Post by The Chupster on Oct 25, 2017 16:39:07 GMT -5
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Tops Newsome vs. Dragune
Tops starts off strong, whipping Dragune over the top rope and knocking him to the floor, but Dragune takes over, slamming Tops into all kinds of shit, and doesn't seem to notice the count, and we kick things off with a double countout!
Draw via double countout!
The Battle of the Beasts- X-Violence Tables 3-Way Dance:
Lady Godivika vs. Mazikeen vs. Midnight Blue
Mazikeen is surprisingly dominant in this one, and it's a short one, folks! The end comes when Mazikeen is clearly getting ready to powerbomb Blue into a table in the corner, and Godivika grabs another table that's in the ring, and I was all like COOL, she's gonna hit her with it and save the match, but no, she decides to set up the table in the middle of the ring while Mazikeen wins. Because logic. LOL
Winner, Mazikeen!
6-Man Tag Elimination:
Monsters, Inc. (Leviathan, the Chupacabra & Chief Bodega) vs. the cTn (Matty Ace, Cerberus & Bysin)
The Monsters got in some decent offense, but the cTn had them pretty much the entire time. The Chupacabra in particular couldn't get in any significant offense, and it was basically a massive clusterfuck of doom for the Monsters, Inc. boys. The Chupacabra tried a comeback at the end and managed to put down Cerberus with a Decrapitator (swinging jawbreaker), but Matty Ace hits a Full Deck (shirinui) in the corner to take him out!
Order Out:
1. Chief Bodega by Matty Ace (hurricanrana reversal pin)
2. Leviathan by Cerberus (dirty pin after springboard moonsault off the top rope)
3. Cerberus by the Chupacabra (Decrapitator/swinging jawbreaker)
4. The Chupacabra by Matty Ace (Full Deck/corner shirinui)
Winners, the cTn!
X-Violence Falls Count Anywhere:
Wargoth vs. Spyder
Wow, this was a squash match and a half! Wargoth starts things off in control but it's short-lived, as Spyder hits him with a pair of sit-down powerbombs back-to-back, then they head outside. Spyder gets a baseball bat and bashes Wargoth with it repeatedly before hitting the crucifix bomb on the concrete, and he gets that 1, 2, 3!
Winner, Spyder!
Newcomers vs. Veterans:
Caress Hartley & Cheyenne vs. Ashley Ace & Kennedy Smoke
Kennedy Smoke was the weak link in this match! She starts off against Caress, and she and Cheyenne put Kennedy through her paces with some submission-based offense that just generally fucks her shit right up. Ashley gets tagged in and it turns into a pretty normal bout, but Caress definitely has the lion's share of ring time, hitting 3 of her sitdown facebusters and finally putting away Ashley Ace with her twist of fate for the 1, 2, 3!
Winners, Caress & Cheyenne!
4-Man X-Violence Tables Match:
Adam Riley vs. Ed Hong Toms vs. Manticore vs. Kain
Hey, a tables match that actually went for a while! They change a little but the basic pairings for the bulk of the match are Adam Riley fighting Ed Hong Toms (and losing), and Manticore and Kain struggling for dominance. There's a lot of table interaction that doesn't put anything through anything, including Adam and Ed taking turns bouncing each others' heads off the table set up in the middle of the ring. Later on, Manticore gets a table and kind of tosses it aside, and it's leaning up on the second rope, just barely elevated, and then Kain grabs Manticore for a side slam, drops him right on the corner and it shatters, and we have our winner!!!
Winner, Kain!
"Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil vs. Craig Helman
This match had two distinct parts: part 1 had Jay O'Neil destroying Helman and countering just about everything he tried to do. Part 2 had Helman getting pissed off and just dismantling the fuck out of the Mega Heel. I dunno what's up with O'Neil- he was so dominant, then he changed his look and now he's lost two straight singles matches! Strong finish for Craig Helman!
Winner, Craig Helman!
Battle of the Finishers- 2 of 3 falls:
CK One vs. "The Machine" Johnny Grey
Fall 1:
Absolutely one of the best matches I've seen. Both men so equally matched. Johnny is trying to wrestle a submission game and take it early, but CK One hits a buckle bomb and the CheCKmate (perfectplex) and 1, 2, 3, he scores!!!
Winner, CK One!
Fall 2:
This fall just cemented this match as one of the best ever! CK One starts off dominating Grey, but Johnny comes back, forsaking the wrestling and submissions for just beating the fuck out of CK One! Lots of false finishes in this one, and it's SO ANNOYING when you HEAR the hand slap the mat a third time, but the referee calls it as a 2 count! Johnny gets him close enough to fool me until the match continues, and then CK One gets him in the corner and hangs Johnny off the top for a CKO (rko), then hits him with a buckle bomb and finishes him with a CheCKmate! HOLY SHIT, WHAT A SERIES!!!
Winner, CK One!
Overall winner, CK One!
4-Way Falls Count Anywhere:
"The Rage" Sean Callous vs. the Soulless vs. Rebel Raynes vs. Jim Stackhouse
This one was over pretty fast! The Rage and Stackhouse beat on each other, and the Soulless takes Rebel Raynes outside. Everyone gets in some offense, but the Soulless was savagely beating Rebel Raynes like he wanted to break open his skull and drink the milky liquid inside. In the end the Soulless hits the Shadow Spade (vertebreaker) out near the ramp, and the Rage tries to run over and break it up, but by the time he gets there the ref has counted the 3!
Winner, the Soulless!
OCW X-Violence Extreme Rules Championship:
Monn' Joogra vs. Riley Taylor ©
Wow, this one was pretty one-sided. Monn kicked Riley's ass for a while and then Riley headed outside and got a hammer, but never got to use it. Riley made a good bit of a comeback, tearing Monn a new asshole, but then got whipped to the other side of the ring outside and the Haitian Beast took him apart. Back inside it was the Zombified (tombstone) piledriver, pin for 2, Voodoo Drop (last ride), 3, and we have a new champion!
Winner and new OCW X-Violence Champion, Monn' Joogra!
OCW Women's Championship:
Tiffany Slyvinia vs. Katrina Locke ©
Lots of offense from both women, and Katrina was locking on submissions as much as she could, but just couldn't get Tiffany to tap! Tiffany hits a second Starry Night (shining wizard) and Katrina stays down for the 3!!!
Winner and new OCW Women's Champion, Tiffany Slyvinia!
OCW World Championship:
"Bandit" Eric Wilson vs. Werwulf ©
This ended up being a lot more of a squash match than expected, with the Bandit just failing to get a lot of offense in. Werwulf hits a Mark of the Beast (trouble in paradise) early, and Bandit tries for an Elite Elbow Drop (diving elbow drop) but misses. Werwulf hits another Mark of the Beast and the Spinal Tap (superkick), and Bandit is over and out.
Winner and still OCW World Champion, Werwulf!
