kept kicking the Tarantula's head off, but he could only get a 2. Back brain kick, 2. Fatal shot (buzzsaw kick), 2. Bloodraven drags him closer to the ropes and gets in a dirty pin- 1, 2, 3! Bloodraven takes out the #1 contender!
Winner, Bloodraven!
ATTACK INJURIES & PUNISHMENT:
The Tarantula's Injury Roll: 97!!!
Tarantula can't make any further matches or appearances on this OR THE NEXT SHOW, and the attacker gets away scot free!!! No roll for injury or punishment! HOLY SHIT, this is EXACTLY what I was hoping would happen!!! LOL
Folks, I'm recording all dice rolls, if you wanna see 'em, but for real, that right there was massively awesome luck. I'm trying not to use the NPCs as much now that we're into the season and I REALLY didn't think Tarantula would become #1 contender, and now he isn't. At least not for the PPV. w00t!!!
Leviathan comes down to the ring for his match after seeing Tarantula helped to the back and demands that, as former champion, his next match be declared a #1 contender's match! Trevor comes out and makes the match, so either Leviathan or the Rage will be going on to face Matty Ace at Inferno for the World Championship!!!
World Championship #1 Contender Match:
"The Rage" Sean Callous vs. Leviathan
The Rage kicks things off with a flurry of melee offense that puts Leviathan down in the corner, then runs in and plants a boot in his face! And that's pretty much how it goes for most of the match. Leviathan is on the defensive the whole time, getting pretty stomped. The Rage hits the Urban Legendary Attack (phenomenal blitz), but Leviathan comes back and hits the Beast Driver (claw slam). But he doesn't pin, knowing that he just hasn't done enough damage! The Rage comes back with a back body drop and hits the Total Taste Removal (sweet chin music 1) and pins- 1, 2, 3! The Rage just became the new #1 contender for the World Championship next week at Inferno!!!
Winner and new #1 contender, "The Rage" Sean Callous!!!
6-Man Elimination Grudge Tag:
Legion (Hydra & the Sinner Twins) vs. cTn (Coffin Puppets & Bloodraven)
I'm not... I'm not even gonna try. Bloodraven comes out as the mystery entrant for the cTn!!! Early on Legion was just stomping multiple new assholes into the cTn, and it went that way for a long while, but the cTn came back in a major way, just stomping all over Legion. SO many doubleteam superkick/knee to the head moves and coast-to-coasts by the cTn. Just holy shit.
And the Sinners kept trying to get Manticore into the corner for a tag finisher, and he got out EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. LOL
Eliminations:
1. Alexander Sin by Werwulf (spinal tap/superkick)
2. The Hydra by Bloodraven (superkick)
3. Matthias Sin by Werwulf (double leg ddt & pin)
Winners, the Creatures of the Night!
Main Event-
Tag Team Championship Defense:
The Elite (Bandit & Teabag) vs. the Moonlight Army © (Riley Taylor & CK One)
It's hard to overstate this, but the Moonlight Army took an asskicking. I mean as in, they literally had hardly any offense at all. The Elite just dominated the Moonlight Army from the word go, and at one point Teabag superplexed CK One to the outside. It was just decimation in motion. This was a squash match.
In the end, Bandit tags Teabag and they hit their tag finisher, with Bandit whipping CK One into a Teabag superkick, and CK One stumbling into the Bloodline (pedigree). Riley was distracted on the apron and didn't even get in the ring. 1, 2, 3, and we have new champions! Holy shit!
Winners and new OCW Tag Team Champions, the Elite!!!
