Post by The Chupster on Jul 2, 2017 21:11:28 GMT -5
simmed by Adorable Chuck Bacon
Watch that muggerfugger!!!
...and here's the complete women's ladder match for those interested:
The Sinner Twins vs. Coffin Puppets
Holy shit. The Sinners were on a roll, especially Alex, who had Manticore busted open and just rocked the CP, but after Matthias was tagged in, Werwulf was able to swing the match back into the CPs' camp. Manticore hit a coast to coast dropkick and shortly afterwards it was 1-2-3 City.
Winners, the Coffin Puppets!
X-Violence 3-Way Dance:
"The Main Event" Adam Riley vs. Dragune vs. Justin Case
WOW what a match! At multiple times during the match, Adam was just beating down both men, with Dragune in particular getting in very little offense. Adam hit the Last Laugh (rock bottom) a couple of times, but just couldn't make it stick. At one point the Main Event clears the ring, with Dragune rolling out and Justin on the apron, dazed, leaning on the ropes, and when Adam comes over, he shoulders him and sunset flips into a pin- 1, 2, 3! Justin steals one like a MOTHERFUCKER!
Winner, Justin Case!
Monster Invitational Aftermath - Falls Count Anywhere:
Minion vs. Wargoth
A lot of back and forth, and it looked like Minion had it when he hit the Helldriver (chokeslam) and the Gravediver (f5), but he only got a two. Wargoth immediately went into ME CRUSH mode and destroyed Minion in short order, hitting the Warbomb (diving powerbomb), and that was all she wrote!
Winner, Wargoth!
Cage of Doom:
The Chupacabra vs. Riley Taylor vs. the Soulless vs. Bysin vs. Spyder vs. Bloodraven
This thing just went crazy from the start and stayed that way. Bloodraven really seemed to have it in for Riley Taylor for most of the match. Almost everyone ended up busted open, and the cTn members fought each other just as much as anyone else. Lots of finishers, but in the end, Bloodraven hit his 2 different Fatal Shots (superkick and buzzsaw kick) on a bloodied Chupa, and no one was in the ring to stop him when he pinned him. Wowsers!
Winner, Bloodraven!
6-Woman Ladder #1 Contender's Match:
Isis vs. Tiffany Slyvinia vs. Katrina Locke vs. Midnight Blue vs. Lady Godivika vs. Princess Mariposa
This match went over an hour. It was not good in any way, shape or form. Katrina finally won. On video, this match is gonna get edited to hell and back.
But I'll also upload it in its entirety, in case you want to hear me lose my mind, yell a lot and finally give up.
Fucking ladder matches. Sometimes. Just... fuck.
Winner and #1 contender, Katrina Locke!
2 out of 3 falls:
"The Rage" Sean Callous vs. CK One
Wow. The first fall was a great match, with great offense by both men, but in the end CK One took over, busted the Rage open with a CKO (rko), and pinned him with the CheCKmate (perfectplex). Great match, but dodging the Rage's attempt at a Total Taste Removal (sweet chin music) just cemented this closely-contested match.
Winner of fall 1, CK One!
Fall 2 was more of a CK One match. He targeted the head relentlessly, with multiple curb stomps, and while the Rage was able to get off a a decent run of moves, he couldn't keep the momentum and ended up bloodied once again at the hands of a CKO and pinned with a CheCKmate! FOCK!
Winner of fall 2 and the match, CK One!
Monster Invitational Aftermath - X-Violence Championship Defense:
Leviathan vs. Jim Stackhouse vs. Monn' Joogra vs. Teabag ©
This match was all over the place; everyone hit finishers, everyone was crushing everyone else at one point or another, and surprisingly enough, even though a chair was grabbed, no one ended up using it. (Though a lot of moves were hit on top of it!) At one point Teabag hit the Fah-Q! (jackhammer) and it looked like that was it, but Stackhouse made it into the ring and got the save. At the end it was Leviathan hitting the Beastdriver (claw slam) on Stackhouse, and it looked like that was the end, but Stackhouse kicked at 2! Monn' Joogra rolls into the ring and immediately nails Leviathan with the Voodoo Drop (last ride), and 1, 2, 3, we have a new X-Violence Champion!
Winner and new OCW X-Violence Champion, Monn' Joogra!
United States Championship Defense:
"Bandit" Eric Wilson vs. Craig Helman ©
This entire match was pretty much Bandit. Helman just could not get any real momentum going, and when he tried, Bandit reversed it on him pretty much every time. Bandit managed to hit the Over and Out (spinning complete shot) and the Bloodline (pedigree) for a CLOSE 2, but Helman finally got in some offense, hitting a power move like a spinning snow plow, then followed it up with the Brimstone Drop (consequence) and it was time to count some ceiling lights.
Winner and still OCW United States Champion, Craig Helman!
Women's Championship Defense:
Lady Bloodraven vs. Ashley Ace vs. Kennedy Smoke ©
What a match, with several false finishes and just... just wow. In the end, Bloodraven had been outside the ring, and Kennedy was stalking Ashley, ready to hit the piledriver. Bloodraven comes in and goes right after Ashley, and Kennedy piledrives her instead! Ashley gets up and hits a frankensteiner pin, but Kennedy kicks out, but then she rolls to the outside, leaving Bloodraven all fucked up and ripe for the picking! Ashley covers, and 1, 2, 3, she gets the big W!
Winner and new OCW Women's Champion, Ashley Ace!
World Championship Defense:
Matty Ace vs. "The Machine" Johnny Grey ©
Holy crap! Matty Ace starts off strong and hits the Ace Flip (standing shirinui), taking it to Johnny, but Johnny eventually comes back and well, manages to make a comeback, then locks in the Greyface (crossface), but Matty won't tap! Then he hits the Shades of Grey (rko) and goes for a dirty pin, but can only get a 2, but Matty throws him out of the ring and hits a tornado ddt, diving through the corner turnbuckle supports, just crushing Johnny. He pulls him back in and immediately pins, and 1, 2, 3, Matty Ace is the second member of the Ace family to bring home some gold tonight!!!
Winner and new OCW World Champion, Matty Ace!
