Post by The Chupster on Jun 3, 2017 6:07:19 GMT -5
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Backstage Attack:
Monn' Joogra attacks "The Rage" Sean Callous
The Rage got in some shots, but Monn was all over him! Monn' Joogra hits the Zombified (tombstone) piledriver, then powerbombs the Rage into a locker for the KO!
Winner, Monn' Joogra!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim's Injury Roll: 58 -10 (backstage modifier) = 48
36-50 The Victim goes apeshit and drags the Attacker to the ring for an XV-style impromptu beatdown! The Attacker still rolls the Injury Table and rolls it again after the second match, and both results are added. Any matches or appearances later in this show go on as planned. If the original Victim loses the match, he rolls on the Victim Injury table as well.
Attacker's Injury Roll: 52 -10 (backstage modifier) = 42
36-45 The Attacker is uninjured! Additionally they get to attack the Victim again backstage later tonight with no further Punishment! (Both Victim and Attacker will still have to roll for Injuries again)
Attacker's Punishment Roll: 29
01-40 Management realizes that these things happen and decides against levying any punishment against the attacker.
Impromptu XV Falls Count Anywhere Attack:
"The Rage" Sean Callous attacks Monn' Joogra in the ring!
This starts off with both men jockeying for control, then Monn goes out for a chair, but the Rage gets it and fires off several shots! Monn retreats outside, where the Rage puts a beating on him, ultimately spearing him through the barricade! Both men get several big moves and pinfall attempts, and fight into the crowd for what seems like forever, until they make their way to the stage area. They continue the fight there, where eventually the busted-open Monn' Joogra hits the Needle Da Doll (backbreaker gutbuster) to keep the Rage down for the 1, 2, 3! (And just think, unless these new rolls change something, Monn gets to attack him again later tonight! Shat!!!)
Winner, Monn' Joogra!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
The Rage's Injury Roll: 43
36-50 The Victim goes apeshit and drags the Attacker to the ring for an XV-style impromptu beatdown! The Attacker still rolls the Injury Table and rolls it again after the second match, and both results are added. Any matches or appearances later in this show go on as planned. If the original Victim loses the match, he rolls on the Victim Injury table as well.
Fuck, really??? Okay, that'll happen later, cuz really...
Monn's Injury Roll: 39
36-45 The Attacker is uninjured! Additionally they get to attack the Victim again backstage later tonight with no further Punishment! (Both Victim and Attacker will still have to roll for Injuries again)
The FUCK???
Okay, we're stuck in a loop or something, the dice are fucking me, but these two are gonna rest up, because Monn's healthy enough to take on Jim Stackhouse! Holy shit. And I think I'm gonna have to mod some rules, because 1 more attack is more than enough.
Jim Stackhouse vs. Monn' Joogra
Monn' Joogra puts up a great fight, but Jim carries the majority of this one! It doesn't stop Monn from hitting the Zombified piledriver or the Voodoo Drop (last ride) powerbomb for a CLOSE 2, but Jim comes back and hits the pop-up powerbomb for the 1, the 2, and the 3!
Winner, Jim Stackhouse!
Lady Bloodraven & Midnight Blue vs. Ashley Ace & Princess Mariposa (debut)
Lady Bloodraven and Midnight Blue just couldn't get their footing in this match. Ashley dominates, then tags in the debuting Mariposa, who just squashes Midnight Blue and then Bloodraven. Bloodraven tries for a Fatal Shot (superkick) at one point, but Mariposa dodges. She hits a spinning kick for a close 2 that's broken up by Midnight Blue, then nails a shooting star press for the 1, 2, 3.
Winners, Ashley Ace & Princess Mariposa!
X-Violence Last Man Standing:
Minion vs. Dragune
Well, this was just some lame-ass shit. Lots of "let me hit a few kicks and one move, then let the ref count to 7" garbage. In the end Dragune takes it with a Dragon's Wrath (combination 6) and a Shallow Grave (ddt 7) for the win. Yeah, I wouldn't expect to see any more of these matches. Damn.
Winner, Dragune!
X-Violence Extreme Rules Tornado Tag:
Monsters, Inc. (Chupa & Leviathan) vs. the Creatures of the Night (Manticore & Bloodraven)
Holy shit, but this match made up for the last one! Just insanity from the bell till the end, with weapons, violence, chairs, just everything! One near fall saw Leviathan posing for the fans on the middle rope while Manticore put some boots to the Chupster. He set up for the Intestinal Impaler (spear), but Bloodraven attacked Chupa and pinned him, so Manticore turned around and yanked Leviathan off the ropes and kept him busy, but Bloodraven only got a 2! In the end, Leviathan pinned Manticore as Chupa hit the Decrapitator (swinging jawbreaker) on Bloodraven and pinned him, and Manticore got the 2, so he deadlifted Manticore up for a powerbomb as Chupa got the 3! Then as Chupa is panting, down on one knee, Leviathan slams Manticore down on top of him. LOL
Winners, Monsters, Inc.!
Craig Helman vs. "The Main Event" Adam Riley
One hell of a great match, with both men getting in a good amount of offense, and it looked like Helman had it when he got the Main Event up for a suplex and then dropped him directly on his head, then followed up with a curb stomp. But Adam kicks the knee and hits the Last Laugh (rock bottom) virtually out of nowhere and pins, 1, 2, 3!
Winner, "The Main Event" Adam Riley!
Lady Godivika vs. Isis vs. Katrina Locke
Seriously great match, with all three women getting in their licks and just so much submission wrestling, but in the end it's Godivika hitting a neckbreaker finisher and pinning Isis while Katrina is recovering outside, and Katrina slides in and tries to save but it's just a split second too late! Fucking GORGEOUS finish!!!
Winner, Lady Godivika!
Backstage Attack:
Justin Case attacks "Bandit" Eric Wilson
Bandit gets in a few shots but this is mostly Justin just pounding the shit out of Bandit. He gets him into the locker room and hits a ouble superkick combo into the locker to knock out the Bandit!
Winner, Justin Case!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim's Injury Roll: 76 -10 backstage modifier = 66
66-75 The Victim is injured and misses any matches or appearances remaining on this show and the next show as they recover.
Attacker's Injury Roll: 55 -10 backstage modifier = 45
36-45 The Attacker is uninjured! Additionally they get to attack the Victim again backstage later tonight with no further Punishment! (Both Victim and Attacker will still have to roll for Injuries again)
Attacker's Punishment Roll: 95 +20 affecting 2 championships modifier = 115
97-100 Wow, you really managed to fuck up badly. You're suspended for the rest of the show (if you aren't already), suspended for 1 full show, and any backstage attacks against you for the following 2 shows after that will result in no punishment for the Attacker and a -15 on any Injury rolls they incur. Management reserves the right to paint a giant target on your back. Sorry, sucker.
The Hand of Darkness (Soulless & Wargoth) vs. the Sinner Twins
The Hand of Darkness starts off strong, especially once Wargoth gets in, and he just dominates all over Matthias. Then Matthias gets him into the corner, and it looks like he's gonna tag in Alexander, but instead he tosses Wargoth to the outside, slides to the side of the ring, sets up and dives through the corner turnbuckles, hitting a sweet tornado ddt on Wargoth! Wargoth answers this by pounding the shit out of Matthias, but Alex is there to toss Wargoth into the ringpost. Matthias and Wargoth go at each other, and the next thing you know, the referee is counting to 10, and we have a double count out- but one of the better ones I've seen!
Tie due to double count out!
Backstage Attack:
Monn' Joogra attacks "The Rage" Sean Callous! ...again! lol
This one was just short and evil. Monn deadlift powerbombs the Rage twice in the hallway, the first time bouncing his head off of a nearby shelfing unit. He tosses him into the locker room, where he hits the Zombified piledriver. But wait- the Rage makes a comeback, hitting some offense, hitting Monn with a chair and slamming him headfirst repeatedly into the locker! But Monn' Joogra blocks off a punch, slams the Rage headfirst into a locker himself, and then hits the powerbomb into the locker to KO the Rage! FOCK.
Winner, Monn' Joogra!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim's Injury Roll: 07 -10 backstage attack modifier = -3
01-35 The Victim is fine, with no lasting injuries. Any matches or appearances later in this show go on as planned.
Attacker's Injury Roll: 94 -10 backstage attack modifier = 84
81-95 Unlucky Injury!!! The Attacker will miss any and all matches and appearances for this show and the next show. Additionally, the Attacker must add 15 to their Punishment roll! This is in addition to any additions or subtractions from the Victim's Injury roll!!!
No punishment roll per previous attack's rolls
Who's Got First? #1 World Contender's Match:
"The Rage" Sean Callous vs. Tarantula
This match was bonkers. Bonkers, because the Tarantula was pretty much kicking the Rage's ass all over the ring the whole match, but the Rage hits the Urban Legendary Attack (phenomenal blitz) out of nowhere and the Total Taste Removal (sweet chin music) to put Tarantula down for the 1, 2, 3, and the Rage will be facing the World Champion next week at Overdrive!
Winner, "The Rage" Sean Callous!
Women's Championship Defense:
Kennedy Smoke vs. Tiffany Slyvinia ©
Lots of offense from both sides, but Kennedy was in control for most of this match. Tiffany would hit the Cherry Popper (low blow) and the Starry Night (shining wizard), but Kennedy got in 2 twists of fate and 2 piledriver finishers and that was just more than Tiffany could withstand! Pinfall and a new champion, folks!
Winner and new OCW Women's Champion, Kennedy Smoke!
Backstage Attack:
Bloodraven attacks Matty Ace!
Bloodraven just pounds away at Matty relentlessly! In the locker room, Matty hits the Ace in the Hole (code blue) out of nowhere, and tries his best to follow up with the Ace of Spades (truth or consequences), but he drops Bloodraven and gets slammed into a locker. Bloodraven hits a pair of superkicks into the locker and Matty is out cold!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim's Injury Roll: 20 -10 backstage modifier = 10
01-35 The Victim is fine, with no lasting injuries. Any matches or appearances later in this show go on as planned.
Attacker's Injury Roll: 71 -10 backstage modifier = 61
46-65 The Attacker tweaks a body part and can't wrestle or make any appearances for the rest of the night unless dictated by the Victim's Injury roll.
Punishment Roll: 02 +10 affecting championship match modifier = 12
01-40 Management realizes that these things happen and decides against levying any punishment against the attacker.
X-Violence Championship Defense- Extreme Rules:
James "Teabag" Douglas vs. Matty Ace ©
Wow, this was close to being a squash match! Teabag clobbered Ace quite a bit, and the champ made the decision to go outside after a weapon. Teabag followed and beat the shit out of Ace, then got a ball bat and whacked him with it. The two fought over the bat, then Ace hit a kick to the midsection and whipped Whip toward the ramp, but ran after him and attempted a senton. Unfortunately he misjudged and hit nothing but ramp! Teabag gets him back in the ring, hits an olympic slam and the Fah-Q! (jackhammer), and it was 1, 2, 3!
Winner and new OCW X-Violence Champion, James "Teabag" Douglas!
Backstage Attack:
Dragune attacks Riley Taylor
This seemed ill-advised, because Dragune got fucked the fuck UP. Riley bounces him off of shit and sends him down the hallway- the first attack tonight to make it down to the metal barricade before the interview area! Dragune tries to fight back but Riley hits the All About Style! (skull crushing finale), busting Dragune open, and a few moments later it's the Taylornado (snap swing neckbreaker) and Dragune is counting sheep in La-La-Land!
Winner, Riley Taylor!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim's Injury Roll: 98 -10 backstage attack modifier = 88
76-90 The Victim is injured and misses any matches or appearances remaining on this show and the next show as they recover. The Attacker adds 15 to their Injury and Punishment rolls for this attack.
Attacker's Injury Roll: 74 -10 backstage attack modifier +15 modifier = 79
66-80 Injury!!! The Attacker will miss any and all matches and appearances for this show and the next show.
Punishment Roll: 24 +10 affecting championship match modifier +15 modifier = 49
41-60 Management is not amused! The Attacker is suspended from the remainder of this show. Be thankful, young man! Or woman. Whatever.
Tag Team Championship Defense- Cage of Doom:
CK One vs. The Soulless
CK One dominates the early going, but then the match just turns around in the middle and the Soulless beats his ass for him. The Soulless hits the Shadow Spade (vertebreaker) and that's all she wrote!
Winner, the Soulless!
In-Ring Attack Extreme Rules:
Manticore attacks "The Machine" Johnny Grey
Manticore slides into the ring and Johnny Grey puts a serious hurtin' on his ass! He knocks him to the outside, where Manticore manages to start getting some offense, including a deadlift sitdown powerbomb. Manticore gets a chair but Johnny manages to kick his ass some more, but eventually Manticore gets in a few shots. The attack goes back into the ring, where Johnny locks on the Greyface (crossface), but Manticore gets loose. A few moments later Johnny hits the Shades of Grey (rko) and Manticore is down, 1, 2, 3!
Winner, Johnny Grey!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim's Injury Roll: 47
36-50 The Victim goes apeshit and drags the Attacker to the ring for an XV-style impromptu beatdown! The Attacker still rolls the Injury Table and rolls it again after the second match, and both results are added. Any matches or appearances later in this show go on as planned. If the original Victim loses the match, he rolls on the Victim Injury table as well. (Obviously this ain't happenin' this week.)
Attacker's Injury Roll: 86
81-95 Unlucky Injury!!! The Attacker will miss any and all matches and appearances for this show and the next show. Additionally, the Attacker must add 15 to their Punishment roll! This is in addition to any additions or subtractions from the Victim's Injury roll!!!
Punishment Roll: 31 + 10 affecting championship match modifier +15 modifier = 56
41-60 Management is not amused! The Attacker is suspended from the remainder of this show. Be thankful, young man! Or woman. Whatever.
World Championship Defense:
"The Machine" Johnny Grey vs. Werwulf ©
Lots of back and forth but a relatively short match, as Johnny Grey locks in the Greyface quick and Werwulf has nowhere to go! And he taps!!!
Winner and new OCW World Champion, "The Machine" Johnny Grey!
Backstage Attack:
Adam Riley attacks Werwulf!
Adam attacks Werwulf and immediately starts getting his ass handed to him. The two scuffle back and forth into the locker room, where Adam eats a Spinal Tap (superkick) into a locker, busting him open! But he keeps going! And then ends up eating a Spinal Tap for his trouble, sending him straight into Dreamland!
Winner, Werwulf!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim's Injury Roll: 14 -10 backstage attack modifier = 04
01-35 The Victim is fine, with no lasting injuries. Any matches or appearances later in this show go on as planned.
Attacker's Injury Roll: 01 -10 backstage attack modifier = -9
01-35 The Attacker is uninjured! Lucky bastard.
Punishment Roll: 10
01-40 Management realizes that these things happen and decides against levying any punishment against the attacker.
Final Injury Report:
"Bandit" Eric Wilson - injured for this show and the next show
Bloodraven - injured for this show
Dragune - injured for this show and the next show
Justin Case - suspended for this show and the next show, then can be attacked for 2 shows with lower consequences
Manticore - injured for this show and the next show
Monn' Joogra - injured for this show and the next show
Riley Taylor - injured for this show and the next show
