SK OneTwoThree, Gang Warfare and Craig Helman's Grandmama.
Aug 17, 2017 18:07:20 GMT -5
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Post by GFY on Aug 17, 2017 18:07:20 GMT -5
As the show gets rolling and underway, the camera's catch Hugh Jass in the cooridor with his TV crew ready to start shooting. He motions to the camera operator to begin the segement.
Hugh: And 5...4...3...2...
Just as he points to the camera to signify the "one" count, "The Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil walks into the shot. He's already in his ring gear, accompanying the attire with his entrance aviator glasses and puffy vest.
Just the man I've been lookin' for!
Hugh looks to Jay, then back to the camera crew with a confused gaze. He addresses Jay's comment with mild bewilderment.
Hugh: Uhh.. Jay, we've yet to mee-..
Not you, roundy. The camera man, I've been looking everywhere for a damn camera crew. For such a good sized company, there's like, one camera in the whole backstage area at all times. Like damn, do you know how hard it is to find someone to record me when there's a dude beating another dude out back?
Hugh: Well whi-
What did you say your name was, roundy?
Hugh: Hugh... Hugh Jass..
Jay's eyebrows scrunch really tight. He shakes his head in a disapproving manner. He folds his arms in disagreement. He gently taps his foot on the pavement in quick succession in disa.. disa-whatever-ment?
No. No no no. No. That won't do. We'll work on that. You need a good nick name, and a name that rhymes with it. It's the recipe to success. I mean, just look at me, Hugh. I'm "The Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil, and I'm undefeated in my illustrious OCW career. I've yet to be pinned, submitted or knocked out. I'm the guy that's coming for all the titles, and I'll hold them all at once, and I can't see anyone stopping that. How-bow-dat. I really should write a book on how to be this damn good, on top of making it look this damn easy.
Hugh: Well... last week... didn't look eas-
Hugh, WOULD YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME?
Hugh:Bu...B... That doesn----
HUGH!
Hugh goes to make another peep, The Mega Heel just raises his finger to the reporters lips, shushing him. With his other hand, he holds up the flat hand to Jass, signalling him to stop in his tracks.
When "The Mega Heel" says it was easy, Hugh, then listen to "The Mega Heel". Once again I knocked a face in with a Superkick and followed it up with the best move in OCW, no wait- THE WORLD - The coveted GFY Driver. The move with probably the highest risk of paralyzing a man, or woman if she sasses me enough. The move that I don't even know if I'll do tonight.. Because it appears as if tonight, I'm up against some shmuck named CK One. I don't know much 'bout CK One, other than the fact that the "One" has not a thing to do with my loss column. What I do know is I might just call him SK OneTwoThree for the rest of the night, because he looks like the type of dude that only needs a Super Kick to the jawline and he's out for the 1-2-3.
Jay nods in agreement with his own statement, giving Hugh a moment to slip in his own two thoughts.
Hugh: Well, CK One has held multiple titles... He's been a solid pa--
That was it. That was all the time he had before Jay was back into the zone.
"The Mega Heel" will be done and through this match and be moving forward to Gang Warfare with a 7-0 record! 5 pins, 4 submissions!
Hugh: You've been in two matches... That doesn't even add up...
And speaking of Gang Warfare, let me just tell ya, the phones been ringin' OFF THE HOOK! People are wanting in on the 8-0 win streak of Jay O'Neil. People know if they want a shot at the X-Violence, US, or Tag Titles, they should team with "The Mega Heel"!
Hugh: You... You left out-
My belt? What about my belt?
Hugh just exhales a deep, tired breath. He was learning first hand how exhausting it can be going toe-to-toe with Jay O'Neil. He gathers himself back together quickly, aiming to get in a few words.
Hugh: So.. you've got calls?
NO, HUGH, NO. I think everyone knows I'm getting my World Title shot after the event, so they're planning on teaming up on me. They all want to be SELFISH and JERKS. They want to end "The Streak of all Streaks". They don't get that we're entering a new era here. We're entering The Mega Era. They can't keep living in the past, though I'll let them if that's what they need to get by. With or without a team, I'm leaving the event with as the number one contender to the OCW World Championship.
"The Mega Heel" was definitely believing his own hype, if nobody else was. He pats Jass on the shoulder, smiling at the man.
Oh, and Hugh? I do actually need your help with one teeeeeny-tiiiiny thing...
Hugh: ...what? What can I do for you?
Tell Craig Helman to SHUT HIS GOD DAMN MOUTH WHEN HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME! ...Heard whatchu said, boy. I hear you, boy. I'll GFY your grandmother and Superkick your first born. I'll lock a Mega Heel Lock on the very first patriarch figure in your family tree and snap that rotten skeleton's bones into smithereens. I'll give your high school sweet heart a stink face, and that ain't even in my arsenal. I'll suplex your Uncle Tommy. Ya, I said it, I'll suplex Uncle Tommy. You know, Helman, the Uncle of yours that fought in that one war, ya know, the one we all forget about. He's a bit off the wagon now, with the dementia and what not, but ya'll still love him cuz he's in the fam-jam. You know, Helman, that uncle? I'll suplex him not once, not twice, but 17 times if you EVER...
...EVER...
...say my name again.
He walks off, arms out the the side as if he's the shit or something. The scene begins to fade as you can hear Hugh Jass muttering to himself.
Hugh: can't fucking believe this guy... two matches... world champion... superkicks... jesus christ...
Hugh: And 5...4...3...2...
Just as he points to the camera to signify the "one" count, "The Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil walks into the shot. He's already in his ring gear, accompanying the attire with his entrance aviator glasses and puffy vest.
Just the man I've been lookin' for!
Hugh looks to Jay, then back to the camera crew with a confused gaze. He addresses Jay's comment with mild bewilderment.
Hugh: Uhh.. Jay, we've yet to mee-..
Not you, roundy. The camera man, I've been looking everywhere for a damn camera crew. For such a good sized company, there's like, one camera in the whole backstage area at all times. Like damn, do you know how hard it is to find someone to record me when there's a dude beating another dude out back?
Hugh: Well whi-
What did you say your name was, roundy?
Hugh: Hugh... Hugh Jass..
Jay's eyebrows scrunch really tight. He shakes his head in a disapproving manner. He folds his arms in disagreement. He gently taps his foot on the pavement in quick succession in disa.. disa-whatever-ment?
No. No no no. No. That won't do. We'll work on that. You need a good nick name, and a name that rhymes with it. It's the recipe to success. I mean, just look at me, Hugh. I'm "The Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil, and I'm undefeated in my illustrious OCW career. I've yet to be pinned, submitted or knocked out. I'm the guy that's coming for all the titles, and I'll hold them all at once, and I can't see anyone stopping that. How-bow-dat. I really should write a book on how to be this damn good, on top of making it look this damn easy.
Hugh: Well... last week... didn't look eas-
Hugh, WOULD YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME?
Hugh:Bu...B... That doesn----
HUGH!
Hugh goes to make another peep, The Mega Heel just raises his finger to the reporters lips, shushing him. With his other hand, he holds up the flat hand to Jass, signalling him to stop in his tracks.
When "The Mega Heel" says it was easy, Hugh, then listen to "The Mega Heel". Once again I knocked a face in with a Superkick and followed it up with the best move in OCW, no wait- THE WORLD - The coveted GFY Driver. The move with probably the highest risk of paralyzing a man, or woman if she sasses me enough. The move that I don't even know if I'll do tonight.. Because it appears as if tonight, I'm up against some shmuck named CK One. I don't know much 'bout CK One, other than the fact that the "One" has not a thing to do with my loss column. What I do know is I might just call him SK OneTwoThree for the rest of the night, because he looks like the type of dude that only needs a Super Kick to the jawline and he's out for the 1-2-3.
Jay nods in agreement with his own statement, giving Hugh a moment to slip in his own two thoughts.
Hugh: Well, CK One has held multiple titles... He's been a solid pa--
That was it. That was all the time he had before Jay was back into the zone.
"The Mega Heel" will be done and through this match and be moving forward to Gang Warfare with a 7-0 record! 5 pins, 4 submissions!
Hugh: You've been in two matches... That doesn't even add up...
And speaking of Gang Warfare, let me just tell ya, the phones been ringin' OFF THE HOOK! People are wanting in on the 8-0 win streak of Jay O'Neil. People know if they want a shot at the X-Violence, US, or Tag Titles, they should team with "The Mega Heel"!
Hugh: You... You left out-
My belt? What about my belt?
Hugh just exhales a deep, tired breath. He was learning first hand how exhausting it can be going toe-to-toe with Jay O'Neil. He gathers himself back together quickly, aiming to get in a few words.
Hugh: So.. you've got calls?
NO, HUGH, NO. I think everyone knows I'm getting my World Title shot after the event, so they're planning on teaming up on me. They all want to be SELFISH and JERKS. They want to end "The Streak of all Streaks". They don't get that we're entering a new era here. We're entering The Mega Era. They can't keep living in the past, though I'll let them if that's what they need to get by. With or without a team, I'm leaving the event with as the number one contender to the OCW World Championship.
"The Mega Heel" was definitely believing his own hype, if nobody else was. He pats Jass on the shoulder, smiling at the man.
Oh, and Hugh? I do actually need your help with one teeeeeny-tiiiiny thing...
Hugh: ...what? What can I do for you?
Tell Craig Helman to SHUT HIS GOD DAMN MOUTH WHEN HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME! ...Heard whatchu said, boy. I hear you, boy. I'll GFY your grandmother and Superkick your first born. I'll lock a Mega Heel Lock on the very first patriarch figure in your family tree and snap that rotten skeleton's bones into smithereens. I'll give your high school sweet heart a stink face, and that ain't even in my arsenal. I'll suplex your Uncle Tommy. Ya, I said it, I'll suplex Uncle Tommy. You know, Helman, the Uncle of yours that fought in that one war, ya know, the one we all forget about. He's a bit off the wagon now, with the dementia and what not, but ya'll still love him cuz he's in the fam-jam. You know, Helman, that uncle? I'll suplex him not once, not twice, but 17 times if you EVER...
...EVER...
...say my name again.
He walks off, arms out the the side as if he's the shit or something. The scene begins to fade as you can hear Hugh Jass muttering to himself.
Hugh: can't fucking believe this guy... two matches... world champion... superkicks... jesus christ...