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Opening Match - World Championship #1 Contender Battle Royal!
"Bandit" Eric Wilson vs. CK One vs. Riley Taylor vs. Justin Case vs. Manticore vs. "The Rage" Sean Callous
WOW, what a match! Everyone paired off as usual, and it was CK One fighting Manticore, Bandit vs. the Rage and Riley Taylor against Justin Case. Lots of offense and everyone looking pretty good, and once the eliminations started, it was like dominoes! In the end, Bandit had hit the Over and Out (spinning complete shot) on Justin Case and just kept trying to get him out of the ring, but Justin came back and hit a dropkick, knocking the Bandit to the ground. Justin Case is the #1 contender!!!
Order Out:
1. "The Rage" Sean Callous by "Bandit" Eric Wilson (punch)
2. Manticore by CK One (body slam to the outside)
3. Riley Taylor by Justin Case (forearm)
4. CK One by Justin Case (clothesline)
5. "Bandit" Eric Wilson by Justin Case (dropkick)
Winner and new #1 contender, Justin Case!
Sadistic Tendencies vs. the cTn (Tiffany Slyvinia & Mazikeen)
This match was going well for Sadistic Tendencies for about 3 minutes- until Mazikeen was tagged in. The muscle-bound behemoth came in and just dominated unholy levels of fuck out of the Legion girls, and two heat bombs later, that was all she wrote. Lady Bloodraven didn't even try to get in the ring to save the match, because you can't help a dead person. Impressive debut by RuPaul's roid-raged stunt double.
Winners, the cTn!
OCW vs. cTn Devastation Chamber-
Winner goes into X-V Championship match:
The Chupacabra vs. Minion vs. Jim Stackhouse vs. Bloodraven vs. Bysin vs. Spyder
I don't even know what to say. It started off with Bysin and Minion, and it looked like yep, we're gonna get OCW vs. cTn all right! Then Chupa came in and he and Bysin worked Minion over until Stackhouse got in, and that killed that. Not only that, but Chupa seemed to specifically target the OCW members of the match. Fucking weird! Damn stupid Chupa.
In the end it was Chupa vs. Bysin and Spyder, and then it was Bysin vs. Spyder. Bysin was kicking Spyder's ass, but Spyder made a comeback, hit the crucifix bomb and that was all she wrote. Spyder joins the X-Violence Championship match, making it a 2-on-2 cTn vs. the Elite affair!!!
Order In:
1 & 2. Minion & Bysin
3. The Chupacabra
4. Jim Stackhouse
5. Spyder
6. Cerberus
Order Out:
1. Jim Stackhouse by the Chupacabra (Flight of the Beerbellied Buttfucker/falcon arrow)
2. Cerberus by Bysin (sky high)
3. Minion by the Chupacabra (Decrapitator/swinging jawbreaker)
4. The Chupacabra by Bysin (ddt)
5. Bysin by Spyder (crucifix bomb)
Winner, Spyder!
Ladies in Table Hell 4-Woman Dance:
Kennedy Smoke vs. Princess Mariposa vs. Isis vs. Lady Godivika
This one actually ended up going long for a tables match, with good offense by everyone and liberal use of weaponry. I thought it was over when Godivika got Mariposa up for a powerbomb through a table, but Mariposa fought her off. Kennedy and Isis were killing each other on the outside, so Mariposa got Godivika up against a second table set up in the corner and hit a complete shot, driving Godivika's head through it for the win! Who the hell saw THAT one coming???
Winner, Princess Mariposa!
3 Stages of Fuck You - Extreme Rules/Elimination Tornado Tag/Cage of Doom
2 of 3 falls wins, but all 3 matches will be contested!
Suck This! vs. the Coffin Puppets
Stage 1 - Extreme Rules:
Not much weapon play in this one, but a vicious match that saw several finishers! Toward the end it looked like Adam Riley might take it with the Last Laugh (rock bottom) on Werwulf, but Core and Grey got back in the ring and BOOM, a second Shut That Shit Down (pop-up powerbomb) to Johnny Grey secures the first fall for the Coffin Puppets!
Winners, the Coffin Puppets!
Stage 2 - Elimination Tornado Tag:
Early on this one looks to favor the CPs, but Suck This amps up their game and before you know it, finishers are flying all over the place, Adam and Core are bleeding, and Adam whips out the Ratings Spike (people's elbow) for the first time this year on Werwulf, pinning him for the 1, 2, 3, with the 3 coming RIGHT as Grey bulldogs Manticore on top of both men!!!
Manticore keeps fighting even though he should just give it up until the next match, but Grey slaps on the Greyface (crossface) and Manticore taps in short order! And just like that, we're tied 2-2!!!
Order Out:
1. Werwulf by Adam Riley (Ratings Spike/people's elbow)
2. Manticore by Johnny Grey by (Greyface/crossface)
Winners, Suck This!
Stage 3 - Cage of Doom:
THIS. WAS. INSANITY!!! Suck This are in control early on, and it just looks like the Coffin Puppets are this side of worn out. Then they get in gear and everything just goes insane. There are finishers everywhere, at one point the Coffin Puppets hit dualing finishers and just stand there instead of going for a pin. A little later, the Suck This guys lock both CPs in submissions simultaneously and it's fucking GLORIOUS. In the end, everything has broken down into a shitstorm, and Johnny hits the Shades of Grey (rko) on Werwulf and pins while Manticore, who had taken down Adam Riley, poses in the corner, eyes closed, oblivious to the fact that HIS EGO JUST COST HIS TEAM THE MATCH IN THE SERIES!!! WHAT the actual FUCK?
?Winners, Suck This!
Overall Winners, Suck This!
Women's Championship Defense:
Katrina Locke vs. Ashley Ace ©
This one was unexpected as hell, with Locke getting in the lion's share of the offense. Ashley hit a couple of Ace Flips (standing shirinuis) and Aces of Hearts (rkos), but Katrina just kept working those arms and in the end, a second Katrina Lock (kimura lock), incidentally DIRECTLY UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, manages to submit the champion!!!
Winner and new OCW Women's Champion, Katrina Locke!!!
Tag Team Championship Defense:
The Sinner Twins vs. the Hand of Darkness ©
Not exactly a great match, but both teams were teasing those countouts! Early on the Soulless pulled Matthias off the apron and beat his ass, and later tried to take him out close to the ramp. The Sinners, on the other hand, got Wargoth into their neck of the woods and got him outside and blasted him some too. They get back in the ring and out of nowhere, Alex hits a SinnerTwist (twist of fate), pins, and gets the 3 while Matthias nails the Soulless with a spinning tornado ddt onto his partner! We have new tag champs! What in the fuck is going on tonight??? LOL
Winners and new OCW Tag Team Champions, the Sinner Twins!!!
X-Violence Falls Count Anywhere Championship Defense:
Spyder vs. Kain vs. Teabag vs. Monn' Joogra ©
This one immediately went sideways, with the Elite feuding and the cTn blowing up. And they were going after each other HARD. The whole match was just too crazy to write about, but it was amazingly good and had a TON of near-finishes. In the end, Kain tombstones Spyder, but then tussles with Monn' Joogra while Teabag slides over and pins. Kain tries to save, but Monn grabs him, and 1, 2, 3, Teabag gets his belt back!!!
Winner and new OCW X-Violence Champion, Teabag!!!
"The Game is in the Name" Tag Team Exhibition:
The Doobie Bros. vs. the Lubey Bros.
Just a weird, weird match. Rebel wasn't really in the match much, and the Doobies were definitely in control for the most part, and then Dragune hits the Dragon's Wrath combination and the Shallow Grave (ddt 7) on a not-very-injured Punk Rock Tony, and Disco just sits there and watches as the ref counts 3. I mean, neither of the Doobies were very injured, I dunno. Very strange.
Winners, the Lubey Bros.!
United States Championship Defense:
Leviathan vs. Craig Helman ©
I don't even know what to say about this one. Craig Helman was in control for the majority of this fairly short match, but then Leviathan finally realized he was in a match and boom, hits the Beast Driver (claw slam), makes a comeback, hits the Endbringer (player's boot), and takes Helman down! Just a weird, weird match.
Winner and new OCW United States Champion, Leviathan!
Devastation Chamber Gang Warfare PPV Lethal Lottery-
The winner can choose any two wrestlers as his allies for the Gang Warfare PPV 6-Man Elimination Tournament:
CK One vs. Riley Taylor vs. Jim Stackhouse vs. Craig Helman vs. Matty Ace vs. Rebel Raynes
Fucked up little endeavor with everyone goin' at it hard, but in the end, only one man could survive, and that man was... Rebel Raynes??? The FUCK? lol
Order In:
1 & 2. Craig Helman & Riley Taylor
3. Rebel Raynes
4. Matty Ace
5. CK One
6. Jim Stackhouse
Order Out:
1. CK One by Craig Helman (Hellfire Spin/mizard of oz)
2. Riley Taylor by Jim Stackhouse (pop-up powerbomb)
3. Matty Ace by Rebel Raynes (ddt on the steel)
4. Craig Helman by Jim Stackhouse (pop-up powerbomb)
5. Jim Stackhouse by Rebel Raynes (top rope frankensteiner)
Winner, Rebel Raynes!
Legends of OCW Legion Gauntlet:
The Elite vs. the Establishment vs. the cTn vs. the Green Machine
Randomly-drawn Team Order:
The Elite:
Kain, Teabag, Bandit
The Establishment:
J Grey, Rage, A Riley
The cTn:
Werwulf, Cerberus, Manticore
The Green Machine:
Chupa, Leviathan, Bodega
Match 1:
Kain vs. Johnny Grey vs. Werwulf vs. the Chupacabra
This one was short! Everyone just kind of went after everyone, but eventually it was Chupa and Kain battling each other on the outside, and Johnny Grey beating on Werwulf in the ring. Then boom, Werwulf hits the Spinal Tap (superkick), and no one paid any attention as Werwulf covered for the 1, 2, 3!
Winner, Werwulf!
Werwulf moves on to the next match, Kain & Chupa return to their team rotations, Johnny Grey is eliminated!
Match 2:
Teabag vs. the Rage vs. Werwulf vs. Leviathan
Werwulf went immediately for the Rage, getting him on the outside, and Teabag starts stomping the hell out of Leviathan quick! Definitely some concerns with the possibility of that newly-won X-Violence belt possibly targeted by the new United States Champion! Everyone fought over near the announce table, then switched up, with Werwulf and Leviathan fighting on the outside and the Rage and Teabag going at it, mostly at ringside. And once again, BAM! Spinal Tap on Leviathan, and 1, 2, 3- Werwulf takes out the #1 ranked wrestler in the company with a second fast-as-shit win for the cTn!!!
Winner, Werwulf!
Werwulf moves on to the next match, the Rage & Teabag return to their team rotations, Leviathan is eliminated!
Match 3:
"Bandit" Eric Wilson vs. "The Main Event" Adam Riley vs. Werwulf vs. Chief Bodega
Another relatively short match, with Adam Riley going after Werwulf with a vengeance and Chief Bodega just determined to take out the Bandit from the start! Adam and Werwulf would go to the outside and just kick the hell out of each other, but Bodega just destroyed Bandit! Bandit went up to the top rope, but got a Bodega superkick to the face, and he stayed the fuck DOWN while Werwulf busted Adam open with a ddt!
Winner, Chief Bodega!
Chief Bodega moves on to the next match, Adam Riley & Werwulf return to their team rotations, Bandit is eliminated!
Match 4:
Kain vs. the Rage vs. Cerberus vs. Chief Bodega
This one got all kinds of insane, as folks finally realized they have to try to break up some pins or just fucking lose! Chief Bodega worked over Kain in the worst way while the Rage and Cerberus battled at the end of the ramp. Then, shit just went crazy, and in the end it was the Rage hitting the Establisher (book end) and pinning, and no one could get in to make the save!
Winner, the Rage!
The Rage moves on to the next match, Cerberus & Chief Bodega return to their team rotations, Kain is eliminated!
Match 5:
Teabag vs. the Rage vs. Manticore vs. the Chupacabra
Another nutty match that was just crazy from beginning to end, but a lot quicker than the last; in the end it was the Rage hitting the Total Taste Removal (sweet chin music) on Teabag and pinning. The Chupacabra put down Manticore with a slingblade and made a pin attempt, but the Rage had already taken the 3!
Winner, the Rage!
The Rage moves on to the next match, Manticore & the Chupacabra return to their team rotations, and the Elite team has been eliminated!
Match 6:
The Rage vs. Werwulf vs. Chief Bodega
Another quick one with the remaining three teams going at it, and all 3 men in the ring are responsible for all of the eliminations thus far, with the Rage at 2, Werwulf at 2, and Chief Bodega with 1! Werwulf hits a Mark of the Beast (trouble in paradise) on the Rage but Chief Bodega is there to save. Bodega hits his signature facebuster on Werwulf, puts a boot in the Rage's face, causing him to roll out of the ring, and then hits his michinoku driver finisher on Wulfie for the 1, 2, 3!
Winner, Chief Bodega!
Chief Bodega moves on to the next match, the Rage returns to his team's rotation, and Werwulf is eliminated!
Match 7:
Adam Riley vs. Cerberus vs. Chief Bodega
I'm not exaggerating when I say that Chief Bodega was in command of that ring throughout the vast majority of this match, and it was easily one of the best falls so far in the Gauntlet! All three men went at it hard, and Bodega almost got Adam with his michinoku driver, but in the end Cerberus was on the outside and Adam slapped an stf on Bodega in the center of the ring. Cerberus tried to make the save but was just a split second too late, and Bodega taps!
Winner, Adam Riley
Adam Riley moves on to the next match, Cerberus returns to his team's rotation, & Chief Bodega is eliminated!
Match 8:
Adam Riley vs. Manticore vs. the Chupacabra
This had to be the shortest fall, because it was over SUPERfast! Chupa keeps getting thrown out of the ring, and Manticore is dominating Adam Riley. He hits the Shut That Shit Down pop-up powerbomb, but Riley kicks out. Chupa slides in, Core grabs him and tries for the Malicious Intent (attitude adjustment), but Chupa reverses it into an impaler ddt, and Core rolls out! Chupa nails Adam with the Decrapitator, and it's ceiling lights and nighty nights as the ref counts to 3!
Winner, the Chupacabra!
The Chupacabra moves on to the next match, Cerberus returns to his team's rotation, & Adam Riley is eliminated!
Match 9:
The Rage vs. Cerberus vs. the Chupacabra
Relatively short but a good one! The Chupster was kind of the bitch of the bunch, and the Rage managed to hit an Establisher on Cerberus, but only got a (close as FUCK) 2! The Rage gets hurt and rolls to the outside, and Cerberus sets up for a Fatal Shot (buzzsaw kick), but Chupa ducks it and hits a gutbuster and pins! The Rage runs in and tries to save, but only succeeds in dropping a double axe handle on the Chupster's stanky voluminous ass as the Chupster gets the 3!!!
Winner, the Chupacabra!
The Chupacabra moves on to the next match, the Rage is the final member of his team, & Cerberus is eliminated!
Match 10:
The Rage vs. Manticore vs. the Chupacabra
The Chupster was the bitch of the bunch once again, but still managed to get in some serious licks! Sigs and finishers all around, and at one point, the Chupster was in the middle of the Flight of the Beerbellied Buttfucker when the Rage charged in, causing Chupa to drop Manticore on his head!!! In the end, it could've been anyone's match, but Manticore, having failed to keep the Chupster down with a Hell's Caress (back suplex side slam), nails the Rage with a Shut That Shit Down and gets the 3! The Establishment falls, and the finale will be the Chupacabra and Manticore- ONE MORE TIME!!!
Winner, Manticore
Manticore moves on to the next match, the Chupacabra is the final member of his team, & the Rage is eliminated!
Match 11 - the Gauntlet Finale:
Manticore vs. the Chupacabra
This one was short and bad. Chupa just couldn't get anything going at all- I mean, he got like, 2 moves the whole match- and the one time he got free from Manticore, he taunted him, right to his face, and got kicked in the gut for it. Manticore hits the Shut That Shit Down, no dice. He tries the Malicious Intent, nope. A few minutes later he hits a second Shut That Shit Down, and Manticore takes the Legion Gauntlet for the cTn as the sole survivor!!!
Winner, Manticore!
OCW World Championship Defense:
Justin Case vs. Matty Ace ©
Matty kicks things off in dominant fashion and more or less steamrollers Case for the opening half of the match. Case tries twice to hit hurricanranas, but the champ reverses them into powerbombs. Ace in the Hole (code blue), check. Ace of Spades (truth or consequences), check. 1, 2... NO???
Justin mounts a comeback and a half and wraps things up by hauling the champ to the corner, laying some smack down and positioning him across the second rope, going outside and hitting a running dropkick to the side of the face! He slides in, pins... 1, 2, 3?
? JUSTIN CASE JUST STOLE THE OCW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, BAYBAY!!!Winner and new OCW World Champion, Justin Case!!!!!
