Post by MattyAC on Aug 9, 2017 18:49:28 GMT -5
On what is quite possibly one of the hottest August days in recent memory, we find ourselves inside the OCW Grill & Bar where a very bothered and sweaty Hugh Jass is at the bar, ordering some ice cream. Behind him is one of the bar’s dining tables, along with his interviewing equipment he hires a cheap ass from the street to carry around for him while he stalks his victims. As he gets his serving of some delicious Thundercock Jizz-tastic! Ice Cream, he spins round and see’s…
Jass: What in the… Hey, has anyone seen where the fuck my camera stuff has gone?! Anyone?!!
Just as the commotion starts to go off at the Bar & Grill, we suddenly find ourselves in the promo/interview area, where a certain camera and mic is being set up by one Ashley Ace. The camera is set on a tripod, while the mic is in the hands of Matty Ace, standing in front of the camera. Ashley signals to Matty that everything is good to go and rushes into frame as a live stream on OCW’s Youtube page starts.
Matty: Good day fellow fans of OCW, Ace family here, giving you all an update on everything Ace. Now, I know we’ve been… silent of late, but for good reason which we will get to in a minute. Right now, I’d like a say a few things that have gone down over the past few weeks that I really, REALLY need to get off my chest, otherwise I’m just gonna vomit all over this nice carpet.
Ok, let’s just hit a home run from the start, yes, I did lose my second world title to Justin Case… It still stings hearing that out loud, a man who started off as an interviewer this year, taken in by the Boogeymen of the Day and has non-stop hounded me all year, he pulled off what is possibly the greatest victory of his career over me and has taken from me everything that I worked hard for to reclaim. I will admit though, seeing Case lose the title so quickly was very satisfying, even if I wish it was me that took it back from him, Bandit is a great guy and I’m glad to see the title around his waist, even if the Creatures seemed salty about it. And now see this little segment transitions into addressing these downright insulting rumours flying around that we are in support of the Creatures. Have people completely forgotten what they’ve already done this year? They’ve terrorised the backstage area, no one can go around without two eyes open in the back of their heads in case they get attacked behind and probably lubed up or something, I don’t know, that Rebel guy man… showers for days just being ten feet away from him.
Anyway, getting slightly off track, there is absolutely no chance of me or my sister approving of anything that the Creatures have done, will do and are thinking of doing. They have continued to make my life hell last week at Overdrive when I was the last man standing in my team. Although I must admit, seeing Werwulf being eliminated first was unexpected, I do wonder if that was deliberate. Very strange… oh, and Manticore is a dick for taking out the ref and continuing the beating that I was getting, he can go suck a fat one of that, and I’m sure he’d love to.
Ashley: My turn! *steals the mic from Matty’s hand* Right so, as everyone knows I lost my women’s title to Katrina and if there’s anything that I can take from that night is that she is one tough S.O.B… well, it’d be more like D.O.B but you get my point. Not many of my fellow women in the locker room can take one Ace of Hearts and kick out of it, let alone making it two and still getting her shoulder up, so hats… or in my case, berets are off to you, Ms. Locke. But don’t start getting used to wearing that belt, it’s only going to be a matter of time before I come back for what is rightfully mine…
By the way, holy shit, who the fuck is the new chick that came in at Frontline Assault with Tiffany? I swear she is no woman, every time I got near her in my match, I could smell her BO from a mile off and that is a man’s smell if I’ve ever smelt it, is there rules for man ladies being involved in the women’s division? I think a talk with our CEO is in order, that can’t be right.
Matty: *swipes the mic back* moving on from that revolting image, we are just weeks away from Gang Warfare, the one pay per view of the year where everyone gets together and have a massive gang bang.
Ashley: I don’t think that’s what happens bro.
Matty: Yeah, well the last one we were involved with, you were in the middle with me and Joe so therefore, I’m right.
Ashley: Did you just seriously give me that mental image, you are fucking disgusting.
Matty: Not my fault you’ve got a slutty mind…
Ashley: Did you just fucking call me a…
Matty: ANYWAY, everyone will be starting to pick their teams and compete to challenge for the championships at the next event. Now, I know some teams will pick themselves and will be entirely predictable, like the Elite and the Establishment and about two different teams of the wank stains of the bed sheets… that’s cTn in British slang. Obviously, the question here is who would the triple crown champion, Matty Ace, choose as his partners? Well, the answer… isn’t straight forward. There are people out there that I respect greatly and would love to be a part of their team, like the Chupster though he’s been picked by lube boy. Then there’s Minion, a man who I will always respect no matter what, although our record together hasn’t been the greatest and if I really want my world title, or any title for that matter back then I really need to consider being with people who are going to take us all the way to the top. There are a few ideas in my head so far, but right now that’s going to have to top secret until we get closer to the pay per view.
And that about wraps up the first episode of the Ace in the Pack show, yes I just came up with that on the fly, I’m that damn good. Oh, I almost forgot to say, the reason that we have stayed silent till now is… well, other people have kinda been silent too and really, sometimes we need time to ourselves to reflect on the good and bad times that life likes to throw at you, you never know when your world just shatters in a moment that you relive in your mind like a record player, over and over again. Memories of old times appear, and you just need that alone time to yourself, which both myself and my sister needed to refocus on what’s important to us and what we need to improve to get back into the swing of things. Anyway, rambling a bit there, we’ll see you folks laters!
Jass: What in the… Hey, has anyone seen where the fuck my camera stuff has gone?! Anyone?!!
Just as the commotion starts to go off at the Bar & Grill, we suddenly find ourselves in the promo/interview area, where a certain camera and mic is being set up by one Ashley Ace. The camera is set on a tripod, while the mic is in the hands of Matty Ace, standing in front of the camera. Ashley signals to Matty that everything is good to go and rushes into frame as a live stream on OCW’s Youtube page starts.
Matty: Good day fellow fans of OCW, Ace family here, giving you all an update on everything Ace. Now, I know we’ve been… silent of late, but for good reason which we will get to in a minute. Right now, I’d like a say a few things that have gone down over the past few weeks that I really, REALLY need to get off my chest, otherwise I’m just gonna vomit all over this nice carpet.
Ok, let’s just hit a home run from the start, yes, I did lose my second world title to Justin Case… It still stings hearing that out loud, a man who started off as an interviewer this year, taken in by the Boogeymen of the Day and has non-stop hounded me all year, he pulled off what is possibly the greatest victory of his career over me and has taken from me everything that I worked hard for to reclaim. I will admit though, seeing Case lose the title so quickly was very satisfying, even if I wish it was me that took it back from him, Bandit is a great guy and I’m glad to see the title around his waist, even if the Creatures seemed salty about it. And now see this little segment transitions into addressing these downright insulting rumours flying around that we are in support of the Creatures. Have people completely forgotten what they’ve already done this year? They’ve terrorised the backstage area, no one can go around without two eyes open in the back of their heads in case they get attacked behind and probably lubed up or something, I don’t know, that Rebel guy man… showers for days just being ten feet away from him.
Anyway, getting slightly off track, there is absolutely no chance of me or my sister approving of anything that the Creatures have done, will do and are thinking of doing. They have continued to make my life hell last week at Overdrive when I was the last man standing in my team. Although I must admit, seeing Werwulf being eliminated first was unexpected, I do wonder if that was deliberate. Very strange… oh, and Manticore is a dick for taking out the ref and continuing the beating that I was getting, he can go suck a fat one of that, and I’m sure he’d love to.
Ashley: My turn! *steals the mic from Matty’s hand* Right so, as everyone knows I lost my women’s title to Katrina and if there’s anything that I can take from that night is that she is one tough S.O.B… well, it’d be more like D.O.B but you get my point. Not many of my fellow women in the locker room can take one Ace of Hearts and kick out of it, let alone making it two and still getting her shoulder up, so hats… or in my case, berets are off to you, Ms. Locke. But don’t start getting used to wearing that belt, it’s only going to be a matter of time before I come back for what is rightfully mine…
By the way, holy shit, who the fuck is the new chick that came in at Frontline Assault with Tiffany? I swear she is no woman, every time I got near her in my match, I could smell her BO from a mile off and that is a man’s smell if I’ve ever smelt it, is there rules for man ladies being involved in the women’s division? I think a talk with our CEO is in order, that can’t be right.
Matty: *swipes the mic back* moving on from that revolting image, we are just weeks away from Gang Warfare, the one pay per view of the year where everyone gets together and have a massive gang bang.
Ashley: I don’t think that’s what happens bro.
Matty: Yeah, well the last one we were involved with, you were in the middle with me and Joe so therefore, I’m right.
Ashley: Did you just seriously give me that mental image, you are fucking disgusting.
Matty: Not my fault you’ve got a slutty mind…
Ashley: Did you just fucking call me a…
Matty: ANYWAY, everyone will be starting to pick their teams and compete to challenge for the championships at the next event. Now, I know some teams will pick themselves and will be entirely predictable, like the Elite and the Establishment and about two different teams of the wank stains of the bed sheets… that’s cTn in British slang. Obviously, the question here is who would the triple crown champion, Matty Ace, choose as his partners? Well, the answer… isn’t straight forward. There are people out there that I respect greatly and would love to be a part of their team, like the Chupster though he’s been picked by lube boy. Then there’s Minion, a man who I will always respect no matter what, although our record together hasn’t been the greatest and if I really want my world title, or any title for that matter back then I really need to consider being with people who are going to take us all the way to the top. There are a few ideas in my head so far, but right now that’s going to have to top secret until we get closer to the pay per view.
And that about wraps up the first episode of the Ace in the Pack show, yes I just came up with that on the fly, I’m that damn good. Oh, I almost forgot to say, the reason that we have stayed silent till now is… well, other people have kinda been silent too and really, sometimes we need time to ourselves to reflect on the good and bad times that life likes to throw at you, you never know when your world just shatters in a moment that you relive in your mind like a record player, over and over again. Memories of old times appear, and you just need that alone time to yourself, which both myself and my sister needed to refocus on what’s important to us and what we need to improve to get back into the swing of things. Anyway, rambling a bit there, we’ll see you folks laters!