Post by GFY on Jan 27, 2018 14:28:17 GMT -5
The scene opens with "The Mega Heel" Jay O'Neil hanging out in the backstage area. Already dressed in his ring gear, the only thing he needed to do to come out to the ring was put up his man-bun and put on his cassic puffy vest. His hair drooped to the side of his head, the shine coming off of it appearing greasy. Maybe Jay's new tactic for successful ring wars was to just out stink the opponent?
In his right hand sat his iPhone, his thumb tapping away the the screen a mile a minute. In his left hand was some robotic looking box, a bright yellow text on the LED screen displays numbers and letters. As he continues to thumb poke his phone screen, he raises the device to his mouth. A loud crackling-poppy sound comes from it, and Jay exhales a deep cloud of thick smoke, following with large rings. It was now apparent what the device was. Jay had reached the next level of "Heelism", as he now was a master of vaping.He continues on with another drag of his robot-cock e-cigarette. He stops hitting the phone screen with his thumb and holds the middle button. Siri pops up.
"How may I help you??"
Jay lowers his vape set up to the ground and scratches away at his chin.
How many dick kicks does it take to defeat Craig Helman??
Siri takes a second to register the request..
"... two."
Jay nods.
Noted. Does Craig Helman own any animals? What is his weakness?
Obviously Jay was doing some extra scouting for the Semi finals of the U.S. #1 Contender Tournament. So far, he hadn't won all of the titles and accolades he claimed he would by this point. His timeline on being relevant was becoming shorter and shorter. He knew he was almost at the point of being a middle card act, which was a huge drop off from his success at the start of his OCW career.
Siri pops up with an answer to his question.
"It is believed Craig Helman is the proud owner of an exotic fish tank. No further information is available on the internet."
No hesitation needed, Jay fires his next one at Siri.
Nearby sashimi restaurant looking for product.
Only Jay O'Neil would consider this a mind game tactic. He picks up his vape stick and hauls a drag off of it again. His facial expression changes a bit as the results for the search comes up.
Siri, once I defeat Helman, how do I betray my tag partner and make him look like he's at fault, when I'm really the bad guy all along?
"There is nothing on the internet for that."
Siri, how do I hurt Riley Taylor and take his tag team title off of him without actually wrestling him, since he's a jerk for wanting to win the tag team titles with CK One, but not wanting to win the 6-man tag titles with me?
"There is nothing on the internet for that."
Jay scoffs.
Siri....
Riley Taylor's concussion history??
"There are 470,520 articles on the internet for that."
Baseball bats for sale, nearby.
A picture of a baseball bat pops up on the screen, $79.99 posted underneath it. Jay's eyes widen.
80 bones for a bat!? Sheesh, those things pop up under the ring all the time... for free!?
Siri, does Riley Taylor suspect Jay O'Neil will ever betray him?
"Probably."
Well, fuck.
The camera starts to zoom out as Jay continues to formulate a plan for his upcoming match, or two for tonight's event.
In his right hand sat his iPhone, his thumb tapping away the the screen a mile a minute. In his left hand was some robotic looking box, a bright yellow text on the LED screen displays numbers and letters. As he continues to thumb poke his phone screen, he raises the device to his mouth. A loud crackling-poppy sound comes from it, and Jay exhales a deep cloud of thick smoke, following with large rings. It was now apparent what the device was. Jay had reached the next level of "Heelism", as he now was a master of vaping.He continues on with another drag of his robot-cock e-cigarette. He stops hitting the phone screen with his thumb and holds the middle button. Siri pops up.
"How may I help you??"
Jay lowers his vape set up to the ground and scratches away at his chin.
How many dick kicks does it take to defeat Craig Helman??
Siri takes a second to register the request..
"... two."
Jay nods.
Noted. Does Craig Helman own any animals? What is his weakness?
Obviously Jay was doing some extra scouting for the Semi finals of the U.S. #1 Contender Tournament. So far, he hadn't won all of the titles and accolades he claimed he would by this point. His timeline on being relevant was becoming shorter and shorter. He knew he was almost at the point of being a middle card act, which was a huge drop off from his success at the start of his OCW career.
Siri pops up with an answer to his question.
"It is believed Craig Helman is the proud owner of an exotic fish tank. No further information is available on the internet."
No hesitation needed, Jay fires his next one at Siri.
Nearby sashimi restaurant looking for product.
Only Jay O'Neil would consider this a mind game tactic. He picks up his vape stick and hauls a drag off of it again. His facial expression changes a bit as the results for the search comes up.
Siri, once I defeat Helman, how do I betray my tag partner and make him look like he's at fault, when I'm really the bad guy all along?
"There is nothing on the internet for that."
Siri, how do I hurt Riley Taylor and take his tag team title off of him without actually wrestling him, since he's a jerk for wanting to win the tag team titles with CK One, but not wanting to win the 6-man tag titles with me?
"There is nothing on the internet for that."
Jay scoffs.
Siri....
Riley Taylor's concussion history??
"There are 470,520 articles on the internet for that."
Baseball bats for sale, nearby.
A picture of a baseball bat pops up on the screen, $79.99 posted underneath it. Jay's eyes widen.
80 bones for a bat!? Sheesh, those things pop up under the ring all the time... for free!?
Siri, does Riley Taylor suspect Jay O'Neil will ever betray him?
"Probably."
Well, fuck.
The camera starts to zoom out as Jay continues to formulate a plan for his upcoming match, or two for tonight's event.