Post by The Chupster on Sept 29, 2017 16:05:06 GMT -5
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cTn vs. cTn:
The Lubey Bros. vs. the cTn (Bysin & Spyder)
A great match with a lot of action, with both teams getting in a unicorn stampede apiece and the patented cTn Heat Bomb! But in the end, it was Dragune getting the pinfall after kicking out of the Heat Bomb himself, and 1, 2, 3, the Lubeys actually get a win!
Winners, the Lubey Bros.!
Cheyenne vs. Kennedy Smoke
What a hard-fought contest! This one was SO close, with a lot of offense by both women, and at one point it looked like the veteran Kennedy was going to pull off the win, hitting her twist of fate cutter and that piledriver that has put away so many competitors, but Cheyenne soldiered on! Both women were exhausted, and it was definitely down to who would hit the next big move. Kennedy goes to the apron and bounced off the top for some springboard move, but Cheyenne caught her with a huge superman punch to the face, and it was 1, 2, 3! Beautiful singles debut for Cheyenne!
Winner, Cheyenne!
The Elite (Kain & Teabag) vs. the Moonlight Army (Riley Taylor & CK One)
This should've been an awesome match, but it was just a showcase for the skills and power of CK One! Riley just didn't spend much time in the ring, and it was CK One hitting both the CKO (rko) and CheCKmate (perfectplex) on both members of the opposing team (AND busting open Teabag!) for the 3 and the win!
Winners, the Moonlight Army!
Ashley Ace vs. Midnight Blue
I haven't seen Ashley dominated like this all year. I mean, she got taken the fuck APART. Midnight Blue just destroyed her from the word go, dropped that stankin' ass on her, and then got her in the corner and rubbed that crab cake gumbo-infused snatch all over her face in the corner, and Ashley was OUT. 1, 2, 3!
Winner, Midnight Blue!
Ed Hong Toms vs. Jim Stackhouse
Ed started off strong, dominating Stackhouse, and it looked like we might see another squash match, but Jim came back and busted Ed's ass. A cannonball senton and pop-up powerbomb later, it was all over!
Winner, Jim Stackhouse!
Tiffany Slyvinia vs. Princess Mariposa
Tiffany got a little offense early on but this was pretty much all Mariposa. She just had reversals for everything Tiffany put out there, and boom, shooting star press, 1, 2, 3! SQUASH!!!
Winner, Princess Mariposa!
X-Violence Extreme Rules:
The Chupacabra vs. Matty Ace
So, pretty much 4 squash matches in a row! The difference with this one was, the dominant mofo didn't win! The Chupster is in control the vast majority of the match, especially outside, where he clocked Ace with a baseball bat and whooped some ass on the ramp! Then they come back into the ring and Chupa hits the Flight of the Beerbellied Buttfucker (falcon arrow) and the Decrapitator (swinging jawbreaker), and he almost gets the 3, but Matty kicks out at the last second! Matty hits the Ace in the Hole (code blue) out of nowhere, and it's 1, 2, 3!
Winner, Matty Ace!
6-Man Tag Team:
The Creatures of the Night (Werwulf, Manticore & Cerberus) vs. Dark Destiny (Craig Helman & the Hand of Darkness)
A strong outing for both teams and a lot of close finishes, but in the end Cerberus nails the Soulless with the Fatal Shot (buzzsaw kick) and finally gets the 3!
Winners, the Creatures of the Night!
"Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil vs. "The Main Event" Adam Riley
Seriously awesome match that looked like it was skewing in Adam's favor early on, but it quickly turned into a match full of false finishes and one-upsmanship that was just crazy! Both men hit several high impact moves, but in the end, the Mega Heel put the Main Event away with his patented GFY Driver (suplex piledriver)!
Winner, "The Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil!
Katrina Locke vs. Mazikeen
Wow. Well, I can't really call it a squash match, because both women got in a fair amount of offense, but how often do you see a submission victory where the winner gets it on the first try? Katrina gets her bridging fujiwara armbar, then locks on the Katrina Lock (kimura lock)- and under the bottom rope, no less- but Mazikeen just can't reach up to that rope, and she taps! WTF???
Winner, Katrina Locke!
X-Violence Championship - Extreme Rules:
Scott Riley vs. Monn' Joogra ©
Scotty got rode hard and put away wet. The funny thing is, the couple of times he managed to get outside the ring, he did well, but the rest of the time, it was all squishy. Monn' Joogra nails him with a second Zombified piledriver (tombstone) to secure the win!
Winner and still OCW X-Violence Champion, Monn' Joogra!
Women's Championship Defense:
Lady Godivika vs. Isis ©
This might be the shortest match we've had in OCW ever! Godivika immediately whips Isis over the top rope and knocks her to the outside. She follows and the two fight back and forth, but Godivika clearly gets in more offense. Right when Isis gets up and it looks like Godivika is going to sling her into the ring, she decides to back suplex her instead, then gets in the ring and wins via countout! What a waste of a title shot!!!
Winner by countout, Lady Godivika!
United States Championship Defense:
"The Machine" Johnny Grey vs. Leviathan ©
Another weird squash match where the aggressor didn't come out on top! Leviathan destroyed Johnny in a way no one has been able to all year, with minimal offense out of the Machine, but then Johnny slaps on the Greyface (crossface) and then hits the Shades of Grey (rko) and it's 1, 2, 3! I have absolutely no idea how that works, but Johnny Grey is the new United States Champion!
Winner and new OCW United States Champion, "The Machine" Johnny Grey!
OCW World Championship Defense:
"The Rage" Sean Callous vs. "Bandit" Eric Wilson ©
Great match with the Rage looking strong earlier, taking down the Bandit and whipping his ass, but the Bandit coming back in a huge way, maintaining control even when the Rage reversed attacks and just going after him hard! The Rage was rocked for several minutes, but managed to come out of nowhere and hit the Urban Legendary Attack (phenomenal blitz) for a CLOSE 2! But then the Bandit grabs him and drives his skull into the mat with the Bloodline (pedigree) and that was all she wrote- 1, 2, 3, the Bandit retains!
Winner and still OCW World Champion, "Bandit" Eric Wilson!
