Post by The Chupster on Aug 12, 2017 19:02:22 GMT -5
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Watch that sumbitch!
Adam Riley comes out and bitches about being punished by being put into an X-Violence match with Ed Hong Toms. Toms comes out and says a lot that doesn't really make any sense. Adam leaves the ring in disgust.
The Sinner Twins vs. the cTn (Bysin & Spyder)
Seriously good starter match, with the Sinners looking really strong, punctuated by Alex draping Bysin over the middle rope, heading to the outside and hitting that running dropkick to the face they've been using recently, but just couldn't get the 3 off of it. Shortly after, Bysin gets Alex in the corner and tags Spyder and BOOM, heat bomb!!! Matthias tries to keep the ref distracted but he sees the pin and starts counting, and Bysin heads Matthias off, putting some knuckles in his face and busting him open while Spyder gets that 1, 2, 3!
Winners, the cTn!
X-Violence Falls Count Anywhere:
Midnight Blue vs. Lady Godivika
This one was decent except for the inordinately long amount of time spent fighting in the crowd. They went to the back corner area with the table and crate and fought there for a bit, with Godivika hitting a stunner and Midnight Blue hitting the Midnight Driver (samoan driver) on the hard concrete, but didn't quite get the 3. Then they fought toward the stage, but kept detouring toward ringside. Eventually they just stayed there, and Godivika hit Blue with the brass knuckles, then nailed her with a stunner for the 3!
Winner, Lady Godivika!
X-Violence Extreme Rules:
Ed Hong Toms vs. Adam Riley
Adam starts off strong for all of about 20 seconds, and then it's all Ed Hong Toms. The newcomer just kicks the shit out of Adam in and out of the ring, and then takes him down with the Reverse Spinning Double Titty Punch (bubba ray combination)! Very strong outing for the newcomer!
Winner, Ed Hong Toms!
Craig Helman vs. Kain
What a tense match, folks! Both men got in a ton of offense and finishers, and Helman hits Kain with the Brimstone Drop (consequence) for a very, VERY close 2- I thought the match was over- but then the two desperately jockey for position and Kain manages to his a second Executioner (chokeslam) and it's lights out for Helman!
Winner, Kain!
The Establishment (Callous & Grey) vs. the Hand of Darkness
Absolutely great match, with some fluent tagging by the Rage and Grey, and they just decimate Wargoth for like ever. Wargoth finally tags in the Soulless, and the Soulless gets locked in the Greyface (crossface) twice, but other than that, he dismantles the Machine. In the end the Soulless gets Johnny in their corner, tags in Wargoth, winds up the big man and fires him at Johnny, then Wargoth fires Johnny at Soulless's clothesline, and Wargoth gets the pin while the Soulless heads the Rage off at the pass. Unexpected victory at that point, but I don't think the champs are bitching!
Winners, the Hand of Darkness!
Riley Taylor vs. "Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil
Man, I don't know how he pulled it off. Jay O'Neil was getting blasted for most of this match, and Riley hit the All About Style (skull crushing finale) and the Taylornado (spinning swinging neckbreaker), but could only get a 2. O'Neil comes back in a major way, hits the Superkick and the GFY Driver (suplex piledriver), and that put Riley's ass down HARD. 1, 2, 3, and the newcomer is still undefeated!
Winner, Jay O'Neil!
X-Violence No Holds Barred:
The Chupacabra vs. Monn' Joogra
Wow. Complete squash match. Just like their last encounter, the Chupacabra absolutely could not get any momentum going, and Monn just tore his ass apart like toilet paper. A Zombified (tombstone) piledriver gets a 2 count, but a Voodoo Drop (last ride) puts him away for 3.
Winner, Monn' Joogra!
The cTn (Tiffany & Mazikeen) vs. Ashley & Kennedy
This was just a weird-ass match, with Ashley getting tagged out early and Kennedy just refusing to tag her back in. The cTn just collectively puts enough boots in Kennedy's ass to open a shoe store, and whenever they pinned Ashley would try for the save, but like I said- Kennedy just wouldn't tag out. She finally eats a Mazikeen double-handed choke bomb and Tiffany runs interference- boom, 1, 2, 3.
Winners, the cTn!
Matty Ace vs. Dragune
Dragune opens up with a couple of moves, punching the shit out of Matty, and then... it's all Aces. Matty just kicks the bejeezus out of Dragune like he owes him lunch money. Dragune manages a brief comeback, hitting the Dragon's Wrath combo and the Shallow Grave ddt, but only gets a 2. Matty responds with the Ace in the Hole (code blue) and the Ace of Spades (truth or consequences), and Dragune's ass is OUT.
Winner, Matty Ace!
X-Violence Falls Count Anywhere:
Minion vs. Manticore
Holy SHIT, what a squash match! Like the previous match, Minion looked good- for about 30 seconds. Then Manticore was all over him like white on shitty cheap-ass Walmart bread, hitting basically every signature and finisher he had on Minion. Minion takes it to the outside and soon they're in the crowd, and Core drives him toward the stage where they battle it out, but Minion just can't get anything going. Core hits a couple of Intestinal Impalers (spears) but can't keep the big man down until he drops him with the Malicious Intent (attitude adjustment). Wow. I haven't seen a beating like that since Rihanna.
Winner, Manticore!
CK One vs. Justin Case
Awesome back and forth match, and CK One was going for it, it looked like he was gonna win, and he tried going for the CKO (rko), but Justin saw him setting up and interrupted that shit quick! Case then hits a standing shooting star press, goes to the top and hits a beautiful Snapshot (shooting star press), and pins for that sweet 1, 2, 3!
Winner, Justin Case!
Women's Championship Defense:
Princess Mariposa vs. Katrina Locke ©
Okay, I have no idea whatsoever what happened to Katrina Locke. She used to lose like every singles match she was put in, and in this one, Mariposa was definitely dominating the champ, even hitting the shooting star press but unable to put Locke away. Locke slaps on the bridging fujiwara armbar, and then boom! Katrina Lock (kimura lock) in the middle of the ring, and Mariposa taps out! Wow!
Winner and still OCW Women's Champion, Katrina Locke!
"Bandit" Eric Wilson vs. Jim Stackhouse
This one was very back and forth until the very end, which is weird because it wasn't very long. The two trade offense until Stackhouse hits a package side slam, follows up with a cannonball senton in the corner, and then puts the Bandit down with the pop-up powerbomb. 1, 2, 3, and Stackhouse has just defeated the World Champion!
Winner, Jim Stackhouse!
The X-Violence Battle for the Top-
X-Violence Falls Count Anywhere:
Teabag vs. Leviathan
Definitely one hell of a main event, but as with the other falls count anywhere matches tonight, it did get hung up in the crowd. At first it looked like it was gonna end at ringside, with Teabag starting off dominant but both men getting in a fuck-ton of offense, finishers, the whole nine yards. Then it rolls through the crowd for a while, ending up in front of the stage, and the two jockey back and forth until Leviathan hits the Beast Driver (claw slam), and Teabag is down! Either man could've easily taken this one.
Winner, Leviathan!
