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OCW Tag Tournament Finals - OCW vs. cTn:
Suck This! vs. Bysin/Spyder
Suck This! enter dressed as the Dudley Boys (Adam as Bubba, Johnny as D-Von), and Bysin & Spyder enter dressed as Son Goku and Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z!
Wow, Bysin and Spyder on the same page, and they just dominated Suck This in the worst way! Adam kicks off with Bysin and gets in a little offense but mostly gets owned, and then Johnny gets tagged in and the cTn kicks his ass HARD! Bysin busts him open with his capture ddt, and a patented cTn heat bomb puts Johnny down for the 1, 2, 3!
Winner, Bysin & Spyder!
Submission Challenge:
Cheyenne vs. Katrina Locke
Cheyenne enters as the Undertaker!
Wow. Both women put up an awesome fight, and Cheyenne kept sending Katrina to the outside, but in the end it came down to Katrina locking on an armbar and sitting on Cheyenne's shoulder. Cheyenne had nowhere to go and just couldn't escape, and was forced to tap!
Winner, Katrina Locke!
OCW Tag Team Championship:
The cTn (Bysin/Spyder) vs. The Moonlight Army ©
Bysin and Spyder are still in their DBZ gear, and CK One is dressed as OCW's first World Champion, Kunk the Sphere-Klown!
Holy shit, what a match! Things start off pretty even but Riley gets trapped in the ring and kicked to fuck, busted open, and generally hurt to hell. He hits a Riledriver (samoan driver) and things turn around when he finally gets a tag, and CK One gets in and takes over! Bysin manages to take over for a bit, but then he tries some bear hug move of some sort and CK One thumbs the eye, then hits the CheCKmate (perfectplex), and out of nowhere, 1, 2, 3, and the Moonlight Army wins!
Winners and still OCW Tag Team Champions, the Moonlight Army!
X-Violence Extreme Rules Tornado Tag:
Sadistic Tendencies (Bloodraven & Blue) vs. Godivika & Mazikeen
Sadistic Tendencies enter dressed as gender swaps of Freddy Krueger (Lady Bloodraven) and Jason Voorhees (Midnight Blue)!
This one started off pretty even, but the bigger girls just started playing Hulk Smash with the other two, and pretty quick it was Mazikeen hitting the sitdown powerbomb on Bloodraven for the 1, 2, 3. Wow.
Winners, Godivika & Mazikeen!
OCW 6-Man Tag Team Championship:
Dark Destiny vs. The Establishment ©
On the Dark Destiny side, the Hand of Darkness enters in Doobie Bros gear (Soulless as Disco Rick, Wargoth as Punk Rock Tony), while the Establishment still has Suck This! in their Dudleys gear!
This match was a clusterfuck. Both sides had several finishers and moments where they could've won, and both sides also had a lot of fuck ups where they attacked teammates or ran into the ref or just took his ass out. In the end, Suck This! hit the Suck THAT (3d) on Helman while the Rage ddt'd the Soulless, busting him open, and Adam hooked the leg for 3 before Wargoth even knew what was going on.
Winners and still OCW 6-Man Tag Team Champions, the Establishment!
X-Violence Extreme Rules 3-Way Dance:
Kennedy Smoke vs. Princess Mariposa vs. Caress Hartley
Princess Mariposa enters dressed as Princess Maripumpkin, an awesome pumpkin-flavored outfit!
Relatively short match with no weapons play. All three women had strong performances, but Kennedy Smoke would take it after hitting a last ride powerbomb on Mariposa while Caress was recuperating outside! The dry spell is over!
Winner, Kennedy Smoke!
OCW United States Championship:
Ed Hong Toms vs. "The Machine" Johnny Grey ©
Toms enters as Hulk Hogan, while Johnny Grey is still in his D-Von Dudley get-up!
Johnny is in control early on and gets a quick Greyface (crossface) on Ed, but Toms fights back! He manages to counter a couple of attempts at Johnny's Shades of Grey (rko), and in the end it looks like it's gonna be Toms with the Reverse Spinning Double Titty Punch (bubba ray combination), but Toms misses with the initial punch twice and gets reversed on the third! Johnny immediately traps him in the Greyface once again, and Toms has no choice but to tap out!!!
Winner and still OCW United States Champion, Johnny Grey!
OCW X-Violence Championship - 3 Stages of Hell (Extreme Rules/Last Man Standing/Falls Count Anywhere)
ALL FALLS WILL BE CONTESTED!
James "Teabag" Douglas vs. Monn' Joogra ©
Teabag enters dressed as the "Macho Man" Randy Savage, and Monn' Joogra is here as Street Fighter's Blanka!
Fall 1:
What a match, folks! Teabag and Monn' Joogra came after each other like men possessed, and Monn was in control until it went outside. Then Teabag devastated the Haitian Beast, but back on the inside, Monn hits a Zombified (tombstone) piledriver for a CLOSE 2! Teabag comes back with a Fah-Q! (jackhammer) but barely gets 2. Back and forth, but Monn hits a Voodoo Drop (last ride) on a chair and that's all she wrote!
Winner, Monn' Joogra!
Fall 2:
Fall 2 was over in a matter of minutes, with Monn' Joogra absolutely destroying Teabag! Teabag got in no offense as he was taken apart, put down with a Zombified piledriver, and laid to rest with a Voodoo Drop! Holy shit! Either way, the Haitian Beast is leaving with the belt tonight!
Winner, Monn' Joogra!
Fall 3:
Teabag got a little fight left in him, but it's still mostly Monn' Joogra, just destroying him. Monn puts him away on the outside with a Zombified piledriver and another Voodoo Drop. Damn. Just damn. Monn saying "THIS IS MY YARD!!!"
Winner, Monn' Joogra!
Overall Winner and still OCW X-Violence Champion, Monn' Joogra!
OCW Women's Championship:
Ashley Ace vs. Tiffany Slyvinia ©
Ashley makes her entrance as Street Fighter's Cammy White, and Tiffany comes out dressed as Star Trek Voyager's Captain Janeway!
Tiffany absolutely destroyed Ashley in the first several minutes, but after a Cherry Popper (low blow) and Starry Night (shining wizard), Ashley not only managed to wake up, but come back! Ashley tears Tiffany a new one, hitting the Ace Flip (standing shirinui) and Ace of Hearts (rko), but Tiffany NARROWLY gets her shoulder up!
After that, Ashley seems to lose it, just trying a ton of different, nonsensical offense to keep Tiffany down, but Tiff comes back herself, hits a second Cherry Popper and Starry Night, and keeps the gold!
Winner and still OCW Women's Champion, Tiffany Slyvinia!
OCW 2017 Legion Gauntlet II:
The Elite (Kain/Bandit/Teabag) vs. The cTn (Manticore/Matty Ace/Dragune) vs. The New Blood ("Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil/Ed Hong Toms/Tops Newsome) vs. OCW (The Chupacabra/Leviathan/Jim Stackhouse)
For the Elite, Teabag is still representing as the Macho Bag; the cTn has Core dressed as the Chupacabra, Matty Ace as Street Fighter's Ken Masters, and Dragune dressed as Ghostbusters' Peter Venkman; the New Blood have Ed Hong Toms still dressed as Hulk Hogan; and OCW comes out as OCDemolition, dressed as the three members of Demolition! Chupa is Demolition Smash/Chups, Leviathan is Demolition Ax/Scrunch, and Stackhouse is Demolition Crush/Stax! Much awesomeness!
Team Orders:
The Elite-
1. Kain
2. "Macho Bag" James Douglas
3. "Bandit" Eric Wilson
The cTn-
1. Chupacore
2. Peter Venkdrag
3. Kenny Ace
The New Blood-
1. Tops Newsome
2. "Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil
3. Hong Hogan
OCDemolition-
1. Demolition Stax
2. Demolition Scrunch
3. Demolition Chups
Match 1:
Kain vs. Chupacore vs. Tops Newsome vs. Demolition Stax
This match was a quick-and-over mess, with Tops ruling the ring and finally slapping an iron claw on Demolition Stax for an early win, and the OCDemolition team is one man down already!!!
Tops Newsome eliminates Demolition Stax via submission (iron claw)! Tops moves on to the next match, Stax is eliminated, and Kain & Chupacore return to their teams' rotations!
Match 2:
"Macho Bag" James Douglas vs. Peter Venkdrag vs. Tops Newsome vs. Demolition Scrunch
Total chaos and longer than the last match with a lot of damage dealt! Tops starts off with an iron claw on Dragune, who manages to fight his way out! Lots of action inside and out,
Peter Venkdrag eliminates Demolition Scrunch via pinfall (Shallow Grave/floatover ddt)! Peter Venkdrag moves on to the next match, Demolition Scrunch is eliminated, and "Macho Bag" James Douglas & Tops Newsome return to their teams' rotations!
Match 3:
"Bandit" Eric Wilson vs. Peter Venkdrag vs. "Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil vs. Demolition Chups
Peter Venkdrag eliminates Demolition Chups via pinfall (Shallow Grave/floatover ddt)! Peter Venkdrag moves on to the next match, Demolition Chups and the entire OCDemolition team is eliminated, and Bandit & Jay O'Neil return to their teams' rotations!
Match 4:
Kain vs. Peter Venkdrag vs. Hong Hogan
This one had moments where each man was pretty dominant, but Dragune was really the strongest player in the match. At one point it looked like Hong Hogan might have pulled it off, hitting Kain with the Reverse Spinning Double Titty Punch (bubba ray combination), but they got pushed against the ropes for a rope break. Dragune ends up hitting the Shallow Grave on Kain while Hong is outside the ring, and that's it! Dragune chalks up 3 victories in the row!!!
Peter Venkdrag eliminates Kain via pinfall (Shallow Grave/floatover ddt)! Peter Venkdrag moves on to the next match, Kain is eliminated, and Hong Hogan returns to his team's rotation!
Match 5:
"Macho Bag" James Douglas vs. Peter Venkdrag vs. Tops Newsome
One hell of a match with Dragune doing most of the work and Tops coming in a clear second. Teabag had a couple of moves here and there, and somehow pulled off an olympic slam and a Fah-Q! on Dragune for 2, but then Tops hits Teabag with a sitdown tombstone piledriver and got the 1, 2, 3!
Tops Newsome eliminates "Macho Bag" James Douglas via pinfall (sitdown tombstone piledriver)! Tops moves on to the next match, Teabag is eliminated, and Dragune returns to his team's rotation!
Match 6:
"Bandit" Eric Wilson vs. Kenny Ace vs. Tops Newsome
Well, Bandit got killed most of the match, sometimes by Ace, sometimes by Tops! In the end, Tops hits a coast to coast dropkick on Bandit while Matty is on the outside, and it's 1, 2, 3!
The Elite is gone, and we have 2 men who have made all of the eliminations in this Gauntlet- and they're both tied at 3 apiece!!!
Tops Newsome eliminates Bandit via pinfall (coast to coast)! Tops moves on to the next match, Bandit and the entire Elite team is eliminated, and Matty Ace returns to his team's rotation!
Match 7:
Chupacore vs. Tops Newsome
Tops tried his hardest and got in some good licks, but after a Shut That Shit Down powerbomb, a Malicious Intent (attitude adjustment), and a second Shut That Shit Down, Tops was down!
Chupacore eliminates Tops Newsome via pinfall (Shut That Shit Down/pop-up powerbomb)!
Match 8:
Chupacore vs. "Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil
Holy fuck! Core destroyed Jay so much there should be a new word made for it. Multiple finishers, the referee even halted the match briefly to check on Jay for an injury, but Jay manages to come back and hit a GFY Driver (suplex piledriver), and Core stays down!!! The Mega Heel is BACK, baby!!!
Jay O'Neil eliminates Chupacore via pinfall (GFY Driver/suplex piledriver)!
Match 9:
Peter Venkdrag vs. "Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil
Wow, this was over in like a minute and a half. Dragune takes advantage of the damage done by Manticore and hits the Dragon's Wrath, the Shallow Grave, and that's just it!
Peter Venkdrag eliminates Jay O'Neil via pinfall (Shallow Grave)!
Match 10:
Peter Venkdrag vs. Hong Hogan
Ed put up more of a fight than I would've expected, and at one point, I thought he might even hit the Titty Punch and put Dragune down, but a second Dragon's Wrath combo laid Toms out, and Dragune gets the 1, 2, 3, winning the Legion Gauntlet for the cTn for the second time in the same year!!!
Peter Venkdrag eliminates Ed Hong Toms via pinfall (Dragon's Wrath)!
Winners of 2017's Legion Gauntlet II, the cTn!!!
OCW World Championship:
Rebel Raynes vs. Werwulf ©
Rebel makes his entrance dressed as the Ultimate Warrior, and Werwulf comes in as one of his greatest OCW foes, Angel!
We got a little bit of a preview of this earlier with Manticore/Jay O'Neil. Werwulf beat the ever-loving shit out of Rebel, hitting an unprecedented (to my knowledge) 4 Marks of the Beast (trouble in paradise) and 4 Spinal Taps (superkicks), but Rebel would kick out at the absolute last possible moment. The referee stopped the match 3 times to check for injuries. Werwulf literally wore himself out beating on Rebel, dropping to a knee more than once.
And then, Rebel made a comeback. And when he hit the moonstomp on Werwulf, Werwulf just couldn't get up. 1, 2, 3, and that greasy lil bastard is our new OCW World Champion!!!
Winner and NEW OCW WORLD CHAMPION, REBEL RAYNES!!!
EXTRA MATCHES:
6-Man Elimination Tag Stupidity:
OCDemolition vs. The Establishment (Dudley Boys)
Pandemonium from the word go, with everyone just beating the shit out of everyone, but at the end of the night, the OCDemolition team just could not withstand the power of the 6-Man Tag Champions! A fun, competitive match though. And Chups did get to superplex Adam Riley to the outside of the ring. lol
Order Out:
1. Demolition Stax by Adam Riley (The Last Laugh/rock bottom)
2. Sean Callous by Demolition Scrunch (Demolition elbow/backbreaker doubleteam finisher)
3. Demolition Chups by Adam Riley (spinebuster)
4. Demolition Scrunch by Johnny Grey (Greyface/crossface)
Winners, the Establishment!
Women's X-Violence Cosplay Devastation Chamber:
Midnight Blue (Voorhees) vs. Bloodraven (Krueger) vs. Cheyenne (Undertaker) vs. Ashley Ace (Cammy) vs. Tiffany Slyvinia (Janeway) vs. Princess Mariposa (Maripumpkin)
The two women involved in the Women's Championship match start off, but soon Blue is in mixing it up! Soon Bloodraven is in and it's cTn vs. Sadistic Tendencies! Cheyenne comes in next and joins Bloodraven in whooping on Ashley, and Pumpkin comes in last. Pumpkin goes after Cheyenne and Sadistic Tendencies resumes their attack on the cTn. Blue hits the Midnight Driver (samoan driver) on Tiffany on the cold hard steel, 1, 2, 3, and the Women's Champion is our first elimination!!!
Sadistic Tendencies doubleteam Ashley, keeping her from getting much headway, while Cheyenne wrestles a ground game against Maripumpkin. Tendencies finally melts down, turning the out-of-the-ring action into a 3-way mess, while Maripumpkin comes back against Cheyenne!
Lady Bloodraven lands a Fatal Shot (superkick) on Ashley, who becomes the second elimination, and the cTn contingent is gone! Outside the ring, it's Tendencies whooping on each other, and inside it's still Cheyenne vs. Maripumpkin, and Maripumpkin turns it up a notch! Bloodraven locks on a bridging necklock and her partner Blue is the third to go!
At the same time in the ring, Cheyenne hits the Woman's Scorn (stretching shoulderbreaker) and keeps Maripumpkin down for 3. Bloodraven comes in and nails Cheyenne a couple of times and tries the bridging neckbreaker again, and Cheyenne is in there for a while, but she manages to get loose. Cheyenne takes over bigtime, dismantling her opponent, but out of nowhere, Bloodraven hits another Fatal Shot and gets the 3!
Order In:
1 & 2. Tiffany & Ashley
2. Midnight Blue
3. Lady Bloodraven
4. Cheyenne
5. Princess Maripumpkin
Order Out:
1. Tiffany by Midnight Blue (Midnight Driver/samoan driver)
2. Ashley by Lady Bloodraven (Fatal Shot/superkick)
3. Midnight Blue by Lady Bloodraven (bridging necklock)
4. Princess Maripumpkin by Cheyenne (Woman's Scorn/stretching shoulderbreaker)
5. Cheyenne by Lady Bloodraven (Fatal Shot)
Winner, Lady Bloodraven!
Imitation is Flattery X-Violence Tornado Tag:
The Doobie Bros. vs. The Hand of Darkness (Doobie Bros.)
This match is a mess and the end just comes out of nowhere. Disco Soulless hits a double underhook sitdown powerbomb on Disco Rick while Punk Rock Tony is heading to the outside and boom, match over!
Winners, the Hand of Darkness!
cTn Devastation Chamber:
Bysin (Goku) vs. Spyder (Vegeta) vs. Dragune (Peter Venkdrag) vs. Matty Ace (Ken) vs. Monn' Joogra (Blanka) vs. Cerberus (Batman)
Cerberus enters as cTn Man, an obvious Batman ripoff.
The two biggest men in the match go at it hardcore to kick off the match! Matty Ace is in next, but he's basically a nonfactor, just unable to really get in between the two big men. Bysin comes in right as Matty hits a missile dropkick on Spyder, and everyone pairs off that way. Monn' Joogra kills Bysin while Matty and Spyder take turns beating the piss out of one another, and Cerberus enters just as Monn hits the Zombified (tombstone) piledriver on Bysin and gets a 2 count.
Cerberus goes after Ace on the outside while Monn kills Bysin with the Voodoo Drop (last ride), again for 2. Dragune finally makes his entrance while everyone has submmission holds slapped on.
Everyone gets in the ring and it's a clusterfuck. Matty concentrates on Cerberus and destroys him with an Ace Flip (shirinui)/Ace in the Hole (code blue)/Ace of Spades (truth or consequences) combo that leaves him laying for 3. At the same time, Monn hits Bysin with a second Zombified piledriver for the elimination. Monn turns his attention to Spyder, hitting him with the Voodoo Drop, and boom, the Haitian Beast just eliminated tonight's tag team contenders, one after the other!!!
It turns into a three-way slaughter pretty quick. Monn tries to hit Dragune with a Zombified piledriver, but Matty spears him from behind and he drops Dragune. Everyone gets in everyone's way for a while, then Dragune hits a series of moves culminating in the Dragon's Wrath (combination), flooring Monn, but Matty steals the pin and Dragune is fine with it.
Dragune immediately attacks Ace, but Ace reverses and floors Drag with an Ace in the Hole. He takes his time, showing off, and finally hits another Ace of Spades, but only gets a two! He spends a bit dismantling Dragune, hits another Ace in the Hole and then an elbow drop, then gets the 3!
Order In:
1 & 2. Monn' Joogra & Spyder
3. Matty Ace
4. Bysin
5. Cerberus
6. Dragune
Order Out:
1. Cerberus by Matty Ace (Ace of Spades/truth or consequences)
2. Bysin by Monn' Joogra (Zombified piledriver/tombstone)
3. Spyder by Monn' Joogra (Voodoo Drop/last ride)
4. Monn' Joogra by Matty Ace (Dragune's Dragon's Wrath/punch combo)
5. Dragune by Matty Ace (Ace in the Hole & elbow drop/code blue)
Winner, Matty Ace!
6-Man Legends vs. Legends Elimination Tag:
WWE Legends (Macho Bag, Hong Hogan, Ultimate Rebel) vs. OCW Legends (CK Kunk, AngelWulf, Chupacore)
Toms starts off against CK One and does well until he tries to go up to the second rope... in the opposition's corner. Wulf and Raynes get tagged in, and the new World Champion gives and takes some assbeatings against both him and Manticore. More give-and-take action until Teabag gets tagged in and faces the wrath of the cTn stomp train!
Core sends Teabag to the outside and beats his ass the whole time, busting him open. Then Core tags CK One for a cTn Heat Bomb, and BOOM, the first elimination is the Macho Bag!
CK One fights the new World Champion for a while and it's about even, until he gets him in the OCW corner for another Heat Bomb for 2! Raynes and Werwulf fight it out for a while, and then Toms gets tagged in. In a repeat of earlier, Toms misses two attempts at the Reverse Spinning Double Titty Punch, and gets reversed on the third!
More crazy action for a while, and then Core tags Wulf for a Heat Bomb on Raynes and 1, 2, 3! He's out, and Toms is laid out on the outside! Wulf brings him in, gets him in the OCW corner and tags CK One for another Heat Bomb, busting Toms open, and 1, 2, 3, this one's in the bag!
Order Out:
1. Teabag by CK One (heat bomb w/ Manticore)
2. Rebel Raynes by Werwulf (heat bomb w/ Manticore)
3. Ed Hong Toms by CK One (heat bomb w/ Werwulf)
Winners, the OCW Legends!
