Post by The Chupster on Apr 28, 2017 18:34:56 GMT -5
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Watch that sumbitch!
Opening Match:
Monn' Joogra vs. Bobo the Gorilla
This opening bout didn't see a lot of offense from the Haitian Beast, as Bobo just pretty much beat the shit out of the cTn's muscle and looked funny doing it. Poor Monn. LOL
Winner, Bobo the Gorilla!
Steel Cage Grudge Match:
The cTn (Manticore & Bloodraven) vs. Legion (Leviathan & the Hydra)
Not a lot to say about this one either- Legion had some dominant moments toward the beginning of the match, but it wasn't long before Manticore put Leviathan down and got out. It looked for a moment like Bloodraven was about to get nailed with two opponents in the ring, but about a minute and a half later, he's sprinting up the cage as well to make his escape. No real usage of the cage at all this match. And Legion couldn't buy a win over the cTn at this point, folks.
Winners, the cTn!
Isis vs. Lady Bloodraven
A surprisingly back-and-forth affair with Isis going for the legs and locking on a ton of submissions, but just couldn't keep them on long enough for them to be successful in just about any way at all. Bloodraven misses a Fatal Shot (superkick) attempt early on, and Isis keeps locking on the Supplicator (calf crusher) amongst other submissions, but in the end it's a Bloodraven Fatal Shot that puts her down for the 3.
Winner, Lady Bloodraven!
4-Way X-Violence Tables Match:
Alexander Sin vs. Dragune vs. "The Main Event" Adam Riley vs. Minion
A surprisingly short but competitive match with lots of fighting, Adam Riley pairs off early against Dragune while Minion pounds on Alexander. Alex gets the table into the ring and uses it liberally on Minion, and then everyone starts fighting over it and it turns into a game of grab-ass. Minion eventually gets it and tries to hit the Helldriver (chokeslam) on Alex through the table, but he hits the corner and the table just folds. Alex decides he wants to beat on Adam Riley outside the ring, and Minion sets up the table in the corner, whips in Dragune, and just powerbombs him through it with little resistance.
Winner, Minion!
Tag Team Championship Rematch:
The Moonlight Army (Riley Taylor & CK One) vs. the Elite ("Bandit" Eric Wilson & James "Teabag" Douglas) ©
Holy shit, what a match! A lot of fluid tagging early on from both teams and a lot of offense. CK One tags in Riley for a double team move on Teabag early, and both teams just continue to feel one another out.
Out of nowhere, CK One hits a CKO (rko) on Teabag and follows up with a CheCKmate (perfectplex) for a two, but Teabag kicks as Bandit saves. Teabag comes back with an olympic slam signature. The two tussle and CK One suplexes Teabag into the corner. Teabag comes back and hits a corner suplex of his own! Bandit gets tagged in for a double team move, but CK One hits an emerald fusion and a ddt, then tags out.
Riley gets taken over, and Bandit tags Teabag in for the superkick/Bloodline (pedigree) combo, but Teabag pins, then immediately just rolls off. CK One comes in but Teabag whips him into the Elite corner, and CK just stays there for a while. He attacks Teabag and drags him to the ropes, and then keeps trying to pick him up or drag him or something but can't, so hey, concussions happen.
Riley finally manages to get Teabag away from CK One and CK leaves the ring. Riley eats a doubleteam clothesline/powerbomb move, but he gets a comeback, hits the RileDriver (samoan driver), then sets up Bandit in the corner for a leaping stomp. Riley hits the Taylornado (snap swing neckbreaker) and pins, and no one even tries to get into the ring- 1, 2, 3, and the Moonlight Army are repeat champions!
Winners and new OCW Tag Team Champions, the Moonlight Army!
Devastation Chamber - Winner gets the title shot of his choice, anytime!
Rebel Raynes vs. the Chupacabra vs. "The Machine" Johnny Grey vs. Werwulf vs. Matthias Sin vs. surprise entrant
And our surprise entrant is none other than Jim Stackhouse! Almost a decade away from OCW, the big man is back!
We kick off with Rebel Raynes and Werwulf, who beat on each other a bit. Stackhouse comes in next and goes after Rebel, but Werwulf shuts that down and the two briefly doubleteam Stackhouse.
The Chupster is in next and he goes right for Werwulf, whipping him to the outside area and locking him in a Texas cloverleaf. Unfortunately, inside the ring Rebel is trying to pin Stackhouse, so he finally gives up, because the ref won't even look their way.
Johnny Grey comes in and it looks like Werwulf has Stackhouse set up for the Spinal Tap (superkick), but he hits Chupa with it instead and pins- 1, 2, 3, and Matthias Sin isn't even in the damn ring yet!!!
On the outside area, Johnny Grey is putting it to Rebel while Stackhouse goes after Werwulf, and Matthias enters. Everything kind'a goes to shit for a bit. Rebel hits the moonstomp on Johnny, and they go at it while the rest all fight on the outside area. Johnny hits his rko finisher on Rebel, busting him open! Johnny pins- 1, 2, 3, and Rebel is out!
Stackhouse decides to run against the cage for a bit, and Johnny joins everyone on the outside. Johnny pulls Werwulf into the ring and gets his ass handed to him for a bit, while Stackhouse beats the piss out of Matthias on the outside. Out of nowhere, Matthias hits a spinning complete shot on Stackhouse and pins, while Werwulf hits the Spinal Tap on Johnny, splitting his head open. Matthias pins- 1, 2, 3, and just like that, Stackhouse is out! Werwulf pins Johnny and once again, 1, 2, 3, and boom!
So we're down to Matthias Sin and Werwulf! Matthias gets in the ring and Werwulf smacks him around some. Matthias comes back with a double arm ddt and goes up to the top, and BOOM! Sin-ton Bomb (swanton bomb), and he pins- 1, 2, 3, and Matthias Sin (of all people) wins a title shot of his choice!!!
Winner, Matthias Sin!
Eliminations:
1. The Chupacabra by Werwulf (Spinal Tap/superkick)
2. Rebel Raynes by Johnny Grey (rko)
3. Jim Stackhouse by Matthias Sin (spinning complete shot)
4. Johnny Grey by Werwulf (Spinal Tap)
5. Werwulf by Matthias Sin (Sin-ton Bomb/swanton bomb)
Women's Championship 15-minute IronWoman Match:
Ashley Ace vs. Tiffany Slyvinia ©
No HUD on this one, but it's a 15-minute IronWoman match all right! Very back and forth all match, with each woman taking over for lengthy periods of time.
Tiffany kicks things off on Ashley, but again, it goes back and forth like crazy. Lots of high-impact moves, and Ashley locks Tiffany into a stump puller for a bit. Tiffany hits the Cherry Popper (low blow) into the Starry Night (shining wizard), but only gets a 2.
Ashley sends Tiffany to the outside and hits a plancha, then gets back in. She changes her mind around 5 and slides back out, where Tiffany just dominates her, so she takes the nearest chance and gets back in the ring.
Tiffany comes back in and Ashley takes over. Tiffany hits another Cherry Popper, but Ashley comes back with the Ace of Hearts (rko) and pins- 1, 2, 3, and we have our first pinfall! 1-0!
Ashley gets her comeback and hits the Ace Flip (standing shirinui), but Tiffany shoots her into the ropes and hits a pop-up powerbomb, then nails Ashley with the Virgin Sacrifice (black magic), but Ashley kicks out!
Tiffany takes over and hits another Cherry Popper and another Virgin Sacrifice, this time for the 3! We're tied at 1-1!
Ashley comes back and hits a moonsault for 2. Another Starry Night and Tiffany is in the lead, 1-2!
Tiffany gets her comeback, but Ashley immediately nails her with the Ace Flip for the 3! 2-2!
Ashley hits the Ace of Hearts but only gets a 2. The two go back and forth and Tiffany takes over, but Ashley dodges another Virgin Sacrifice! Tiffany hits a moonsault, but Ashley hits the Full House (spear) and 1, 2, 3, boom! Ashley is in the lead, 3-2!
Tiffany hits another Virgin Sacrifice, but they're right on the ropes. Ashley gets a suplex into a sitting powerbomb, but she misses a top rope move! Ashley grabs Tiffany anyway and looks to be trying another suplex move, but Tiffany rolls into a small package! 1, 2, kick!
Tiffany hits a reverse mat slam, and that's time!
Winner, and new Women's Champion with a score of 3-2, Ashley Ace!
World Championship Title Defense:
"The Rage" Sean Callous vs. Matty Ace ©
And it's the Triple Crown Champion against the Urban Legend! The Rage starts things off with a flurry of punches and a clothesline that puts Matty outside. He follows and gets his ass kicked for a bit, and at 8 Matty whips him into the ring and follows, sliding in at 9.
Back inside, Matty continues to dominate, but the Rage takes over, slamming his head into the mat and curb stomping him. Matty hits the Ace in the Hole (code blue), but only gets a 2!
Matty drops a leg and nails the Rage with the Ace of Spades (truth or consequences), but again, he can only get a 2.
The Rage pops up and hits a code blue of his own, then nails him with the Urban Legendary Attack (phenomenal blitz) for 2. Matty gets up and hits a tilt-a-whirl tornado ddt and the Rage is a'bleedin'!!!
The Rage hits a flurry, ending in a curb stomp that busts Matty open as well. He sets up- BOOM, the Establisher (uranage)! 1, 2, 3, and we have a new champion!!! The Rage defeats Matty Ace in just under 6 minutes.
Winner and new OCW Champion, "The Rage" Sean Callous!
As the doctors tend to the Rage's forehead wound, Matthias Sin makes his entrance- that's right, folks! He's cashing in his championship shot on the Rage!!!
World Championship Title Defense:
Matthias Sin vs. "The Rage" Sean Callous ©
The Rage is in no mood, and just starts kicking the absolute shit out of Matthias. Matthias makes a comeback and hits a butterfly suplex and some assorted offense, then pins the Rage, but gets to 2 and picks his head up. Ohhh, bad idea.
The two trade a little offense and the Rage suplexes him into a uranage, then removes the turnbuckle, which unfortunately never gets used.
Matthias gets in some more moves and another short pin, then eats a codebreaker. The Rage gets his comeback and nails Matthias with the Urban Legendary Attack!
Callous shuts down Matthias offense, reversing two moves in a row and hitting another suplex into a uranage. Curb stomp, and Matthias is bleeding! The Rage nails a shining wizard and pins- 1, 2, nope!
Matthias comes back briefly and hits a spinning complete shot, then goes up for the Sin-ton Bomb, but the Rage leaps up and plants a big boot in his face in mid-air! He drags Matthias to the center of the ring and pins- 1, 2, 3! For the first time this year, a champion retains his belt!!!
Winner, and still OCW World Champion, "The Rage" Sean Callous!
