Post by The Chupster on Jun 10, 2017 1:26:26 GMT -5
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Overdrive kicks off with Trevor Kraven, coming out to explain the various title situations and to bitch a little about Sean Callous. Adam Riley comes out and explains that if Trevor doesn't shut the hell up, he's going to be eating through a tube. Trevor opens his mouth and eats a couple of clotheslines.
Craig Helman vs. Jim Stackhouse
Overdrive kicks off with two huge men going at it, but Helman has the momentum pretty much throughout the match. He hits the Brimstone Drop (consequence) to get the pinfall!
Winner, Craig Helman!
Princess Mariposa vs. Lady Bloodraven
Princess Mariposa's first singles match and it's another squash match, with Mariposa controlling the match from the bell. Bloodraven got in virtually no offense, it was just sad. Mariposa hits the shooting star press and pins for 3!
Winner, Princess Mariposa!
Rebel Raynes vs. CK One
LOL!!!
CK One is in control the entire time this match is in the ring, just taking Rebel apart. He spears Rebel to the outside and follows, and Rebel takes over, whipping CK One towards the ramp. Rebel runs in and hits a pair of jumping elbows and just fights CK One toward the stage. Suddenly both men realize they're on the verge of getting counted out, and they both sprint towards the ring! CK One stops and turns to see Rebel running up toward him and grabs him, tosses him into the ring, and gets counted out!!! Holy SHIT!
Winner by count out, Rebel Raynes!
Backstage Attack:
Rebel Raynes attacks "The Rage" Sean Callous!
The Rage starts off just beating the holy hell out of Rebel, but Rebel makes a comeback after the Rage hits a diving move but catches his head on a nearby storage rack! The Rage gets him into the locker room and curb stomps him, busting him open! And beats him while he's down with a chair. The two fight down the hallway, both men stumbling, and the Rage shoots him into the office, where he hits him with a spinning slam face-first into the floor, and Rebel is out!
Winner, "The Rage" Sean Callous!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim's Injury Roll: 81 -10 modifier = 71
66-75 The Victim is injured and misses any matches or appearances remaining on this show and the next show as they recover.
Attacker's Injury Roll: 01 -10 modifier = -9
01-35 The Attacker is uninjured! Lucky bastard.
Punishment Roll: 34
01-40 Management realizes that these things happen and decides against levying any punishment against the attacker.
Minion comes out to pimp his new OCW Monster Invitational Series, inviting Monn' Joogra, Wargoth, Teabag, Leviathan, and Jim Stackhouse to a series of 6-man matches leading up to For Glory and Honor 7, including a ladder match, Cage of Doom, and finally a Devastation Chamber match at the PPV!
Midnight Blue vs. Lady Godivika
This one was mostly Godivika and I thought it was over after she cracked Midnight in the face with a set of brass knuckles, but Blue comes back, elbowing her way out of a finisher attempt, getting in a comeback and nailing Godivika with the Midnight Driver (samoan driver) for a 3 count!
Winner, Midnight Blue!
Handicap Tag:
Minion vs. the Sinner Twins
So the Sinner Twins don't have a tag team victory between them, so what? So Alexander Sin doesn't have a single victory, so what? There's no way they can fuck THIS up, right?
WRONG!
The Sinners get in some good offense, and at one point Matthias throws Minion out of the ring and dives across the corner of the ring to hit a tornado ddt on the outside, but Minion is pretty much in control of the match, especially anytime Alex is in. He hits the
Helldriver (chokeslam 10, on his 3rd attempt, lol) to set up for the Bisector (spear) on Alex, and Matthias is hurtin' when he goes for the pin, so 1, 2, 3, and Minion just managed to beat a tag team by himself! Fuck yeah!!!
Winner, Minion!
X-Violence Tornado Tag:
Monsters, Inc. vs. the Hand of Darkness
These matches are just the shit! The Soulless starts off kicking the shit out of Chupa and continues in that vein for most of the match. Meanwhile, Leviathan is just dismantling Wargoth. Chupa gets a comeback and bounces off the ropes with a flying calf kick meant for the Soulless, but Leviathan is in the way and takes it in the face! The guys switch partners and the Soulless puts down Leviathan and slides out of the ring for a weapon right as Chupa hits the Decrapitator (swinging jawbreaker) on Wargoth! The Soulless returns and he's whacking away at Leviathan with the bat as Chupa pins- the Soulless tosses the bat out of the ring and turns around just in time to see Chupa get the 3 count!!!
Winners, Monsters, Inc.!
In-Ring XV Tag Attack:
The Creatures of the Night (Bysin & Spyder) enter through the crowd and attack Monsters, Inc.!
Bysin and Spyder have been absent from an OCW ring since about, oh, 2003, so that must be a LOT of ring rust. A LOT, because Leviathan and the Chupster just fucking kick the shit out of the cTn! The match heads outside, where Bysin manages to bulldog Chupa next to the announce table, flattening two chairs! Leviathan gets Bysin in the ring while Chupa hits a double underhook piledriver on Spyder, Bysin gets put down with a chokeslam, and it's 1, 2, 3!
Winners, Monsters, Inc.!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS
Victim's Injury Roll: 17
01-35 The Victim is fine, with no lasting injuries. Any matches or appearances later in this show go on as planned.
Attacker's Injury Roll: 25
01-35 The Attacker is uninjured! Lucky bastard.
Punishment Roll: 10
01-40 Management realizes that these things happen and decides against levying any punishment against the attacker.
Katrina Locke vs. Ashley Ace
Well, that was a mess! The women fight back and forth until Ashley gets a hair up her ass and whips Katrina to the outside, then hits a spaceman plancha. The two jockey for control and Katrina just starts whopping the shit out of Ashley, slamming her into the barricade and then the ringpost, and she slides into the ring just AFTER the referee counts 10!!! Double count out!!!
Draw due to double count out!
X-Violence Falls Count Anywhere:
"The Main Event" Adam Riley vs. Werwulf
Oh, Adam. Why didja have to request this match?
The Main Event just gets his ass kicked. He ducks out of the ring and heads over the barricade and waits there. When Werwulf gets there, he beats Adam's ass for him into the back corner section, where he tries to crack the Main Event with some brass knuckles but Adam just swats it away! Werwulf immediately tries again and blasts Adam, and Adam doesn't move a lot after that. He gets up just in time to eat a Spinal Tap (superkick), and it's sleepytime! 1, 2, 3!
Winner, Werwulf!
Backstage Attack:
Werwulf attacks Adam Riley!
Oh, Adam. Poor, poor Adam. Adam gets killed in the most heroic way. A lot of good fuck-ups though: Werwulf tries to hit a diving attack off of a crate and ends up eating shit when his leg catches on a nearby storage rack. He kicks Adam's head into a locker, but Adam manages to take over, and when Adam's foot barely touches the table in the locker room, it explodes into pieces! In the end, Adam was rallying, but Werwulf hit a diving elbow drop that set up for a Spinal Tap that busted Adam's face wide open, and he's down and OUT.
Winner, Werwulf!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS
Victim's Injury Roll: 100 (sorry folks, I'm an old-school RPG'er, ain't gonna be no modifier on a natural 100!!!)
96-100 Scot free! The Victim is injured and misses any matches or appearances on this and the next show, and the Attacker doesn't have to roll for Injuries or Punishment!
Attacker's Injury Roll: n/a
Punishment Roll: n/a
Women's Championship X-V Extreme Rules Rematch:
Tiffany Slyvinia vs. Kennedy Smoke ©
Tiff got fucked the fucking fuck up. The match immediately heads to the outside, and Tiffany tries to grab a weapon but Kennedy is there to whoop some ass for her. Tiffany manages to beat her off (heh) and grab a table, and they fight over it, and Tiffany finally hits her with it once, but then the two start beating the shit out of one another on the ramp. And by "beating the shit out of one another" I pretty much mean "Kennedy fucked her the fucking fuck up." Kennedy gets her back in the ring, hits the twist of fate and her piledriver finisher, and Tiffany is left wondering what she did wrong in her life.
Winner and still OCW Women's Champion, Kennedy Smoke!
X-Violence Championship Tables Rematch:
Matty Ace vs. James "Teabag" Douglas ©
Teabag was ready to get this one over with from the word go. He doesn't get paid by the hour! Ace got in some offense, but it was pretty much Teabag powering up like a video game boss. He slammed Matty in the side of the table, collapsing it, and when that didn't work, he set it up in the corner and just powerbombed his ass through it. Matty got KILT.
Winner and still OCW X-Violence Champion, James "Teabag" Douglas!
World Championship Defense:
The Tarantula vs. "The Machine" Johnny Grey ©
The Tarantula starts by running at Johnny, who hits him with a knee facebuster! Tarantula takes over from there, just running rampant all over the champ. But when Johnny turns it around, he turns it AROUND, and the next thing you know he's locked on the Greyface (crossface) for a good long time, and then boom, Shades of Grey (rko) and Tarantula is OUT! Short but really good match!
Winner and still OCW World Champion, Johnny Grey!
Injury Report:
Adam Riley: out this show and the next
Sean Callous: out this show and the next
