Post by The Chupster on May 20, 2017 5:01:28 GMT -5
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Werwulf comes out and lambasts the Rage, and declares that the Creatures of the Night now rule OCW!
X-Violence Steel Cage:
Isis vs. Lady Bloodraven
...and we get a surprise competitor as Midnight Blue makes her way down to ringside! Though no one got slammed into the cage, the match was fiercely competitive and just awesome as all get out. Strong showings by all three ladies, but in the end it was an STO to Midnight Blue and a knee in the corner/bulldog combo on Isis from Lady Bloodraven that gave her enough time to climb the hell out!
Winner, Lady Bloodraven!
Rebel Raynes vs. Jim Stackhouse
Hard-fought match with Rebel Raynes in control most of the match, but the rookie was just unable to match the strength of Stackhouse. Rebel hits his moonstomp finisher but can't even get a 2 count. Despite controlling the VAST majority of the match, Jim Stackhouse nails him with a corner cannonball senton and a pop-up powerbomb, and it's 1, 2, 3!
Winner, Jim Stackhouse!
The Chupacabra vs. Monn' Joogra
This was a complete squash. Chupa sends Monn' Joogra to the outside early on and bounces his skull off of the ringpost, but that just makes Monn mad and he responds with a big boot. And that's about where Chupa's offense ends. Back inside, the Haitian Beast just straight-up murders Chupa, hits the Zombified (tombstone) piledriver, and when Chupa hops right up from that, hits the Voodoo Drop (last ride) for a definitive 3 count. FOCK!!!
Winner, Monn' Joogra!
OCW/VWA Interpromotional Match:
Craig Helman vs. Kin Corn Karn
That's right, it's Kin Corn Karn from ye olde Nintendo classic, Pro Wrestling! Some of the superstars of the VWA will be showing up at Luck of the Draw!
Very back-and-forth match, with Kin Corn Karn hitting his karate kick and mongolian chop, but just couldn't best the returning Craig Helman. Helman put him away with the Brimstone Drop (consequence).
Winner, Craig Helman!
Kennedy Smoke vs. Katrina Locke
Another back-and-forth match, but Katrina was playing a submissions game and just didn't get in enough offense on Kennedy. A second piledriver finisher put Katrina away.
Winner, Kennedy Smoke!
X-Violence Extreme Rules:
Minion vs. Justin Case vs. Bloodraven
MATCH OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE RIGHT HERE. Not a ton of weapons play in this one, but it was just a great match. Everyone shined at different points and anyone could've won. In the end, Justin Case was busted open and bloody on the outside. Minion was set up in the corner, ready to hit the Bisector (spear) on Bloodraven. He charges in, and Bloodraven reverses into a ddt!!! Justin makes it in and grabs Bloodraven, trying for a sitdown fisherman buster, but Bloodraven reverses THAT into a small package, and gets the 1, 2, 3!!!
Winner, Bloodraven!
The Hand of Darkness (Soulless & Wargoth) vs. Coffin Puppets (Werwulf & Manticore)
Wow, this was a squash! I don't know if I've ever seen the Coffin Puppets get destroyed like they did here tonight. The Hand of Darkness was on point with fluid tags, and they managed to hit their stereo clotheslines tag finisher not once but twice on Manticore, putting him down for the count! Holy sheep!
Winners, the Hand of Darkness!
And it's time for the drawing of the random teams!
Tag Team #1 Contender Match:
Suck This! vs. the Elite
Oh, man. Suck This had fluid tagging throughout the match, while Teabag got himself stuck in the ring early on, and he ate 2 Suck That!s (3D), but Bandit was there for the saves. Teabag finally gets Adam Riley into the corner, tags in Bandit, and they hit the superkick/Bloodline (pedigree) combo- this time with Teabag on the Bloodline- and Johnny Grey just decided to play to the crowd instead of saving Adam! 1, 2, 3, and that finish came literally out of nowhere!!!
Winners and new #1 contenders for the Tag Team Championship, the Elite!
Women's Championship Defense:
Tiffany Slyvinia vs. Ashley Ace ©
Yet another squash match here tonight, folks! Ashley got in a little bit of offense, but for the most part it was Tiffany just going straight at her, and a Cherry Popper (low blow) followed by the Starry Night (shining wizard) slapped Ashley down like a ho. Wowsers!
Winner and new OCW Women's Champion, Tiffany Slyvinia!
Backstage Attack:
Rebel Raynes attacks CK One!
The attacks seems to backfire initially, with CK One bashing Rebel Raynes all over the place. Then they take turns smacking the shit out of each other, and at one point Rebel bounces CK One's head off of one crate, CK stumbles over to another crate, and Rebel bounces him off of that one too. LOL
In the end, they're in the locker room and CK One hits his CKO (rko), but Rebel no-sells that shit and hits a ddt that busts CK One open and knocks him out!!!
Winner, Rebel Raynes!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim Injury Roll: 12 - 10 (modifier for backstage attack) = 2
The Victim is fine, with no lasting injuries. Any matches or appearances later in this show go on as planned.
Attacker Injury Roll: 90 - 10 (modifier for backstage attack) = 80
Injury!!! The Attacker will miss any and all matches and appearances for this show and the next show. (But we need Rebel for LotD so he'll miss Adrenalin instead!)
Punishment Roll for Attacker: 29 +10 (modifier for interfering in championship match) = 39
Management realizes that these things happen and decides against levying any punishment against the attacker.
United States Championship Defense:
CK One vs. Matty Ace ©
CK One put up a strong fight, but Matty Ace got the momentum and carried it through to an Ace in the Hole (code blue) for MAYBE 2, then an Ace of Spades (truth or consequences) that caught CK One's legs on the top rope for the 1, 2, 3! Successful defense for Matty Ace!
Winner and still OCW United States Champion, Matty Ace!
Backstage Attack:
Lady Godivika attacks Tiffany Slyvinia!
Newcomer Lady Godivika attacks Tiffany backstage, and although Tiffany definitely ate most of the damage thrown during the attack, she comes back and hits the Starry Night to disable Godivika and end the attack!
Winner, Tiffany Slyvinia!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim Injury Roll: 02 - 10 (backstage attack modifier) = -8 (!!!)
The Victim is fine, with no lasting injuries. Any matches or appearances later in this show go on as planned.
Attacker Injury Roll: 65 - 10 (backstage attack modifier) = 55
The Attacker tweaks a body part and can't wrestle or make any appearances for the rest of the night unless dictated by the Victim's Injury roll.
Attacker's Punishment Roll: 66
Management decides that turnabout is fair play! The Victim is put into an XV match with the Attacker at their earliest convenience, injuries pending. (This will occur at Luck of the Draw.)
World Championship Defense:
Riley Taylor vs. "The Rage" Sean Callous
...and the Rage comes to ringside with Suck This in tow! The Establishment is back! This could turn into a 1-on-3 situation!
...but it never needs to. Riley Taylor gets in a bit of offense- enough to hit the All About Style! (skull crushing finale) at one point- but the Rage is just on point, basically tearing Riley a new one. Riley eats the Urban Legendary Attack (phenomenal blitz), the Establisher (uranage) and finally a Total Taste Removal (sweet chin music) before counting ceiling lights. Holy shitballs.
Winner and still OCW World Champion, "The Rage" Sean Callous!
World Championship Defense:
Werwulf w/ Manticore & Bloodraven vs. "The Rage" Sean Callous w/ the Establishment
What a match.
Werwulf and the Rage go back and forth a little, but the majority of the match is Werwulf. The match was basically a mishmosh of Werwulf hitting the Mark of the Beast (trouble in paradise) and the Spinal Tap (superkick), and the Rage hitting the Urban Legendary Attack and trying for the Total Taste Removal once, and it looked like he was getting ready for an Establisher at the end, but he picked up Werwulf and immediate ate a third Spinal Tap, and it was lights out! Amazingly no one at ringside ever factored into the match. Again.
Winner and new OCW World Champion, Werwulf!!!
