Post by Vice City Juggalo on Aug 25, 2017 19:36:26 GMT -5
The newcomer turns around to the face of none other than "The Rage" Sean Callous. Sean's face is wrinkled in disgust like he just witnessed Hugh Jass shit into Juan's food trough.... again. He shakes his head sideways and double blinks, looks at him thru narrowed eyes scratching his chin. "The Rage" holds up on finger as he pauses ans ponders before speaking..."
"The Rage" Sean Callous:"First, and believe me when I say this, no one was wondering who you are because as far as we are concerned you could be another over grown roadie tech sweat hawg who is responsible for setting up and taking down around here. Are you sure you arent? No... NO.... that is NOT an invitation to open that slop hole you call a mouth that just spilled all that garbage all over the airways. B. No one cares who you beat in some redneck wrestling federation you were in. You can name drop all you want about your past wins over nobodies such as Curt Angel and The Nude A. And as far as your record with Threesomes and Foursomes.... we at OCW have tolerance for all kinds of .... LGTBDSM....all of that stuff.... but you are treading onto the Creaturds of the Nite territory there. Hell Gi Goaway we even allow and promote a bonafide goatfucker. So your sexual accomplishments with your no toofus having kin does not matter here.
Now a monster hunter? What the actual fuck is Trevor stooping to now? Are we all getting profession? Maybe The Chupacabra can be a janitor? Werwulf could be a nurse... Im sure he has the ourfit in size. I could see Minion in overalls as a truck driver, Bandit Wilson could be a mechanic. Hmmm The Faces of Doom defiently would look great in McDonald's uniforms. I could sit here all night long and let you know what everyone of the guys in the back could be in your profession based dreams but let me just tell you what the most important thing.. "The Rage" Sean Callous would be exactly what you see before you right before you and that is THE Hottest Commodity in Wrestling today yesterday and forever.... the True Urban Legend... multiple time champion on multiple belts multiplying the fans asses in the seats, "The Rage" Sean Callous is pure adrenalin, the ICon personified, Godliness come to the people..... and you will never be on my level....and that is all that matters and NOT a fairy tale."
He turns on his heal as the newcomer starts to talk and walks off not even listening.
"The Rage" Sean Callous:"First, and believe me when I say this, no one was wondering who you are because as far as we are concerned you could be another over grown roadie tech sweat hawg who is responsible for setting up and taking down around here. Are you sure you arent? No... NO.... that is NOT an invitation to open that slop hole you call a mouth that just spilled all that garbage all over the airways. B. No one cares who you beat in some redneck wrestling federation you were in. You can name drop all you want about your past wins over nobodies such as Curt Angel and The Nude A. And as far as your record with Threesomes and Foursomes.... we at OCW have tolerance for all kinds of .... LGTBDSM....all of that stuff.... but you are treading onto the Creaturds of the Nite territory there. Hell Gi Goaway we even allow and promote a bonafide goatfucker. So your sexual accomplishments with your no toofus having kin does not matter here.
Now a monster hunter? What the actual fuck is Trevor stooping to now? Are we all getting profession? Maybe The Chupacabra can be a janitor? Werwulf could be a nurse... Im sure he has the ourfit in size. I could see Minion in overalls as a truck driver, Bandit Wilson could be a mechanic. Hmmm The Faces of Doom defiently would look great in McDonald's uniforms. I could sit here all night long and let you know what everyone of the guys in the back could be in your profession based dreams but let me just tell you what the most important thing.. "The Rage" Sean Callous would be exactly what you see before you right before you and that is THE Hottest Commodity in Wrestling today yesterday and forever.... the True Urban Legend... multiple time champion on multiple belts multiplying the fans asses in the seats, "The Rage" Sean Callous is pure adrenalin, the ICon personified, Godliness come to the people..... and you will never be on my level....and that is all that matters and NOT a fairy tale."
He turns on his heal as the newcomer starts to talk and walks off not even listening.
