Post by The Chupster on Oct 5, 2017 5:21:30 GMT -5
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Caress Hartley vs. Kennedy Smoke
This one started off as an even, back-and-forth match, but Caress took over and dropped Kennedy with a twist of fate cutter!
Winner, Caress Hartley!
Tops Newsome vs. Bysin
What a match! Back and forth action, with several impressive moves by the newcomer, and then Newsome goes on a rampage and destroys Bysin! He slaps on an iron claw, and it looked like Bysin might tap, but he eventually escapes and just slaughters Newsome with a series of high-impact maneuvers, culminating in a sky high powerbomb that keeps Tops down for the 1, 2, 3!
Winner, Bysin!
Ed Hong Toms vs. Kain
Ed got thoroughly dominated in this relatively short match, with Kain hitting all manner of high-impact offense, but Ed comes back seemingly out of nowhere, hits a beautiful twisting floatover ddt and the Reverse Spinning Double Titty Punch (bubba ray combination), and hooks the leg for the victory!
Winner, Ed Hong Toms!
Backstage Attack:
Matty Ace attacks the Chupacabra!
What a fight! Both men getting in some serious licks, and in the locker room, the Chupster drops Matty with the Flight of the Beerbellied Buttfucker (falcon arrow) and the Decrapitator (swinging jawbreaker), but he's not done yet! Unfortunately, he should've been, because he picks Matty up and immediately gets whipped headfirst into a locker, and Matty superkicks him not once but TWICE, knocking the goatsucker OUT!
Winner, Matty Ace!
CONSEQUENCE ROLLS:
Victim's Injury Roll: 05 -10 backstage modifier = -5
01-35 The Victim is fine, with no lasting injuries. Any matches or appearances later in this show go on as planned.
Attacker's Injury Roll: 09 -10 backstage modifier = -1
01-35 The Attacker is uninjured! Lucky bastard.
Punishment Roll: 16
01-40 Management realizes that these things happen and decides against levying any punishment against the attacker.
Cheyenne vs. Princess Mariposa
This one was a doozy, with both women getting in a lot of moves, but Mariposa took over and had Cheyenne on the ropes! She got in her single knee facebuster and flattened the newcomer with her shooting star press finisher, but it wasn't enough to keep her down! After Mariposa dropkicked Cheyenne into the ropes, the referee had to check Cheyenne to make sure she could continue, but Cheyenne comes back, cracks Mariposa's shoulders with the Woman's Scorn (arm/shoulderbreaker) and keeps her down for 3!
Winner, Cheyenne!
Rebel Raynes vs. Craig Helman
Helman shoots Raynes out of the ring right off the bat and follows, and Rebel whips his ass for it! He gets Helman back in at 8 and for the most part, it's Rebel Raynes just kicking the shit out of Helman. Helman gets in some high-powered offense here and there, but Rebel shuts him down every time! At the end, Rebel hops out to the apron and waits for Helman to get up, and it's a mistake, as he springboards right into an rko by Helman, and it's time to count ceiling lights!
Winner, Craig Helman!
Midnight Blue vs. Tiffany Slyvinia
I don't care who you are, this match was AWESOME. Lots of offense, and Blue kept dropping her ass on Tiffany. Tiffany comes back with the Cherry Popper (low blow) and tries for the Starry Night, but Blue catches the kick and whoops her ass. She drops her ass on Tiffany one more time and ends up getting a 3 count off of it!
Winner, Midnight Blue!
X-Violence Falls Count Anywhere:
CK One vs. Monn' Joogra
Lots of fight out of both competitors, and it looked like Monn had CK One's number, hitting the Zombified (tombstone) piledriver and a Voodoo Drop (last ride), but CK One perseveres and comes back with a CKO (rko) and the CheCKmate (perfectplex) for a 2! CK also grabs a chair and ddt's the champion on it HARD. Monn hits a second Zombified piledriver, but CK One comes back with a second CheCKmate and that's enough to keep the champion down!!!
Winner, CK One!
"Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil vs. Jim Stackhouse
A new look for the Mega Heel, but he was definitely off his game tonight! Jim dominates him for the opening half of the match, and when Jay comes back it isn't for long. He pulls off a couple of solid suplex combos, but then it's pretty much right back to Jim kicking his ass for him. Jim hits a cannonball senton in the corner for a CLOSE 2 count, and then shoots Jay into the ropes for the pop-up powerbomb- 1, 2, 3!
Winner, Jim Stackhouse!
Ashley Ace vs. Lady Godivika vs. Katrina Locke
Godivika played this one smart, sliding out at the start so the others would beat on each other some, then controlling the ring for a good amount of time in the early going, causing the other two to roll out and recover so she could beat on the other one. She nails Ashley with her neckbreaker finisher and gets a close 2, then Katrina comes in and locks on the Katrina Lock (kimura lock), but Godivika lasts long enough for Ashley to recover and break it up!
Ashley sends Godivika to the outside and hits a beautiful plancha. Katrina locks on the bridging fujiwara armbar, but Godivika comes in and makes the save, then backs away. Katrina charges in with a clothesline but misjudges the distance and stumbles, hitting nothing. This sets her up perfectly for Godivika to grab her, roll through into a school boy-type position, then deadlift her into a seated powerbomb pin, and it's 1, 2, 3! When there's a trio of women in the ring, DON'T BET AGAINST GODIVIKA!!!
Winner, Lady Godivika!
Cerberus & Dragune vs. Matty Ace & the Chupacabra
Upper management cites the referee's authority to make impromptu matches on the fly, so we'll see what kind of match the ref makes after that dastardly attack earlier...
Handicap Match:
The cTn (Cerberus, Dragune & Matty Ace) vs. the Chupacabra
...and it's the Chupacabra on his own, against Matty Ace and the Creatures of the Night! Has Matty joined the cTn? Or is this an alliance of convenience? Either way, the Chupster is fighting some long odds tonight!
The match starts off and Chupa sends Matty to the outside, goes out and beats on him, comes back in to break the count, goes and beats on him some more, and gets a suplex reversed. Both men make it back in just before the big 10 count. Chupa gets Matty in the corner and grinds his ass in his face! Some back and forth, and Matty tags in Cerberus, who eats a butterfly piledriver, but then the numbers game starts to get the Chupster. Then Dragune comes in and hits the Dragon's Wrath punch combo, then he tags Cerberus for a spike piledriver, and the Chupster is DEAD.
Winners, Matty Ace & the Creatures of the Night!
"The Rage" Sean Callous vs. Riley Taylor vs. "Bandit" Eric Wilson vs. Werwulf
Holy SHIT what a match! Tons of finishers that could've lead to victory, but it just never seemed to happen. Werwulf and Riley start off inside the ring, and the Rage and Bandit wail on each other on the outside. So much going on, I can't really say too much, except DAMN, it was a match, and the finish was BEAUTIFUL. The Rage and Bandit out of the ring, Werwulf just then returning to the ring, Riley Taylor runs and attempts a flying kick but misses, and Werwulf nails him right in the face with the Spinal Tap (superkick)!!! He pins, and it's 1, 2, 3! Absolutely fucking BEAUTIFUL finish to a tense, well-contested match!
Winner, Werwulf!
Top of the Mountain X-Violence Extreme Rules:
Leviathan vs. Manticore vs. Teabag
Wow, this one wasn't long at ALL! It's pretty much a fuckfest with some outside fighting, and Manticore finds himself a baseball bat. He gets into the ring and charges at Teabag who nails him, and then hits the Fah-Q!(jackhammer) ONTO the baseball bat! He hooks the leg and gets the three count! Holy fuck!
Winner, Teabag!
OCW Tag Team Championship:
Suck This! vs. the Hand of Darkness ©
This was kind of a clusterfuck. Adam starts off with the Soulless and just gets his ass kicked, and manages to tag in Johnny. Johnny beats on the Soulless, who tags in Wargoth. Wargoth beats on Johnny, who tags in Adam. It's just a circle of what the fuck that, while a decent match, didn't really seem to have much flow to it.
Johnny locks the Soulless in the Greyface (crossface) early on in the middle of the ring, but the Soulless manages to escape. At the end, Adam gets put down by the Soulless's sitdown butterfly powerbomb for a close 2, but kicks out. The Soulless looks like he's about to try a finisher, but Adam fireman's carries him, then locks on an stf. For whatever reason, Wargoth doesn't seem concerned, but then out of nowhere, the Soulless taps! We have new tag team champions!
Winners and new OCW Tag Team Champions, Suck This!
OCW Women's Championship:
Mazikeen vs. Isis ©
Well, Isis got off a fair little bit of offense, but at the same time, most of it wasn't particularly high-impact. Mazikeen got in less offense, but she was hitting suplexes into powerbombs and shit, so there you go. She floors Isis with a deadlift sitdown powerbomb pin, and it's 1-2-3 City for Isis. We have a new Women's Champion, and she's fuck-ugly!!! lol
Winner and new OCW Women's Champion, Mazikeen!
