Post by The Chupster on Nov 8, 2017 20:05:41 GMT -5
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Ashley Ace vs Kennedy Smoke
Unfortunately Kennedy's rankings aren't gonna get any better tonight, because Ashley kicked her ass pretty good. Kennedy gets in just enough offense to pull off the twist of fate and her piledriver finisher, but without more offense setting up the moves, Ashley kicks at two and comes back with the Ace Flip (standing shirinui) and Ace of Hearts (rko) to score the 1-2-3.
Winner, Ashley Ace!
Tag Team:
Kain & Leviathan vs Monn' Joogra & Dragune
WOW what a match! Contender for match of the night, with the OCW team looking awesome and pulling off all kinds of awesome offense, and while Monn did well, Dragune took a while to start things up. Dragune ends up in the ring forever and gets just killed by the opposing team, but they just can't get a 3 count on him, but then he makes the tag to Monn who comes in, hits the Voodoo Drop (last ride) on Kain, and instant 1-2-3! Holy shit!
Winners, the cTn!
6-Man Tag No.1 Contender Match:
The Moonlight Army (Riley Taylor, CK One, Jay O'Neil) vs Dark Destiny (Craig Helman, The Hand of Darkness)
The Soulless kicks things off for Dark Destiny and just slaughters Jay O'Neil. Riley gets tagged in and things go a little better, and for a while it's looking like the Moonlight Army has it, especially after 2 Taylornados (spinning neckbreaker) by Taylor, but then a completely fresh CK One gets tagged in against Wargoth, and I have never- I mean NEVER- seen CK One dominated like he was here. He got in no offense at all, just getting killed, and then hit with a stereo clotheslines finisher that put him out!
Winners and 6-Man #1 contenders, Dark Destiny!
Tag Team Tournament Semi-Finals 1 - OCW:
The Elite vs Suck This!
This one was SHORT! Bandit starts off dominating Johnny Grey, and Teabag likewise kills Adam Riley in horrific ways, but Johnny's second go at Bandit is a lot more successful. He locks on the Greyface (crossface) pretty quick, but no go on the submission. But then he whips Bandit into the Suck This! corner, they hit the Suck THAT! (3d), and Teabag gets headed off by Grey as Adam covers for the win!
Winners, Suck This!
6-Women Elimination Tag:
Cheyenne, Caress Hartley & Princess Mariposa vs Lady Godivika, Mazikeen & Midnight Blue
This was a squash match that went about 20 minutes too long. Godivika starts off killing Caress, who takes like 4 brass knuckle shots and a couple of neckbreaker finishers, but just won't leave the match. Caress does manage to mangle Mazikeen pretty well, but by the time she gets out, the damage is done. Mariposa gets eliminated first, then Caress is gone almost immediately afterwards, and Cheyenne fights the losing battle a lot longer than she probably should have.
Order Out:
1. Mariposa by Godivika (backstabber)
2. Caress by Godivika (deadlift sitdown powerbomb)
3. Cheyenne by Mazikeen (suplex to sitdown powerbomb)
Winners, Godivika, Mazikeen & Midnight Blue!
Tag Team Tournament Semi-Finals 2 – cTn:
cTn (Bysin & Spyder) vs cTn (Manticore & Matty Ace)
I hate to say it but this was a squash match, and it went exactly the opposite way I would've thought! Bysin and Spyder just had Core and Ace's numbers. Both men would get in some offense, but Bysin and Spyder finished off Matty with a patented cTn heat bomb!
Winners, Bysin & Spyder!
Triple Threat Cage Match – United States No.1 Contender:
Sean Callous vs Cerberus vs Ed Hong Toms
Nonstop action from beginning to end! And in the end, it's Ed Hong Toms, hitting the Rage with the Reverse Spinning Double Titty Punch (bubba ray punch combo) for a 3 count!!!
Winner and new United States #1 contender, Ed Hong Toms!
6-Man Devastation Chamber Match – Champion's Challenge:
Werwulf vs The Chupacabra vs Rebel Raynes vs Jim Stackhouse vs Tops Newsome vs "The Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil
I don't even know what to say. Rebel Raynes starts off with Jay O'Neil and spends the first couple of minutes getting murdered. Then Stackhouse comes in and he's getting double-team murdered. Then Chupa comes in and Stackhouse goes and kills him while O'Neil continues to murder Raynes. Tops and Werwulf come in and it's just a mess. Chupa gets eliminated by a Stackhouse package piledriver on the steel grating and everything continues to be big, messy melee.
Tops hits Wulf with a jumping tombstone on the steel grating, but the champ kicks out at two. Jay O'Neil falls pretty unspectacularly to a standing shooting star press from Rebel Raynes, and soon after Tops is eliminated by a Werwulf Spinal Tap (superkick). It's a fucked-up three way dance with Werwulf eating most of the damage, so it isn't surprising when a Rebel Raynes hurricanrana leads to a roll-up pin by Stackhouse, and 1, 2, 3!
Rebel beats the dogshit out of Stackhouse for a long while. Stackhouse makes a comeback and gets in a lot of good offense, but Rebel takes over, hits a frankensteiner from the top rope and boom, we have a #1 contender! What a match by Raynes!
Order In:
1 & 2. Jay O'Neil & Rebel Raynes
3. Jim Stackhouse
4. The Chupacabra
5. Tops Newsome
6. Werwulf
Order Out:
1. The Chupacabra by Jim Stackhouse (package piledriver)
2. Jay O'Neil by Rebel Raynes (standing shooting star press)
3. Tops Newsome by Werwulf (Spinal Tap/superkick)
4. Werwulf by Jim Stackhouse (roll-up pin off of Rebel Raynes's hurricanrana)
5. Jim Stackhouse by Rebel Raynes (top rope frankensteiner)
Winner, Rebel Raynes!
OCW Women's Championship Rematch - X-Violence Extreme Rules Match:
Katrina Locke vs. Tiffany Slyvinia ©
Squash match with Tiffany just owning Katrina. Damn.
Winner and still OCW Women's Champion, Tiffany Slyvinia!