Post by The Chupster on Jul 16, 2017 0:11:26 GMT -5
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X-Violence Falls Count Anywhere:
Gran'Pappy Chupa vs. Johnny Super
A surprisingly short match that saw Johnny Super attacking ol' Pappy with a lot of punches and headbutts. The fight went outside early and stayed there, straying into the crowd briefly, but in the end Johnny hit the Fist of the North Star (looping palm strike) leading into the Psycho Crusher (end of days) and got the 1, 2, 3.
Winner, Johnny Super!
X-Violence Extreme Rules Tornado Tag:
Monsters, Inc. vs. The Lubey Bros.
Wow, this was one hell of a match with both teams having multiple shots at winning, but most of the time someone would hit a signature move and then switch partners and just not bother trying to finish anyone off. So, SO back and forth, very exciting stuff, and in the end it was the Chupster hitting the Flight of the Beerbellied Buttfucker (falcon arrow) into the Decrapitator (spinning jawbreaker) on Dragune and covering him while Rebel was working over Leviathan in the corner. Pin and a win!
Winners, Monsters, Inc.!
X-Violence 3-Way Tables Match:
Minion vs. Teabag vs. Wargoth
Not the greatest match, but good for what it was, with some offense interspersed with attempts and putting someone through the table in the corner. Wargoth was really the star of the match, with the most time controling the ring, but in the end it was Teabag, sliding in and hitting Wargoth to interrupt a Minion belly-to-belly suplex. Minion climbed the corner turnbuckle to pose for the crowd, and Teabag took the opportunity to nail Wargoth with an olympic slam through the table that he had set up. LOL
Winner, Teabag!
X-Violence Falls Count Anywhere:
Riley Taylor vs. Bloodraven
The match immediate goes outside, with Riley grabbing a hammer and Raven getting a chair. Back inside and Riley ends up clocking Bloodraven with both! The two fight back and forth and Bloodraven is hitting a lot of kicks, and the Riley spears him to the outside. The match pretty much goes a lot more in Bloodraven's favor, and he busts Riley open after a twisting ddt, but Riley gets him up and nails him with the Riledriver (samoan driver) and the Taylornado (snap swinging neckbreaker), and it's 1-2-3 City!
Winner, Riley Taylor!
X-Violence Extreme Rules Tornado Tag:
Sadistic Tendencies (Lady Bloodraven & Midnight Blue) vs. Lady Godivika & Princess Mariposa
This one was a mess! Both Blue and Bloodraven went after Godivika at the start, giving Mariposa a shot at Bloodraven's back, so Blue battled Godivika out of the ring while Mariposa spent most of the match dominating Lady Bloodraven on the inside. Blue and Godivika fought back and forth, and it was some good stuff, but Blue slides Godivika in, drops butt-first on Godivika's chest just as Bloodraven is making a comeback on Mariposa, and gets the 3. The fuck???
Winners, Sadistic Tendencies!
"The Rage" Sean Callous vs. the Soulless
This one was good but short, with both men getting in a good amount of offense. The ending came pretty much out of nowhere, with the Rage getting in a short series of moves and then hitting the Establisher (book end) and pinning for the 3!
Winner, the Rage!
Middle of the Rankings X-Violence Extreme Rules Massacre:
Suck This! vs. the Coffin Puppets
This was a short, short, short squash match. I mean the Coffin Puppets just fucked Suck This up from one side to the other. Werwulf goes after Johnny, Core goes after Adam, and Suck This MIGHT have gotten in 4 moves total. Werwulf busts Johnny open quick with a Spinal Tap (superkick), and at the end it's Werwulf coming off the top with a moonsault on Adam while Manticore is at the other corner, setting up Johnny for a superplex. Werwulf lands and pins, 2. Manticore hits the superplex into a falcon arrow, 2. Then Core hits the Shut That Shit Down pop-up powerbomb while Adam is tied up with Wulf, 1, 2, 3. Blam!
Winners, the Coffin Puppets!
Nontitle Match:
CK One vs. Craig Helman
We've had some great matches tonight, but I think this one right here was the best. A good amount of back and forth, solid offense on both sides, with neither man seeming to be able to wear the other down enough to defeat them, despite each man hitting his finisher. Helman busts CK One open with a flurry of fists, and in the end they both just kept trying to get in some solid offense but just couldn't, so CK One just threw on a front facelock, pulling Helman down to the mat, locked on a body scissor and Helman just couldn't escape. The United States Champion taps!
Winner, CK One!
Ashley Ace & Tiffany Slyvinia vs. Katrina Locke & Kennedy Smoke
Beautiful match, and once Tiffany was tagged in with Kennedy in the ring, it was on. Kennedy tossed her out of the ring, went outside and just destroyed her. Ashley dominated, almost getting the win a couple of times, but Tiffany just wouldn't come in to run interference. In the end, Kennedy hit a second twist of fate on Tiffany and Ashley just didn't make it into the ring in time to save.
Winners, Katrina Locke & Kennedy Smoke!
X-Violence Extreme Rules Nontitle Match:
Justin Case vs. Matty Ace
This one was excellent all around, and when it went outside, it stayed out there for a good long bit. Matty cracked Justin with a kendo stick a couple of times and there was just a lot of great outside fighting, and then it came back inside. It felt like it was gonna go the champ's way, but then Justin hit the Snapshot (shooting star press) and Ace stayed down for the 3!
Winner, Justin Case!
A Shot at Destiny Tag Team #1 Contender Mini-Tournament Finals:
The Sinner Twins vs. the Elite (Bandit & Kain)
Alex started off with Bandit and just got his ass royally kicked. I mean, he got drilled relentlessly. Matthias gets tagged in and tries to make a go of it, but it just isn't happening. The match heads to the outside and Matthias and Kain are going at it, and then it's Matthias just attacking and attacking and attacking, and then Alex joins in, and then the referee counts 8 and Matthias locks on a submission hold, so yeah. Double count out. Cheap-ass way to avoid losing by the Sinners!
Draw due to double count-out
X-Violence Extreme Rules Title Defense:
Jim Stackhouse vs. Monn' Joogra
This one got pretty violent, with Stackhouse at one point cracking Monn with multiple chairshots out on the ramp. Stackhouse hit his pop-up powerbomb twice, but just couldn't keep Monn down. The champ hits a second Zombified (tombstone) piledriver and Jim's body drops across a ladder, and Monn just pinned him on top of it. 1, 2, 3, and the champ retains!
Winner and still OCW X-Violence Champion, Monn' Joogra!
