Post by neebyter on Aug 15, 2017 18:48:24 GMT -5
The camera cuts in and we see Hugh Jass standing at the post-show catered buffet, stuffing his face with an assortment of goodies. A look of ecstasy passes over his face and he shoves a creme puff into his mouth. Suddenly a hand slaps him on the shoulder and he chiles a little bit.
Hugh: What the....?
Stackhouse: Hey, Hugh. Ya got a sec, man?
Hugh: Yeah, Jim. Just a minute. Hugh wipes his chocolate-covered fingers on his suit jacket and pulls his mic out. Ready when you are.
Jim: I just wanted to tell all my fans out there that I'm sorry. Sorry for being such a pussy last week. There's no crying in baseball and there's certainly no crying in the fuckin' OCW. My win over Eric Wilson snapped me back into reality. I'm certain that he wasn't 100% after those cTn fucksticks attacked him after winning the championship last week. Ya know what, though? Fuck it. I'll take the "W". Maybe one day down the road he and I can have a rematch for championship. Speakin' of championship...
Gang Warfare is on us and I haven't found a team yet. I know I'll fit in somewhere with somebody so if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go see if I can find some fellas to talk to about teamin' up. Later, Hugh.
Hugh: Later, Jim. Good luck, buddy.
Stackhouse walks down the hallway, searching for potential teammates...
(Tag to whomever or nobody or whatever,lol)
Hugh: What the....?
Stackhouse: Hey, Hugh. Ya got a sec, man?
Hugh: Yeah, Jim. Just a minute. Hugh wipes his chocolate-covered fingers on his suit jacket and pulls his mic out. Ready when you are.
Jim: I just wanted to tell all my fans out there that I'm sorry. Sorry for being such a pussy last week. There's no crying in baseball and there's certainly no crying in the fuckin' OCW. My win over Eric Wilson snapped me back into reality. I'm certain that he wasn't 100% after those cTn fucksticks attacked him after winning the championship last week. Ya know what, though? Fuck it. I'll take the "W". Maybe one day down the road he and I can have a rematch for championship. Speakin' of championship...
Gang Warfare is on us and I haven't found a team yet. I know I'll fit in somewhere with somebody so if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go see if I can find some fellas to talk to about teamin' up. Later, Hugh.
Hugh: Later, Jim. Good luck, buddy.
Stackhouse walks down the hallway, searching for potential teammates...
(Tag to whomever or nobody or whatever,lol)