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The Sinner Twins vs. the cTn (Bysin & Spyder)
Highly competitive match with both teams looking great until about halfway in, when Bysin just couldn't get a move or a tag to save his life. The Sinners just bust all over him, and at one point Matthias takes out the ref with a springboard stunner for the hell of it. In the end the Sinners hit their Sinnertwist/Sin-ton Bomb combo, but with Alex hitting the Bomb for once, and it's 1, 2, 3- the Sinners pick up their second tag win of the season!
Winners, the Sinner Twins!
Tiffany Slyvinia vs. Katrina Locke
Katrina got bashed. She kept hopping up and she took an epic amount of damage- 3 Cherry Poppers (low blows), 2 Starry Nights (shining wizard), and Slyvinia's Embrace (backstabber)- but she just couldn't mount any serious offense. Sure, she slapped on the Katrina Lock (kimura lock) once, and got her bridging fujiwara armbar too, but there was just no momentum behind any of it.
Winner, Tiffany Slyvinia!
Backstage Attack:
Spyder attacks "The Rage" Sean Callous!
...and Spyder gets TOASTED. The Rage missed a diving elbow off a crate by a mile (on a standing Spyder no less), but the rest of it was the Rage just beating the piss out of him. He ended up putting him down with a spinning mat slam.
Winner, "The Rage," Sean Callous!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim's Injury Roll: 23 - 10 backstage modifier = 13
01-35 The Victim is fine, with no lasting injuries. Any matches or appearances later in this show go on as planned.
Attacker's Injury Roll: 15 - 10 backstage modifier = 5
01-35 The Attacker is uninjured! Lucky bastard.
Punishment Roll: 93 + 10 championship modifier = 103
97-100 Wow, you really managed to fuck up badly. You're suspended for the rest of the show (if you aren't already), suspended for 1 full show, and any backstage attacks against you for the following 2 shows after that will result in no punishment for the Attacker and a -15 on any Injury rolls they incur. Management reserves the right to paint a giant target on your back. Sorry, sucker.
X-Violence Tornado Tag:
The Lubey Bros. vs. the Hand of Darkness
Holy bugfuck, this was a short one! The Hand of Darkness clearly had the momentum most of the match and they just steamrollered the Lubeys. Rebel brought in a chair but never got to use it, but Dragune cracked the Soulless with it and clipped him with a table on the outside, but the two exchanged bouncing each others' skulls off the ringpost, and the Soulless brought Dragune in for a double underhook sit down powerbomb for 3 just as Wargoth superplexed Rebel. LOTS of violence in a short, short package!
Winners, the Hand of Darkness!
Elimination Tag:
Lady Bloodraven, Midnight Blue & Lady Godivika vs. Kennedy Smoke, Princess Mariposa & Ashley Ace
Holy shit, this is just match of the night so far. I don't even know what to say. It was just insanity, and the Bloodraven/Blue/Godivika side was very strong early on. Lots of sigs and finishers and close pins, and the referee got taken out SO many times. And Mariposa took out the ref, and then Ashley at one point, LOL. Kennedy hits her piledriver on Godivika while the entire opposing team is napping on the outside, and Blue tries to save, but Mariposa gets her and bulldogs the shit out of her while Kennedy gets the 3.
Much chaos and then Blue gets Kennedy in the corner for a stinkface and a hip drop on her titties, and she gets the 3 while Bloodraven neckbreakers Mariposa! And we're tied up!
Mariposa rakes Blue's eyes and hits a spinning kick to the face and pins while Bloodraven is recovering on the floor, and Bloodraven gets back in just a split second too late to save! 1, 2, 3, and Bloodraven is alone!
But soon after, Bloodraven hits the Fatal Shot (superkick) on Mariposa and gets the 3 while Ashley just watches from the corner!
Ashley gets inside and things are just nuts. Bloodraven is trying everything to put Ashley away, but just can't do it. She hops to the apron, jumps up to attempt a springboard move- RIGHT INTO THE ACE OF HEARTS (rko)!!! 1, 2, 3, and Ashley wins it for her team!!!
Winners, Ashley Ace, Kennedy Smoke & Princess Mariposa!
Order Out:
1. Lady Godivika by Kennedy Smoke (piledriver)
2. Kennedy Smoke by Midnight Blue (hip drop)
3. Midnight Blue by Princess Mariposa (spinning face kick)
4. Princess Mariposa by Lady Bloodraven (Fatal Shot/superkick)
5. Lady Bloodraven by Ashley Ace (Ace of Hearts/rko)
Backstage Attack:
Rebel Raynes attacks Matty Ace!
Matty starts off kicking the shit out of Rebel, but Rebel manages to get his hands on a chair in the locker room, and starts getting some momentum. Matty hits the Ace in the Hole (code blue), and even german suplexes him up against a crate, but Rebel hits a ddt, dropping Matty and keeping him down.
Winner, Rebel Raynes!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim's Injury Roll: 91 - 10 backstage modifier = 81
76-90 The Victim is injured and misses any matches or appearances remaining on this show and the next show as they recover. The Attacker adds 15 to their Injury and Punishment rolls for this attack.
Attacker's Injury Roll: 81 - 10 backstage modifier + 15 modifier = 86
81-95 Unlucky Injury!!! The Attacker will miss any and all matches and appearances for this show and the next show. Additionally, the Attacker must add 15 to their Punishment roll! This is in addition to any additions or subtractions from the Victim's Injury roll!!!
Punishment Roll: 91 + 30 modifier = 121
97-100 Wow, you really managed to fuck up badly. You're suspended for the rest of the show (if you aren't already), suspended for 1 full show, and any backstage attacks against you for the following 2 shows after that will result in no punishment for the Attacker and a -15 on any Injury rolls they incur. Management reserves the right to paint a giant target on your back. Sorry, sucker.
X-Violence Extreme Rules:
Craig Helman vs. "The Main Event" Adam Riley vs. Justin Case
Shit, match of the night candidate right here too! Just watch it, I can't even describe the goodness.
All three men put on a good showing, but Adam Riley was getting killed the most. At the end, Justin is on the outside. Helman hits the Brimstone Drop (consequence) on Adam and pins. Justin gets in but has no time to hit Helman for the save, so he drops an axe handle on the REF, then hits one on Helman! Helman hits an inverted ddt drop on Case and whips him to the corner, then gets him on the top rope while Adam slowly gets up. Case and the ref recover as Helman tries to go after Case, but Adam tries to punch Case, hitting Helman instead. Case hits a hurricanrana off the top rope on Helman, who rolls out. Case hits Adam and STARTS to go for an RKO- you can see it in the way his arms are thrown up- but Adam slugs him with a right hand and hits the Last Laugh (rock bottom) and gets the 1, 2, 3!
WHAT the FUCK!!!
Winner, "The Main Event," Adam Riley!
Backstage Attack:
Tiffany Slyvinia attacks Kennedy Smoke!
Yeah, Tiffany pretty much killed Kennedy. Kennedy got a little offense but she just didn't see it coming, and then she was out.
Winner, Tiffany Slyvinia!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim Injury Roll: 34 - 10 backstage modifier = 24
01-35 The Victim is fine, with no lasting injuries. Any matches or appearances later in this show go on as planned.
Attacker Injury Roll: 33 - 10 backstage modifier = 23
01-35 The Attacker is uninjured! Lucky bastard.
Punishment Roll: 72
61-75 Management decides that turnabout is fair play! The Victim is put into an XV match with the Attacker at their earliest convenience, injuries pending.
Elimination Tag:
The Pimpmasters of OCW (Chupa, Bandit & Matty Ace) vs. the Creatures of the Night (Werwulf, Manticore & Bloodraven)
Who's going to take the place of the injured Matty Ace? The music starts up and it's... Gran'pappy Chupa? Oh shit! It just ends up that ye olde Chupster had his grandpa at the show tonight, and ol' Gran'pappy Chupa is here to help Chup throw down!
Seriously awesome match, until things finally start going wrong for the Pimpmasters. Bandit gets taken out, then Chupa, and then it's just 3 guys beating on an old man- who manages a comeback and takes out Werwulf when Manticore's leg gets caught in the ropes! But Bloodraven comes in, hits the Fatal Shot and puts him down for the 3. Long, excellent, crazy match, with the cTn showing why they're the best at being bastards!
Winners, the Creatures of the Night!
Order Out:
1. Bandit out by Manticore (Shut That Shit Down/pop up powerbomb)
2. The Chupacabra out by Werwulf (Cerebral Bore/crossface)
3. Werwulf out by Gran'Pappy Chupa (Stiff Willy/samoan spike)
4. Gran'Pappy Chupa out by Bloodraven (Fatal Shot/superkick)
Backstage Attack:
The Chupacabra attacks Bysin!
On the way back from his match, the Chupster sees Bysin backstage, stalking Riley Taylor, and being the swell guy he is, he attacks that sumbitch! But gets his ass kicked in. Lord.
Winner, Bysin!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim's Injury Roll: 10 - 10 backstage modifier = 0
01-35 The Victim is fine, with no lasting injuries. Any matches or appearances later in this show go on as planned.
Attacker's Injury Roll: 86 - 10 backstage modifier = 76
66-80 Injury!!! The Attacker will miss any and all matches and appearances for this show and the next show.
Punishment Roll: 48
41-60 Management is not amused! The Attacker is suspended from the remainder of this show. Be thankful, young man! Or woman. Whatever.
Monster Invitational Round 2 - Cage of Doom
Stackhouse vs. Leviathan vs. Minion vs. Monn' Joogra vs. Teabag vs. Wargoth
Scoring System:
Bloodying an opponent: 15 points
Any connecting melee attack with the stairs: 15 points per instance
Double-team moves: 20 points per attacker
Smashing through the cage: 70 points
Any move destroying an announce table: 45 points
Any CONNECTING move off the top of or THROUGH the top of the cage: 100 points
Winner of the match receives 60 points
Not as many points earned on this one- Wargoth with 15 for dropping Minion face-first on the stairs, Monn' Joogra with 30 for busting open Stackhouse and Wargoth (how he cracked that giant melon, I'll never know), and Leviathan with 60 for winning the match! Here's the point standings going into For Glory & Honor!
Winner, Leviathan!
1. Monn' Joogra - 130 pts
2. Leviathan - 90 pts
3. Teabag - 80 pts
4. Stackhouse - 50 pts
5. Wargoth - 45 pts
6. Minion - 30 pts
Tag Team Championship:
The Establishment (Sean Callous & Johnny Grey) vs. the Moonlight Army ©
This one was amazingly short! Johnny starts with Riley and just kicks his ass royally. Riley finally escapes, hits a bulldog and tags in CK One. Johnny tags in the Rage, and CK One takes him apart. CK One hits a CKO (rko) out of nowhere for 2. The Rage charges in and eats a powerslam, and CK hits the CheCKmate (perfectplex) but doesn't lock the hands! He goes for a pin anyway but doesn't get it. He locks the Rage in a submission hold but the Rage eventually gets out, so he tags in Riley.
The match immediately goes south, with the Rage getting a comeback and the Urban Legendary Attack (phenomenal blitz). The Establishment hits a superkick/pedigree combo and Johnny pins for 2 as CK One tries to save, but the Rage grabs him by the head and drops him. Johnny slams Riley facefirst into the mat, busting him open. About a minute later, he locks on the Greyface (crossface), and CK One just watches as Riley taps. Wow!
Winners and new Tag Team Champions, the Establishment!
Injury/Suspension Report:
Spyder - out for this show & For Glory & Honor Night 1
Rebel Raynes - out for this show, For Glory & Honor Nights 1 & 2
Matty Ace - out for this show & For Glory & Honor Night 1
The Chupacabra - out for this show & For Glory & Honor Night 1
