Rinse and Repeat [Gang Warfare, Adrenaline, few mentioned]
Sept 30, 2017 12:37:32 GMT -5
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Post by GFY on Sept 30, 2017 12:37:32 GMT -5
Posted on the front page of OCW's website was a link to a video package. Upon clicking play, the sight of "The Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil appears on your screen. Standing beside him is the well dressed personal interviewer of Jay, "The Mega Interview" Adam LePeiu. Jay pats the young lad on the back, which kicks the kid into high gear, almost as if the motion was a threat.
HELLO.
My name is "The Mega Interview"...er... ADAM LEPEIU! And I'm here, with uh, "The Mega Heel" JAY O"NEIL!
Once the kid spoke, it was easy to notice that one of his top front teeth were now missing, probably as a result of Jay's mini melt down.
We've got a lot to talk about today, Adam, don't we?
Yes... Yes we do...
Adam looks down to his clipboard to address the first issue.
So, uh, you're apart of The Moonlight Army now?
Jay scoffs at that.
Listen, people, fuck that. I ain't no team member of anything. I smacked around CK One, I kicked Riley's shit in. I don't think they'd LET me be their little friend. They don't like me, and I don't fucking like them. But what I did realize is one thing... They made it to the finals with me. That shows me one of two things, Adam. Either they're pretty good with ME, or the majority of the roster sucks and needs to hang 'em up.
CK, Riley Taylor... I hate you a little less than everyone else. With those kind words out of the way, let it be known, I'm not going to adopt your team name. I'm not going to walk down to the ring with you.
He pauses, and Adam begins to move onto the next subject before abruptly being cut off.
BUT,
But.... The Moonlight Army ft. "The Mega Heel" MAY exist, and it'll be awesome, because it has Jay O'Neil in it. And The Moonlight Army ft. "The Mega Heel" will most likely be your next 6-Man Tag Team Champions.
There's a bit of a pause, as Adam waits to make sure Jay is done, you know, so he doesn't get thrashed. After a moment, Adam moves on.
So, uh, Helman mentioned you again?
Jay smiles and nods.
Yeah the idiot thinks I said I'd powerbomb someone. I never said that, but that's friggin' genius and I'll add that to the list.
What's your opinion?
Well, Adam, you can't help but notice he is an obedient little pupper. Helman was too afraid to say my name, ya? So really, I gotta be a man on my words and leave Uncle Tommy alone. Helman sees I'm undefeated in singles action, and he wants none. Helman ain't on my radar.
Adam looks down at at the clipboard one final time.
Any comments on Adam Riley?
Jay removes his aviator shades and hooks the arm onto the collar of his puffy vest.
Why is it I'm fighting a dude named "The Main Event" on the upper-mid card? I mean, c'mon? You can't call yourself "The Main Event" and linger around the middle of the show?
Adam just kind of shrugs, no real response for Jay.
I mean, he basically said I want to be just like him?
Once again, nothing from Adam.
And I mean, he tried to make me look bad?
Adam's silence is noticed by Jay.
Hey Adam?
Y...Yeah Jay?
I...
I really hate the name Adam. Everyone with the name Adam is stupid, and dumb, and a jerk.
And everyone with the name Adam, they deserve..
With no hesitation, Jay unleashes the lowest Superkick of his career, connecting straight to Adam's knee cap. The kid flops over and gurgles out noises of pain and agony. Jay looks down at the kid, before returning his attention to the camera.
I'M THE MAIN EVENT NOW, ADAM! I'M THE GODDAMN MAIN EVENT MEGA HEEL!
YOU'D BEST SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, ADAM!
I OUT HEEL'D YOU FAIR AND SQUARE!
Listen, OCW. It ain't gunna end, boy. By year end I WILL have EVERY SINGLE TITLE BELT. I'll need to hire a new employee just to carry my accolades. Everything I do is golden. My Superkick is top notch. My GFY Driver is unstoppable. I have the best Nut shots in the land, and that's hard to accomplish. I don't care who's next, because until it's EVERYTHING I DESERVE, it ain't worth much attention. It's rinse and repeat right at this point, man. Superkick, GFY Driver, 123.
EVERY.
DAMN.
TIME.
Send me my next target, and I'll blast him or her a new one.
With that, "The Mega Heel" walks off the set, leaving his personal interviewer for the second time in a lump of all kinds of hurt.
HELLO.
My name is "The Mega Interview"...er... ADAM LEPEIU! And I'm here, with uh, "The Mega Heel" JAY O"NEIL!
Once the kid spoke, it was easy to notice that one of his top front teeth were now missing, probably as a result of Jay's mini melt down.
We've got a lot to talk about today, Adam, don't we?
Yes... Yes we do...
Adam looks down to his clipboard to address the first issue.
So, uh, you're apart of The Moonlight Army now?
Jay scoffs at that.
Listen, people, fuck that. I ain't no team member of anything. I smacked around CK One, I kicked Riley's shit in. I don't think they'd LET me be their little friend. They don't like me, and I don't fucking like them. But what I did realize is one thing... They made it to the finals with me. That shows me one of two things, Adam. Either they're pretty good with ME, or the majority of the roster sucks and needs to hang 'em up.
CK, Riley Taylor... I hate you a little less than everyone else. With those kind words out of the way, let it be known, I'm not going to adopt your team name. I'm not going to walk down to the ring with you.
He pauses, and Adam begins to move onto the next subject before abruptly being cut off.
BUT,
But.... The Moonlight Army ft. "The Mega Heel" MAY exist, and it'll be awesome, because it has Jay O'Neil in it. And The Moonlight Army ft. "The Mega Heel" will most likely be your next 6-Man Tag Team Champions.
There's a bit of a pause, as Adam waits to make sure Jay is done, you know, so he doesn't get thrashed. After a moment, Adam moves on.
So, uh, Helman mentioned you again?
Jay smiles and nods.
Yeah the idiot thinks I said I'd powerbomb someone. I never said that, but that's friggin' genius and I'll add that to the list.
What's your opinion?
Well, Adam, you can't help but notice he is an obedient little pupper. Helman was too afraid to say my name, ya? So really, I gotta be a man on my words and leave Uncle Tommy alone. Helman sees I'm undefeated in singles action, and he wants none. Helman ain't on my radar.
Adam looks down at at the clipboard one final time.
Any comments on Adam Riley?
Jay removes his aviator shades and hooks the arm onto the collar of his puffy vest.
Why is it I'm fighting a dude named "The Main Event" on the upper-mid card? I mean, c'mon? You can't call yourself "The Main Event" and linger around the middle of the show?
Adam just kind of shrugs, no real response for Jay.
I mean, he basically said I want to be just like him?
Once again, nothing from Adam.
And I mean, he tried to make me look bad?
Adam's silence is noticed by Jay.
Hey Adam?
Y...Yeah Jay?
I...
I really hate the name Adam. Everyone with the name Adam is stupid, and dumb, and a jerk.
And everyone with the name Adam, they deserve..
With no hesitation, Jay unleashes the lowest Superkick of his career, connecting straight to Adam's knee cap. The kid flops over and gurgles out noises of pain and agony. Jay looks down at the kid, before returning his attention to the camera.
I'M THE MAIN EVENT NOW, ADAM! I'M THE GODDAMN MAIN EVENT MEGA HEEL!
YOU'D BEST SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, ADAM!
I OUT HEEL'D YOU FAIR AND SQUARE!
Listen, OCW. It ain't gunna end, boy. By year end I WILL have EVERY SINGLE TITLE BELT. I'll need to hire a new employee just to carry my accolades. Everything I do is golden. My Superkick is top notch. My GFY Driver is unstoppable. I have the best Nut shots in the land, and that's hard to accomplish. I don't care who's next, because until it's EVERYTHING I DESERVE, it ain't worth much attention. It's rinse and repeat right at this point, man. Superkick, GFY Driver, 123.
EVERY.
DAMN.
TIME.
Send me my next target, and I'll blast him or her a new one.
With that, "The Mega Heel" walks off the set, leaving his personal interviewer for the second time in a lump of all kinds of hurt.