Post by The Chupster on Jul 25, 2017 15:22:16 GMT -5
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X-Violence Falls Count Anywhere:
The Chupacabra vs. Dragune
This match was pretty damn good and went back and forth in the ring, then headed to the outside, where Dragune hit the Dragon's Wrath combo, but the Chupster was too wily for him and hit the Flight of the Beerbellied Buttfucker (falcon arrow), with a backstabber and a Decrapitator (swinging jawbreaker) shortly thereafter, and it was all 1, 2, 3!
Winner, the Chupacabra!
Leviathan comes down to ringside and assures Craig Helman that although he is hammering on Teabag tonight, he'll be 100% and ready to kick the shit out of Helman at Frontline Assault and take the United States Championship!
X-Violence Tables 3-Way Dance:
Lady Godivika vs. Tiffany Slyvinia vs. Isis
Godivika just ruled this match from beginning to end. Tiffany got in a little offense (mostly some chair shots), and Isis even less, but Godivika just crushed them and ended up powerbombing Isis through the table set up in the corner. FATALITY!!!
Winner, Lady Godivika!
Leviathan vs. James "Teabag" Douglas
I absolutely have not seen Teabag dominated like this anytime this year. Teabag gets in a little bit of offense in the ring and shoots Leviathan over the top rope, then clubs him across the chest and follows him outside. Leviathan thoroughly destroys Teabag on the outside. Back in the ring and Teabag gets some momentum and spears Leviathan to the outside and follows, and again, Leviathan just destroys Teabag. Back in the ring, Leviathan hits the chokeslam setup for the Beastdriver (claw slam) finisher, and Teabag is counting lights! Leviathan said he would crush Teabag and he followed through, folks. Holy shit!
Winner, Leviathan!
X-Violence Extreme Rules:
Jim Stackhouse vs. Rebel Raynes
Very back-and-forth affair that looked like it could have went either way, but Rebel just didn't seem to be able to get enough offense in. He nailed Jim with a hammer, he even hit his moonstomp, but in the end it was a Stackhouse pop-up powerbomb that put Rebel down for the count!
Winner, Jim Stackhouse!
Matty Ace & Minion vs. the cTn (Justin Case & Bloodraven)
This ended up being a pretty short affair, with good offense from both sides. Matty got an early advantage after hitting the Ace in the Hole (code blue) and Ace of Spades (truth or consequences) on Bloodraven, but Justin broke up the pin attempt. Then Bloodraven took apart Minion, hitting the Fatal Shot (buzzsaw kick), and Justin was able to run interference while Bloodraven got the pinfall.
Winners, Justin Case & Bloodraven!
6-Woman Elimination Tag:
Team Ace (Ashley Ace, Kennedy Smoke, Princess Mariposa) vs. Team Locke (Katrina Locke, Lady Bloodraven, Midnight Blue)
WOW. This match was CRAZY. Strong offense from all women involved, and once Kennedy eliminated Lady Bloodraven with a spinning slam it looked like that was the beginning of the end, but one by one, Katrina Locke eliminated each and every member of the opposing team to take the win!!!
Order Out:
1. Lady Bloodraven by Kennedy Smoke (spinning slam)
2. Kennedy Smoke by Katrina Locke (Katrina Lock/kimura lock)
3. Princess Mariposa by Katrina Locke (Katrina Lock/kimura lock)
4. Ashley Ace by Katrina Locke (Katrina Lock/kimura lock)
Winners, Team Locke!
Backstage Attack:
Rebel Raynes attacks the Chupacabra!
This one went really quick in the Chupster's favor, with a Flight of the Beerbellied Buttfucker and a Decrapitator, but Rebel wouldn't be denied! The two fought back and forth in one of the longest backstage attacks I've ever seen, and in the end Rebel managed to put him down with a standing shirinui!
Winner, Rebel Raynes!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim's Injury Roll: 72 -10 backstage modifier = 62
51-65 The Victim is injured and misses any matches or appearances remaining on this show only, and is fine in time for the next show.
Attacker's Injury Roll: 54 -10 backstage modifier = 44
36-45 The Attacker is uninjured! Additionally they get to attack the Victim again backstage later tonight with no further Punishment! (Both Victim and Attacker will still have to roll for Injuries again)
Punishment Roll: 58
41-60 Management is not amused! The Attacker is suspended from the remainder of this show. Be thankful, young man! Or woman. Whatever. (This kills the aforementioned second attack.)
X-Violence Extreme Rules Rematch:
Suck This! vs. the Coffin Puppets
Short but WOW. Both teams getting in some momentum, but it still looked like the Coffin Puppets were gonna pull it out, because they were hitting a lot of solid offense. Grey hit Core with the Shades of Grey (rko), and Werwulf hit Adam with the Mark of the Beast (trouble in paradise). Adam whipped Wulf to the opposite corner and followed, running directly facefirst into the top turnbuckle, and then Werwulf hit the Spinal Tap (superkick), putting him down, but didn't try to pin him- he seemed to be keeping an eye out while Manticore grabbed a ladder. Manticore comes in, ladder gets knocked out of his hands, and the Adam hits a spinebuster on Core ON THE LADDER and pins- 1, 2, 3!!! Holy SHIT, but we need a tiebreaker!!!
Winners, Suck This!
6-Man Elimination:
Superhero Madness (SuperBobo, Johnny Super & the Tarantula) vs. the cTn (Monn' Joogra, Bysin & Spyder)
Holy sheepshit, what a match! Early on, the cTn was on point, with fluent tagging and hitting of their double team heat bomb finishers. It didn't help that Bobo took the turnbuckle pad off of the Superhero Madness corner's turnbuckle, so they couldn't hit any double team finishers of their own, and this would cause problems later, with Tarantula in particular slamming opponents repeatedly into the exposed turnbuckle instead of just going for a finisher.
Strangely enough, the odd assortment of superheroes managed to hand the cTn their first 6-man defeat of the year, losing Johnny Super, but then taking out Spyder, then Bysin, and finally the X-V Champion. The end WOULD HAVE BEEN Bobo hitting the Banana Bomb (sky high) on Monn, but when he went for the pin, Tarantula hit a reverse hurricanrana on the ref for no reason. Monn would hit Tarantula's own Webspinner (bangarang) on him, but eventually Tarantula would hit his own on Monn' Joogra, taking him down for the 3!
Order Out:
1. Johnny Super by Spyder (Bysin/Spyder Heat Bomb)
2. Spyder by Tarantula (Webspinner/bangarang)
3. Bysin by SuperBobo (double-handed bulldog)
4. Monn' Joogra by Tarantula (Webspinner/bangarang)
Winners, Superhero Madness!
Nontitle Match:
The Moonlight Army vs. the Hand of Darkness
Good offense from both sides, though early on the Soulless seemed to have everything in hand, and then he tagged in Wargoth. Riley took Wargoth to the outside and pretty much regretted it. Back inside, CK One got tagged in, and it looked like he had the Soulless dead to rights, hitting the CKO (rko), but then he got greedy with a curb stomp and the Soulless managed to tag in Wargoth. CK One still managed to get the CheCKmate (perfectplex), but couldn't get a 3. Soon after he made a comeback and locked on the same front facelock he used to tap out Matty Ace last week, and Wargoth taps!
Winners, the Moonlight Army!
Nontitle Match:
"The Rage" Sean Callous vs. Craig Helman
This was a pretty short match! The Rage got in some offense here and there, but Helman hit the right reversals and just pretty much took the Rage apart quick. A Brimstone Drop (consequence) put the Rage down for the 1, 2, 3.
Winner, Craig Helman!
A Shot at Destiny #1 Contender X-Violence Extreme Rules Rematch:
The Sinner Twins vs. the Elite (Bandit & Kain)
Match of the night right here! Holy fuck, what a match!
This was pretty standard until halfway through. Kain and Alex paired up, with Kain doing a lot of the damage and Alex going after him with a kendo stick. Bandit and Matthias were pretty even. Finishers started getting thrown around and it just turned into a complete shitshow, with finishers and saves and just nutty crazy insanity and it was BEAUTIFUL. In the end, the Elite was demolishing the twins- the main problem was, anytime someone hit a finisher, they would immediately go to help or guard their partner instead of going for a pin. Not that pins were rare, mind you. But the Elite kept smashing away at the Sinners, and the Sinners just kept kicking out anyway. Finally, Matthias got Bandit down at the same time that Alex hit a ddt putting Kain on the mat. Matthias went up for the Sin-Ton Bomb (swanton bomb), and I thought he was gonna go for Bandit, but he nailed Kain instead, and Alex pins- 1, 2, 3! The fucking Sinner Twins are the #1 contenders! And after that match, they absolutely deserved it!!!
Winners and new #1 contenders for the Tag Team Championship, the Sinner Twins!
