Post by The Chupster on Jun 28, 2017 14:50:20 GMT -5
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Princess Mariposa vs. Kennedy Smoke
Back and forth match that was anyone's at any point. We got some outside action when Mariposa dropkicked Smoke off the apron to the outside, but Smoke took over and brought her back in. Both women hit finishers and Smoke got a count that looked and sounded like a 3, but the ref called it as a 2. In the end Mariposa put Smoke away and managed to get the 1, 2, 3!
Winner, Princess Mariposa!
X-Violence Tables Match:
"The Main Event" Adam Riley vs. Justin Case
A short affair that started out looking like Adam Riley was gonna have a good night, but Justin turned it around and just took apart the Main Event, targeting the legs and eventually hitting an exploder suplex that put Adam through the table.
Winner, Justin Case!
Lady Bloodraven & Midnight Blue vs. Katrina Locke & Isis
Well, let's just say that Locke and Isis aren't very good as a team. The sad part is, about 5 minutes in, Bloodraven has an aneurysm or a stroke or something and just stands there looking stupid for the next 10 minutes, until she's knocked off the apron. In the meantime, Midnight Blue just disassembles the opposing team and rubs her skanky ass all over their heads. Bloodraven rejoins the match for a bit, but then goes catatonic again, leaving Midnight Blue to win. Which she does. She hits a Midnight Driver (samoan driver) on Katrina and pins, and Isis just walks over calmly to break it up, not quite making it in time.
Weirdest tag match in a long, long while. LOL
Winners, Lady Bloodraven & Midnight Blue!
X-Violence Extreme Rules Match:
Gran'Pappy Chupa vs. Bloodraven
Gran'Pappy gets some licks in, but Bloodraven has the momentum and just tears into the octogenarian patriarch of the Chupacabra clan. But after Bloodraven hits a Fatal Shot (buzzsaw kick), something in the old man awakens and he not only kicks out, but tears into Bloodraven, culminating in the Stiff Willy (samoan spike) and a 1, 2, 3!
Winner, Gran'Pappy Chupa!
Cage of Doom:
"Bandit" Eric Wilson vs. Craig Helman vs. Alexander Sin vs. Matthias Sin vs. Bysin vs. Dragune
This match was just crazy. Lots of violence everywhere, a few people getting speared off the apron into the cage, and general goofiness. The end comes when Alex Sin was hit with a move and Bysin decided to pin. Dragune, apparently loyal to the team, was the only one that noticed and could've saved, but Bysin gets the pin, right as Bandit charges in and gets bloodied by the boot of Matthias Sin. Wow.
Winner, Bysin!
Lady Godivika vs. Ashley Ace vs. Tiffany Slyvinia
A relatively short match considering it was a 3-way, but fun fun fun, especially when Godivika grabs both women by the genitals consecutively! I expected Godivika to come out on top (like she usually does in these matches), but instead it was Ashley Ace hitting the Ace of Hearts (rko) on Godivika, a bulldog on Tiffany causing her to roll out of the ring, and then pinning Godivika for the 3! Wow!
Winner, Ashley Ace!
X-Violence Rules Tornado Tag:
The Moonlight Army vs. the Coffin Puppets
This one got ugly as fuck REAL quick! The match goes to the outside and Riley tries to use a ladder, but only really gets off one shot. It's just a brawl. Manticore gets CK One back in the ring and Riley and Wulf follow, and Werwulf taps Riley with the Mark of the Beast (trouble in paradise) and the Spinal Tap (superkick) right as CK One is stalking Manticore for the CheCKmate (perfectplex). He pins and gets the 3 right as CK One nails his move!
Winners, the Coffin Puppets!
Monster Invitational Round 3- Devastation Chamber:
Jim Stackhouse vs. Leviathan vs. Minion vs. Monn' Joogra vs. Teabag vs. Wargoth
Current Standings:
1st - Monn' Joogra - 130 pts
2nd - Leviathan - 90 pts
3rd - Teabag - 80 pts
4th - Stackhouse - 50 pts
5th - Wargoth - 45 pts
6th - Minion - 30 pts
Scoring System:
Points for random entry order:
1 & 2: 50 points
3: 40 points
4: 30 points
5: 20 points
6: 0 points
Bloodying an opponent: 15 points
Slamming an opponent THROUGH a chamber window: 50 points
Hitting any move off the top rope: 30 points
Hitting any move off the top of a chamber: 70 points
Double-team moves: 20 points per attacker
Eliminating an opponent: 50 points
Eliminating the final opponent and winning the match: 100 points
Order In:
1. Jim Stackhouse
2. Minion
3. Wargoth
4. Monn' Joogra
5. Teabag
6. Leviathan
Order Out:
1. Monn' Joogra by Jim Stackhouse (pop-up powerbomb)
2. Minion by Leviathan (Beastdriver/claw slam)
3. Wargoth by Teabag (Fah-Q!/jackhammer)
4. Teabag by Jim Stackhouse (package neckbreaker)
5. Jim Stackhouse by Leviathan (Beastdriver)
Winner of the match, Leviathan!
OCW Minion Monster Invitational Point Tally:
1st - Leviathan - 240 pts
2nd - Jim Stackhouse - 235 pts
3rd - Teabag - 170 pts
4th - Monn' Joogra - 160 pts
5th - Wargoth - 85 pts
6th - Minion - 80 pts
Winner of the OCW Minion Monster Invitational and recipient of a United States Championship match anytime over the next month, Leviathan!
X-Violence Rules Tornado Tag Team Championship Defense:
The Hand of Darkness vs. the Establishment (The Rage & Johnny Grey) ©
WHAT a fucking MATCH!!! Both teams had long stretches where they were in control, and at one point Johnny hit the Shades of Grey (rko) on the Soulless, but the Rage was in trouble so he went to try to help, and by the time he got back the Soulless was up. The Establishment just about had this one in the bag, and Johnny had sent Wargoth to the outside and was taking him out, comes back in with him and is ready to hit Shades of Grey again, but the Soulless nailed the Rage with the Shadow Spade (vertebreaker) and pinned. Johnny was right there but just didn't register or something, and the ref counted the 1, 2, 3! We have new Tag Team Champions!!!
Winners and new Tag Team Champions, the Hand of Darkness!
